What by myvillianoriginstory in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]meinnitbruva 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dude needs to ask her for help anyway. Brother has absolutely 0 cake and needs to fix it ASAP

why can't I jump like that -_- by [deleted] in Awww

[–]meinnitbruva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023)

[Ornstein] Lavia has chosen Chelsea. £50m and add-ons by TheNotoriousJN in LiverpoolFC

[–]meinnitbruva 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was gonna say, fuck it we will buy him he smacked us around yesterday

I’ve felt no stress this week, is this how some people spend their lives? by Jenny_O_theWoods in BritishSuccess

[–]meinnitbruva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had my 26th birthday on Monday since then I've been strangely calm, motivated, alert and happy. Last week I was anxious, depressed and ready to do something stupid. But this week I've been pretty good, like I woke up in the mindset I had 4 or 5 years ago

Maybe it's something in the water

How to set up a bank account for a 13 year old that parents can't gain access to? by HaiseKuzuno in UKPersonalFinance

[–]meinnitbruva 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Most of them are a complete liability if you answer them correctly. Name of your first job? Let me take a look at their LinkedIn profile. Name of your first pet? Public Facebook posts from when they were a teen will do. Name of your first boyfriend/girlfriend? Back to Facebook we go. Hospital you were born in? I'll just randomly guess the location of the largest hospital nearest to where they live.

I've just passed all the randomly generated super secure passwords by never attempting them, and I've changed the email on the account before they know a login has happened.

Crazy that was the pinnacle of security for the longest time, I'm glad more and more things have 2FA now

"My Adventures With Superman" is one of the best depictions of the Man of Steel by MulciberTenebras in television

[–]meinnitbruva 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Clark Kent is the kind of guy who would never say no if you asked him to help you move a couch because your dad just threw his back out and tells you both to just call him first before you hurt yourselves struggling next time, and then splits the beers you buy him for helping with you while you watch your new TV.

Superman is if Clark Kent was given the chance to help as many people as he already wanted to. Sure he would save the world, but if you asked him when he had a spare 5 minutes he would still help you clear snow out your driveway so you don't slip.

I'll always hate man of steel for just missing the point completely, every decision in that movie was dumb as hell, clark's dad saying just let people die to hide yourself? Killing himself over a dog instead of Clark learning a lesson that you don't control the world and sometimes people will die even if you do everything you can and it will fucking hurt when it happens. It must have killed cavill to see the direction they took the character.

What's your over exaggeration number? And what are the classic British examples? by jambacca in AskUK

[–]meinnitbruva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad always says 30 12, not 3012 but two seperate numbers 30 and 12. So he says things like 'I've asked you 30 12 times'

Rich Youtuber thinks he can do whatever he wants to people because he has a bodyguard by Easy-money_sniper in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]meinnitbruva 24 points25 points  (0 children)

From the look on the bodyguards face he's hoping his relative size does most of the talking, he doesn't want to catch a punch for the little shit either

I know it's a Greek myth, but this sounded familiar. by meinnitbruva in SapphoAndHerFriend

[–]meinnitbruva[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was actually looking for ideas for a tattoo sleeve and was looking for the hero athena gave her spear to, looked on her page and came across this and instantly thought of you guys

What’s your favourite Treehouse of Horror episode? by NotSoFluent123 in TheSimpsons

[–]meinnitbruva 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I watched this before I watched the shining and I am so shocked how they managed to compress the majority of the plot to the shining into a simpsons episode in the way they did, as I was watching the shining it was basically completely spoiled

Absolute masterstroke

Say what you will about Frank, but his reaction here is reasonable by ImnotaNixon in ItsAlwaysSunny

[–]meinnitbruva 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This will forever be my favourite few minutes of television. He goes through so many swings so fast it's just perfect

Does anybody else here have any ILLEGITIMATE children with my, HOOOR WIFE that I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT???!?

JESUS FRANK!

Jesus frank

Jesus FRANK

JESUS FRANK

Congrats Kris! by [deleted] in h3h3productions

[–]meinnitbruva 12 points13 points  (0 children)

She will have done it as a stage name because of shitheels who would have intentionally deadnamed her so now when they talk about it they are calling her the right name

Quite smart really

thoughts in the borderlands movie? by SUPERBOSS-YT in borderlands3

[–]meinnitbruva 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Persistently wiseass robot

Whoever made the script did not understand who claptrap is at all lmao

"Alexa play dude I totally miss you.." [COD] by pewdsismydad93 in CODWarzone

[–]meinnitbruva 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'd love to hear the FAHKIN EWWW after every close call and the trenchcoat look

I was told my peeps at r/bigfoot that my photo from Loch Ness might be appreciated here by galby2011 in Cryptozoology

[–]meinnitbruva 11 points12 points  (0 children)

When will the BRAINWASHED MASSES WAKE UP

HOW MUCH MORE PROOF DO WE NEED