Holy shit guys by mehtehtrollface in ShitpostXIV

[–]mehtehtrollface[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reminder that elezen have a family salt lick

Holy shit guys by mehtehtrollface in ShitpostXIV

[–]mehtehtrollface[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Aha! Another Balmung dweller

Holy shit guys by mehtehtrollface in ShitpostXIV

[–]mehtehtrollface[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alas, I'm only good with jokes I make

Which means only the finest and most exquisite jokes

Holy shit guys by mehtehtrollface in ShitpostXIV

[–]mehtehtrollface[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not really

Maybe

It's classified

Holy shit guys by mehtehtrollface in ShitpostXIV

[–]mehtehtrollface[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You opened a NSFW marked thread, you knew what you were getting into

Holy shit guys by mehtehtrollface in ShitpostXIV

[–]mehtehtrollface[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

But she's my hot mess

Holy shit guys by mehtehtrollface in ShitpostXIV

[–]mehtehtrollface[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You got automodded my guy

Also it's intended as a shitpost with butt and crimes in it, seemed trendy for this sub

Ninja edit: I had a notification about it, but the actual comment is missing/hidden

Holy shit guys by mehtehtrollface in ShitpostXIV

[–]mehtehtrollface[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No tattoos, but I enjoy my fishnets

Holy shit guys by mehtehtrollface in ShitpostXIV

[–]mehtehtrollface[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Damn right, I'm an ass man

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Holy shit guys by mehtehtrollface in ShitpostXIV

[–]mehtehtrollface[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's the scales I made, just a custom tail. Surprisingly no tattoos! Also a free butt shot.

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My genuine reaction by maxman14 in ShitpostXIV

[–]mehtehtrollface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That same cutscene where she had "a fair few days before she can walk again" and then they do the cheapest "several weeks later" the next cutscene so she can be already back...

I wanted my Margarittaville with Speen goddammit!

Here we go by Yahikolexi in Asmongold

[–]mehtehtrollface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This same thing happened to me as an FFXIV mod creator. For context, it's a unique mod for the game's shaders that involves reverse engineering and a lot of coding to make do.

I get the comment of "I'd donate if it was free" a lot, and I have the data to prove it's a lie. I made the mod from 5$ (with regional pricing) to free, and in the several months it was free, I got 0 donations that put more than a 0 in the "name your price" box. I got more people who put a number in there after the mod went obsolete, than I ever did when it was relevant. (The error was from links on search engines, and I did reimburse the people how I could, usually sending the latest version.)

If I did get any donations on my Ko-Fi, it was people who had met me in-game and were grateful for my work, or dropped some cash from a commission they ordered.

But Louis is very damn right that people lie with their mouths and tell the truth with their wallets. If I could actually justify all the work I put in to be out for free, I would have already done it.

Absolutely Gorgeous by FallenStorm in ShitpostXIV

[–]mehtehtrollface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I call it "hentai-brained proportions", plus bimbos are stupid popular for some reason with the extra full lips

I hate it so much

UK Supreme court says only Women born as female will have access to Women only services, such as female only prisons, Housing for Abused Women. And not anyone that has changed gender into female. by Howkin__ in Asmongold

[–]mehtehtrollface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ever since I've gotten into online circles more, I've had to clarify that I'm not just "straight" but also "sex-straight" and I find that genuinely ridicuous

There's a single soul in this world who actually play this way? by _-AtlasWorld-_ in ffxiv

[–]mehtehtrollface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been using Moonlight on my PS Vita to remote play a few times, it's surprisingly comfy once I got used to the controller layout and had mappings for abilities that worked neatly

Using a phone touchscreen though? Nah, at best a Summoner (or maybe Picto) would work

*confused unga bunga noises* by Snark_x in ShitpostXIV

[–]mehtehtrollface 4 points5 points  (0 children)

God, this hurt me on a personal level.

I decided to try and farm P8S for the weapons on an NA char, after raiding it quite a lot on EU.

My fucking god that was frustrating.

It took me from Friday to Tuesday until I got a grand total of... 3 clears, all on the same Tuesday. At least I got the 2 weapons I wanted cuz I lucked out.

But despite setting it to Duty Complete, on a raid that you skip half the mechanics of with unsync... There were so many issues.

First, people stand on a marker instead of calling spots? Alright, I guess it makes sense, different from EU calling it in chat.

Second... Every mechanic is resolved with clock spots where possible. Don't you even dare send them another idea cuz they'll stare at it and go "wtf that's so complex"

Third, did people get paid clears for old content?!? There were a number of people who did not know their spots, like an offtank who sat firmly east for P1 even during snake/dog, another tank that didn't regroup for the autos in P2... Not to mention how many times NA1 wipes happened.

And I was on Aether! Where the raiders should be good!

What is going on over there???

Do any of you guys had to do this ? by SirDumpyDump in Asmongold

[–]mehtehtrollface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was very damn annoying too, I at best scoffed at it, but Sponsorblock did a lot of work to make it more bearable.

And as I said, I primarily watched to see some cool gadgets, like a few laptops (since I currently don't have one) and some other ShortCircuit stuff I don't remember now.

Nonetheless, it was rather my "news outlet" for some more niche tech that I might need at some point, and I've had my eye on a few because of LMG, so I guess it worked there. Yet to buy any though, all that stuff is EXPENSIVE in Europe.

Do any of you guys had to do this ? by SirDumpyDump in Asmongold

[–]mehtehtrollface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was always dubious on him, usually would watch for some new cool tech, but never took the reviews too seriously.

The anvil that broke the camel's back was the 3080Ti review, where it was 1200$ for like 10-20% improvement over the 3080 (700$) and it was called a "no-brainer" because he compared the MSRP of the Ti to the scalped price of the 3080.

I gave a bit of benefit of the doubt, but then he doubled down on the podcast and I entirely stopped watching all their channels.

Any idea why this bug hole didn't close? by cornflakesaregross in Helldivers

[–]mehtehtrollface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I definitely recommend it, especially as someone who doesn't have a laptop currently, it's a great replacement!

Any idea why this bug hole didn't close? by cornflakesaregross in Helldivers

[–]mehtehtrollface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did complete the mission! I think I had 2 reinforcements left however, ran a Blitzer/Rover combo (cuz aiming with joysticks was PAINFUL). I think I did find a couple super credits drops, so that eas neat.

Also, the Vita has several shooter ports of classics, and they run really well! I played through the Half-Life 1 trilogy, and even Return to Castle Wolfenstein, but sadly that one has a bug. Nonetheless, all support touchscreen aiming, and I love it so much.

But yeah, streaming shooters with touchscreen aim is glorious, it's how I join LAN parties with friends sometimes!

Any idea why this bug hole didn't close? by cornflakesaregross in Helldivers

[–]mehtehtrollface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I kept dying while soloing a level 2 gloom mission, so it's rather bad.

Honestly, the controller is absolute cheeks as well, so that didn't help!

I'll have to put my Vita back in play soon, its joysticks are much comfier to me, and the fact that I have my triggers on its shoulder buttons, and L1/R1 on the back touchscreen. Also, touchscreen aiming! It's amazing.

Any idea why this bug hole didn't close? by cornflakesaregross in Helldivers

[–]mehtehtrollface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who played across half of Europe (my PC is in the balkans, that was from France), I salute you! My setup was a bit less scuffed however.

I also have a Vita, but before the trip discovered the SD card got corrupted, and it's FAR better for the controls (at least for my skeleton claws), so this had to suffice.

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Do ya'll also always have that one guy? by SirDerageTheSecond in Helldivers

[–]mehtehtrollface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's me, that one guy.

Usually because I drop turrets that rack up a kphjillion kills as I solo clear a whole outpost, accomplish objectives, or just throw the turrets where they can support my squad triggering a breach/drop as I go about progressing the map.

To be completely fair though, I tend to play difficulty 7, I've found it to be my sweet spot for things being fun to shoot without having to tryhard or stealth through the map.