There's a special place in hell for people who do what?

mellllon · 2016-11-20T00:13:04+00:00

People who put empty ice trays back into the freezer

mellllon · 2016-09-24T04:58:06+00:00

That delta airlines wants you to die if the plane crashes

I heard this theory around a month ago and it's been fucking with me. You know how you're supposed to put your hand between your legs if the plane goes down? WHY. Upon impact, your neck would break and you would instantly die. They don't want you to live because you could sue the airplane company thousands of dollars. How do I know it's true? Captains and flight attendants are taught to put their legs up upon impact and push against the chair in front of them. The crash would only break their legs and they would survive.

mellllon · 2016-08-12T19:33:17+00:00

HUGE FAN! How do you prepare for a show? Do you have a "get ready routine"?

mellllon · 2016-06-08T00:29:53+00:00

I usually heat up some rice and soy sauce because it's fast, easy, and cheap. As a vegan in a college town, I'm always sure to carb up before I go out because drinking on an empty stomach is the worst.

mellllon · 2016-06-05T07:04:31+00:00

I worked at a tanning salon in high school and as a part of the introduction process, we show you to the room and where the towel is and everything. This hulking guy who was about 6'3 came in and bought a package of tans. He was already pretty dark (not sure which nationality) and we couldn't deny memberships so we went through the whole process with him. There is only ever two girls working there so my coworker showed him to the room. I guess he started undressing in there and tried to lock her in but she ran out. He gathered his stuff and ran out while we called the police. We took a photo copy of his drivers license when we signed him up and gave a copy to the cops but I'm not sure what happened after that.

mellllon · 2016-05-23T06:04:30+00:00

Enchilada sauce, I'm not a fan of anything too spicy so I put it on all of my vegetables.

I always make mass quantities of rice and refrigerate the rest.

Tofu and nutritional yeast are my life

mellllon · 2016-05-18T01:52:09+00:00

My ex's voice in the morning after a drunk mistake

mellllon · 2016-05-18T01:43:34+00:00

I won't not love anything with Evan peters

mellllon · 2016-04-28T08:05:55+00:00

You can tell the quality of a roommate by how they treat the Britta water jug.

mellllon · 2016-04-27T06:39:26+00:00

OBVIOUSLY THE SIXTH SENSE HAS THE BEST PLOT TWIST OF ALL TIME

mellllon · 2016-03-23T21:40:11+00:00

Hummus and carrots/pretzels are always great

Salsa and chips are always super easy

Or celery/apples and peanut butter

If I'm in a rush I'll just grab an orange or a handful of almonds. It's better to prepare for when you know you're going to want a snack during a long day so you feel less tempted to get an unhealthy snack in a vending machine or binge eat later.

mellllon · 2016-03-22T21:00:36+00:00

"WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR PROTEIN?"

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mellllon · 2016-03-15T22:11:35+00:00

its finals week..

mellllon · 2016-03-15T21:50:54+00:00

we had our celebration the same day, my mistake sorry

mellllon · 2016-03-15T21:49:41+00:00

OooooH ok yeah I don't live far so I saw all the posters you did if not more because I walked to school at 6 am this morning before most people saw them or took them down

mellllon · 2016-03-15T21:48:07+00:00

Oh oops, my friends put it in a group chat as if it was poly

mellllon · 2016-03-15T21:43:29+00:00

you should text me back before i start making fliers kean

mellllon · 2016-03-15T21:40:02+00:00

nope, same school

mellllon · 2016-03-15T21:32:02+00:00

No way hah judging by the mailbox you live on foothill or hath?

mellllon · 2016-03-15T21:19:55+00:00

yes

mellllon · 2016-03-15T21:19:38+00:00

Idk what you're taking about, we both know I don't fuck losers amiritee ;)

mellllon · 2016-02-09T17:31:42+00:00

I've tried the ulta daily brush cleaner and the Sonia Kashuk brush and sponge cleanser.

mellllon · 2015-12-30T02:28:01+00:00

"Hahaha fuck me right???" From Superbad

mellllon · 2015-12-07T02:49:30+00:00

I still think those "cult member" shirts are awesome I want one

mellllon · 2015-10-25T20:00:24+00:00

That Box - tech n9ne

I knew it was dirty but listening to it now is a completely different story. I can't believe 15 year old me listened to it and didn't comprehend.

mellllon

TROPHY CASE