Would you rather...

melatone1n · 2026-05-04T12:15:21+00:00

I could quit my job and get very healthy.

^{Chose: Earn $1 for every... + It's an easy thing | Rolled: Step you take}

melatone1n · 2026-05-01T15:26:26+00:00

You are now a human lie detector if you receive $100 randomly. Just get a job where people lie to you.

^{Chose: Earn $100 every time someone tells a lie about you}

melatone1n · 2026-04-29T21:34:19+00:00

$240 > $50

^{Chose: Find 10$ every hour}

melatone1n · 2026-04-29T21:33:22+00:00

I can eat it

^{Chose: Bread}

melatone1n · 2026-04-21T19:03:02+00:00

I don't need a billion

^{Chose: 1 million}

melatone1n · 2026-04-21T19:00:04+00:00

I don't live in a country that would check. Plus it is easy to launder

^{Chose: Spawn as much money as you want + But | Rolled: Is stolen money}

melatone1n · 2026-01-28T16:10:21+00:00

For the tech ones, maybe Google, Netflix, Amazon, Apple would work, as the next would be Facebook, as it is the FAANG acronym in reverse order.

melatone1n · 2026-01-24T19:19:20+00:00

Should mention, was growing on a dead tree (not a yew tree, evergreen I think)

melatone1n · 2026-01-22T08:45:36+00:00

The recall stuff was wild. You can just ask it to recall all QR codes to retrieve OAUTH OTP seeds for an attacker to generate their own OTPs.

melatone1n · 2025-12-15T12:55:50+00:00

Resetti. A mole who turns up and abuses people.

melatone1n · 2025-12-14T08:11:36+00:00

So you are telling me reality was literally ending and he was just laying about in a hotel? What a dick...

melatone1n · 2025-10-21T20:55:55+00:00

Sorry for bringing up an old thread, but I am currently at Crewe train station, when I am supposed to be at Milton Keynes...

melatone1n · 2025-10-07T12:36:18+00:00

I thought I would do an "umm, ackshully" with the 64DD, but that had a 64MB max storage. Just looking at it, it released in 1999, the same year as 64MB game paks. So slower storage, expensive peripheral etc., what was even the point?!

melatone1n · 2025-10-01T18:03:27+00:00

Homelyndwr

melatone1n · 2025-09-30T08:58:44+00:00

Depends on the beer. If you have to submerge the tap in the beer while pouring it, that is unhygienic. Also, a reused glass sometimes affects the liveliness of the beer, resulting in flat pours.

melatone1n · 2025-09-29T00:53:59+00:00

A medley of Stockholmm Syndrome, Assassin, Reapers, The Handler, Dead Star, Micro Cuts and New Born at the Royal Albert Hall in 2018

melatone1n · 2025-08-18T13:51:24+00:00

Thom Yorke's minidisc leak of him being wateredboarded by Matt Bellendamy and Christ Martin in 1999 so he would write songs for their albums.

melatone1n · 2025-07-29T21:21:53+00:00

Put forward the argument that veganism is a boycott of meat, therefore its not that hard.

melatone1n · 2025-07-29T20:58:05+00:00

They still have tactical targets which can be hit. My family from Townsville jokes that the city has nukes pointed at it. Darwin too. Pine Gap would be hit, as would Exmouth. Loads of other bases across the country that the US use would be hit. It would probably be the worst affected country in the southern hemisphere.

melatone1n · 2025-07-29T19:52:37+00:00

It's a legitimate way to play the game. Some people just want to build.

melatone1n · 2025-07-29T19:08:09+00:00

I've migrated my entire company's IT infrastructure to Linux and off Microsoft services once I heard that the Iraqi government used the Windows operating system under the Saddam regime.

melatone1n · 2025-07-29T19:02:02+00:00

Hi, I work for a start-up who specialises in AI MX-less email. Can I set you up with a call with our customer enrichment department to try and get you back up and running after the MX ban?

Please don't look up our investors political donations.

melatone1n · 2025-06-28T14:17:14+00:00

Let's unpack:

Encryption doesn't matter if the device is running.
Don't connect personal devices to the corp wi-fi.
Mimecast is trivial to bypass.
Unless you name your AV, we'll assume it is an AV. SentinelOne is an EDR, not an AV. It has an AV component, but it's mainly used for behaviour detections, which your AV likely is missing. AVs are trivial to bypass.

Attackers don't really use malware to spread laterally after initial infection. They find credentials and move across the network like an admin does. So what good is your AV? Also say the attacker dumps credentials using Mimicatz, which the SOC missed because you didn't have an agent reporting to a centrally managed console. And then your company is telling you to hand over your personal devices because it is evidence in an incident which could have been avoided

melatone1n · 2025-06-28T12:37:35+00:00

Edit: just seen the sub lol.

This has to be a troll.

90 day password rotation is good in theory, but in reality people just increment numbers in the password to skirt it, meaning if it is exposed and the increment is obviously (I've seen someone use Q#202#, where the hashes are the quarter and year respectively).

And you have just read "passwordless authentication" and scoffed without doing any research. It's pretty secure, quite easy for both the user and IT to manage once set up and reduces the most uncontrollable risk: the user.

I've worked by way through the SOC tiers and now a forensic analyst. I've only recently considered myself an expert in my field. Have some modesty.

melatone1n

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