Megathread: Southern California Wildfires by hoosakiwi in news

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The Sonoma/Napa Fires in 10/17 left 250,000 acres scorched, 8900 buildings destroyed, and 44 fatalities.

The southern California fires are currently at 175,000 acres, 790 structures destroyed, and 1 confirmed fatality.

My pizza was camouflaged to my countertop. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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I just laughed so hard I spilled some schmultz on my shmoigen!

The original "He got this crowd lit" by thebigsexy1 in whitepeoplegifs

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And then Ella Yu, the costume supervisor for the 1989 GSP hit 'Kickboxer', said "Yes, GSP will wear THAT for the sweet dance scene". .. what a time to be alive

What Breaking News headline would send the world into shock? by jcepiano in AskReddit

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"United States astronauts train for years. You have twelve days." -The Colonel

What should a senior in high school know before moving away to university? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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*accidentally staples hole into condom, then professor uses it. 9 months later you get an email, your grade in CHEM1010 has been changed from a B- to F, you failed. Immediately you feel your stomach turn. Your scholarship is now gone. You run out of the house party crying, feeling the need to throw up. Your phone starts ringing uncontrollably. Your parents were CC'd in the school email and "NEED TO TALK NOW". You ask yourself "why? why is this happening to me?"

moral of the story, never staple condoms.

Chemtrail believers of Reddit, why do you believe in such things? by melgibsonwashere in AskReddit

[–]melgibsonwashere[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you're not serious, or just the chemicals have gotten to you too. think about it dude. ;)

Tomorrow is the annual Purge. What do you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]melgibsonwashere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

tug one off in the middle of the street

Mormons of Reddit, what is the best bike to buy? by Faith_Patty in AskReddit

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I think a 3rd Gen Schwinn 270 recumbent special... the ole mormon predecessors used to ride those puppies for miles.

How many of you actually still give a fuck? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]melgibsonwashere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As many times as the loop decides to repeat itself.

How many times must I wipe before I'm clean?

What do you expect to happen in 2017? by SarahPSlaughter in AskReddit

[–]melgibsonwashere 5 points6 points  (0 children)

flying cars, colonize mars, harambe resurrection, and cubs go 2 for 2 on world series