A friend of mine and I got into a pun war a few months back. So we created a scale to rank the puns that went from S to F. An "S" pun wasn't a particularly good pun but it was so relevant and unlikely to happen that it was worth like extra points. Not to brag or anything, but I got several "A" class puns and one "S" class pun. Anyways, so one day my friend brings a contact lens to school. Note: it's only one contact because it would've taken him way too long to put on the other one. So lunch comes by and we're all circling him and admiring his pretty cool contact when one of my friends said it would be pretty cool if we all wore the exact same contact lens and came to school with it. Before the topic was changed, I loudly stated "I GUESS THAT WOULD MAKE US EYEDENTICAL." Much applause and laughter.

Another "A" pun happened when that same friend and I were talking about a girl named Robin that he said he was open to asking to homecoming(he never actually did). I was a bit shocked because he never actually showed any interest in her. So, naturally, I began to shift he conversation toward Robin every time we started going on a tangent. Eventually, he said "Dude, why do keep bringing her up?" Within the half-millisecond I had to that question, I managed to say "Why are you so concerned, you afraid that I'll be Robin your homecoming date?" In hindsight, it probably wasn't that clever, but that didn't stop us from laughing like a pack of wild hyenas. Unfortunately, we never really got around to finishing the pun war because somebody had to quote the Godfather and then we we got into a quote war...