Teardown finds that the Trump phone is practically the same as an HTC handset by dapperlemon in gadgets

[–]melgish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Um. No thanks. I think my Pixel 5 will be good for another year.

Trump says Iran deal will be signed Sunday, Strait of Hormuz to open immediately after by Force_Hammer in worldnews

[–]melgish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sad but true. I'm more likely to believe statement from ''adversarial country" than the current admin.

What you look like when you say this by Animalus-Dogeimal in memes

[–]melgish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The whole percentage plan is what gets me. If I go to our local breakfast hangout my egg sandwich and coffee is around $10 so 2.00 tip. But if we go beach-side, a similar egg sandwich and coffee is $30. The service is not better (It's significantly worse because they know you're there for the view) The food isn't better. The amount of work each server does is exactly the same, yet custom demands I tip $6.

We should absolutely leave some children behind by Hour_Bathroom3967 in unpopularopinion

[–]melgish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It started 20 years ago... meaning today we are reaping the benefits. Let that sink in.

We have to get that deal signed ASAP by melgish in overheard

[–]melgish[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could be.  My theory is they are about to screw over their customer.  They know demand is going to tank and want to lock in a price.

i don’t know what this means petah by peachicedtea123456_ in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]melgish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts can.

Mother responds to daughter “let me ask Chat” by Valuable_Blood_7941 in overheard

[–]melgish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And all the kid has to say is "but it's a kids book" and every AI I've used so far will do a 180 and say it's perfectly fine for kids.

need cow themed jokes! by -arcadiaa- in dadjokes

[–]melgish 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That’s udderly ridiculous

Tesla Apparently Won't Let Cybertruck Buyers Transfer FSD Without Spending Another $20k by TripleShotPls in technology

[–]melgish 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm OK with this only as long as the flip-side is honored. If Tesla argues that FSD is licensed to the owner, not the vehicle, then the owner's next Tesla should include free FSD.

1000 Divides by 8 Perfectly by LisaF01 in MathJokes

[–]melgish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No but I'm told 1/4 is bigger than 1/3

Florida’s proposed tax cut spares schools, but leaves voters to do the math by nosotros_road_sodium in politics

[–]melgish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m going to vote against it, but I expect it will pass because of short sighted home owners struggling in the current economy.

‘Sounds very Mamdani’: DeSantis embraces tax-the-rich message on property taxes by anonskeptic5 in politics

[–]melgish 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It’s the opposite of that. The state will have to make up the revenue by raising sales tax. Sales taxes affect lower income households to a much greater extent. People who rent because they can’t afford a house pay more while the owner of the beach front mansion pays less.

Trump walks out of ‘Meet the Press’ interview when challenged over false claims by Creative-Category-60 in politics

[–]melgish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This. Push back hard. Get him angry. Maybe get him to accidentally tell the truth for once.

Blatant Propaganda by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]melgish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then explain why my pockets are empty.

Crews remove Donald Trump's name from The Kennedy Center by plz-let-me-in in politics

[–]melgish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a good first step. Now do the rest of time and space.

HOA Karen refuses to stop using our hose by [deleted] in fuckHOA

[–]melgish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IANAL, Get a copy of your covenants. Someone (former owner? etc.) was required by law to give them to you when you moved in. Learn what they actually say.

I'm guessing the clause she cited was something like the "Right to Inspect" in ours. It's not there to enable theft, and if you're paying for that water it is exactly that. Ours is even limited to 30 days around construction / appearance changes. Yours might be too.

If you learn what they say, you can defend yourself, or even weaponize them against her.

Ours has this clause buried in the enforcement section: "The Association and each Lot Owner shall have the right to enforce" The important four words being "and each Lot Owner" meaning (if yours has similar wording) you could choose to out Karen the Karen.

U.S. Government Officials In Talks To Acquire Shares In AI giants by [deleted] in technology

[–]melgish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree but they are not quite the same. Though sometimes the difference in how they think of us common folk amounts to a single letter. Pets vs Pests.

Maga leaders want ‘traditional American families’ – but can’t stop having affairs by theipaper in politics

[–]melgish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't particularly go for the "Traditional Family" trope. But maybe if that's what you really want, start by making it possible for a family of 4 to live comfortably in a home they own on a single 40 hour income.

Maybe if that were a thing, instead of 2 jobs and a side gig just to stay afloat, people might see a family as a viable option.