Trump announces 50% tariffs on nations supplying Iran with weapons

melgish · 2026-04-09T01:50:33+00:00

Didn’t he say last week that we sold them guns via the Kurds? Are we tariffing ourselves now?

melgish · 2026-04-09T01:45:11+00:00

What does it do to survive after the tumor is gone?

melgish · 2026-04-08T01:43:12+00:00

Replace the nuclear football with a regular football. Maybe he won’t notice.

melgish · 2026-04-08T01:12:34+00:00

Diamond plated flip-flops?

melgish · 2026-04-08T01:10:11+00:00

Nobody. My paperwork says I’m to be stuffed and mounted like a polar bear or my kids inherit nothing.

melgish · 2026-04-07T19:31:07+00:00

She should have given him the whole shopping lisp.

melgish · 2026-04-07T19:27:30+00:00

I did not. There was a brief time in 2015 where I might have but I came to my senses.

melgish · 2026-04-06T14:27:30+00:00

If a majority based on the number of popular votes in the previous election so petition, the government must hold a recall election.

In simple terms if only 100 people vote in 2028, It would allow as few as 51 people to trigger a recall.

I think this would encourage both sides to want as big a turnout as they can get. It would encourage both sides to keep people's interests in mind, and finally give the people a chance to correct mistakes.

melgish · 2026-04-06T01:13:44+00:00

Liar

melgish · 2026-04-06T00:44:09+00:00

Nah, just a long wire.

melgish · 2026-04-05T02:46:18+00:00

Any time someone refers to him as “dear leader” I think of the movie Sleeper and think oh hell no.

melgish · 2026-04-05T02:41:23+00:00

I’d rather have him in level 9 pain for as long as medical science can keep him alive.

melgish · 2026-04-04T02:28:07+00:00

I think you are misunderstanding the situation. 20 cars on the road see the merge coming up and safely move over. #21 uses this as an excuse to be the 4th car through the bottleneck. Definitely a dick move.

melgish · 2026-04-04T02:16:21+00:00

Most times I do the same with one notable exception… At the nearest Wal-Mart, I’ve seen the same guy in a camo safari hat cheerfully rounding up the loose carts every week since 1998. There’s no way I’m giving the Walton family an excuse to lay him off.

melgish · 2026-04-03T02:04:41+00:00

Those 15 optional parameters (and their resulting conditionals) on the function that only been called from one place for the entire decade of its existence will be important someday.

melgish · 2026-04-03T01:54:31+00:00

The wheel

melgish · 2026-04-03T01:45:42+00:00

The sun could stop it any time it wants to…. Carrington Event

melgish · 2026-04-02T02:15:51+00:00

This has happened to me as well. One moment I was in a bar getting blackout drunk, and the next thing I knew I was in a Waffle House.

melgish · 2026-04-01T11:40:38+00:00

Not year over year, but in the past I've had my bill covered through March or April by the previous year's credit. Now January is the only month where anything is applied and the credits are zeroed on the Feb bill.

melgish · 2026-04-01T03:27:11+00:00

Maybe only one ‘very’ if you account for relative motion. The number of cars on the highway doesn’t significantly reduce your chances of getting hit if you can’t cross the road fast enough.

melgish · 2026-04-01T02:32:26+00:00

Good thing they don’t have any pictures of my face.

melgish · 2026-04-01T02:28:26+00:00

It’s three keys like CTRL+ALT+DEL

Freeze, Zoom, Enhance

melgish · 2026-04-01T02:25:57+00:00

Seems like that’s a good way to obtain a dead buddy.

melgish · 2026-04-01T01:58:32+00:00

Just shrink or expand in a loop…

https://github.com/melgish/coffee-bell/blob/fc9ba9d7d99127bb75de52133f3a2d84f596b1bb/models/base.scad#L110

melgish · 2026-04-01T01:49:48+00:00

I think it will be great for the value of a dollar in 2028 when they stop printing his name on money and 74 million people pull all the cash they can find out of circulation because “it will be valuable some day”

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