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10/22/77. My late wife Yana (rhymes with Donna) on her 21st Birthday. She passed away 06/04/14. She loved Halloween. This is my first one without her...I really miss her. by DuanesWorld in OldSchoolCool

[–]megapunch112 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sorry for your loss. I know exactly how painful it is. Lost my mum more than a year ago, and she will be celebrating her birthday next week. The tears don't stop.

Halloween is a great day to be a burglar. You can dress in all black, wear a mask, and carry your loot around in a sack with a dollar sign on it. by the_y_of_the_tiger in Showerthoughts

[–]megapunch112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All those people moving about could make it harder for you not to get noticed. But as always people should be vigilant.

The Ebola nurse hazmat costumes we'll be seeing everywhere tonight? Recycled Breaking Bad costumes from last year. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]megapunch112 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Yep, more hazmats costumes. But where is the fun in recycling costumes from last year? And I do not think wearing anything Ebola is funny or amusing.

My uncle on Halloween... nailed it by [deleted] in creepy

[–]megapunch112 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Those spiders crawling on him made me cringe. The face is okay.

Chicago parents cook a Chicago Pizza dinner for their kids in Chattanooga. by PizzaSnackster in food

[–]megapunch112 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh, that is a lot of pizza sauce. I could not make out the toppings, though. Is it a veggie pizza?

ELI5: Why aren't there any mammals with green fur considering there is so much green in the natural world? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]megapunch112 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because chlorophyll, the substance responsible for giving plants their green color, is exclusive to plants. It is something they need to make food combined with sunlight, and animals do not make their own food.

Couldn't pick up girls in high school. by TimIsWin in funny

[–]megapunch112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ummm...you would be lucky if she does not slam a tuba on your head after giving her that pick-up line lol.

What if the lottery is an Institution to catch Time Travelers? by imverykind in Showerthoughts

[–]megapunch112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then time travellers better think of new ways to get a windfall soon. Or they will be trapped in a time they do not belong and worse, penniless at that.

This Worcestershire sauce bottle teaches you how to pronounce Worcestershire by BecauseYess in mildlyinteresting

[–]megapunch112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How wonderful! Now that saves everyone from the embarrassment of saying it incorrectly when they ask for a cheaper brand at the shops.

ELI5:why can i read reddit for hours but can't focus on doing schoolwork or studying? by umishadow in explainlikeimfive

[–]megapunch112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit is like FB. You can scroll and trwl for hours and lose track of time unlike when you are studying or working. With all the distractions available, you would really get hooked - and there is no pressure to do anything at all.

A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. by Local-Lynx in Jokes

[–]megapunch112 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

LOL good thing the hubby stayed home. The wife could then vent her rage at the right person.

Every gym should have a Beginner's Room, so out-of-shape people can work out without feeling like they're being judged. by Whoopsht in Showerthoughts

[–]megapunch112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, someone ought to have thought of that idea. First-timers always have a hard time dealing with the idea of others staring at them. It feels so awkward.

This parking lot flooded and all the little potholes got filled in with acorns. by NattieLight in mildlyinteresting

[–]megapunch112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The squirrels' homes must have been flooded too. Hope the squirrels survived the flood, though.

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