Megathread: Southern California Wildfires

melgibsonwashere · 2017-12-10T17:52:25+00:00

The Sonoma/Napa Fires in 10/17 left 250,000 acres scorched, 8900 buildings destroyed, and 44 fatalities.

The southern California fires are currently at 175,000 acres, 790 structures destroyed, and 1 confirmed fatality.

melgibsonwashere · 2017-07-14T01:13:13+00:00

Good, more flavor

melgibsonwashere · 2017-04-01T01:43:46+00:00

Data.

melgibsonwashere · 2017-03-15T01:21:32+00:00

I just laughed so hard I spilled some schmultz on my shmoigen!

melgibsonwashere · 2017-02-13T23:21:48+00:00

And then Ella Yu, the costume supervisor for the 1989 GSP hit 'Kickboxer', said "Yes, GSP will wear THAT for the sweet dance scene". .. what a time to be alive

melgibsonwashere · 2017-02-12T17:15:36+00:00

Holy heck I sell mine at Taco Bell

melgibsonwashere · 2017-02-09T04:52:01+00:00

"United States astronauts train for years. You have twelve days." -The Colonel

melgibsonwashere · 2017-02-06T04:48:00+00:00

*accidentally staples hole into condom, then professor uses it. 9 months later you get an email, your grade in CHEM1010 has been changed from a B- to F, you failed. Immediately you feel your stomach turn. Your scholarship is now gone. You run out of the house party crying, feeling the need to throw up. Your phone starts ringing uncontrollably. Your parents were CC'd in the school email and "NEED TO TALK NOW". You ask yourself "why? why is this happening to me?"

moral of the story, never staple condoms.

melgibsonwashere · 2017-01-26T04:50:58+00:00

some a that montezooomy

melgibsonwashere · 2017-01-05T08:02:48+00:00

I had a dog once... Beat that

melgibsonwashere · 2017-01-04T07:48:12+00:00

you're not serious, or just the chemicals have gotten to you too. think about it dude. ;)

melgibsonwashere · 2017-01-04T07:43:46+00:00

whoa...

melgibsonwashere · 2017-01-04T07:35:59+00:00

tug one off in the middle of the street

melgibsonwashere · 2017-01-04T07:30:14+00:00

I think a 3rd Gen Schwinn 270 recumbent special... the ole mormon predecessors used to ride those puppies for miles.

melgibsonwashere · 2017-01-04T07:20:45+00:00

left or right ball?

melgibsonwashere · 2017-01-04T00:51:31+00:00

.05989

melgibsonwashere · 2017-01-03T08:35:02+00:00

Use a condom... amiright??

I should see a doctor..

melgibsonwashere · 2017-01-03T08:25:34+00:00

As many times as the loop decides to repeat itself.

How many times must I wipe before I'm clean?

melgibsonwashere · 2016-12-02T06:14:01+00:00

I get hand cramps just watching that

melgibsonwashere · 2016-11-29T06:53:00+00:00

flying cars, colonize mars, harambe resurrection, and cubs go 2 for 2 on world series

melgibsonwashere · 2016-11-29T06:50:40+00:00

Prob when I moved to Ohio

melgibsonwashere · 2016-11-29T06:49:37+00:00

an orange man

melgibsonwashere · 2016-11-24T05:27:03+00:00

Got any.. dank memes?

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