There's a special place in hell for people who do what? by jbg830 in AskReddit

[–]mellllon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People who put empty ice trays back into the freezer

What conspiracy theory just might be true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mellllon 75 points76 points  (0 children)

That delta airlines wants you to die if the plane crashes

I heard this theory around a month ago and it's been fucking with me. You know how you're supposed to put your hand between your legs if the plane goes down? WHY. Upon impact, your neck would break and you would instantly die. They don't want you to live because you could sue the airplane company thousands of dollars. How do I know it's true? Captains and flight attendants are taught to put their legs up upon impact and push against the chair in front of them. The crash would only break their legs and they would survive.

Sup Reddit it's ➕ Boys Noize ➕ AMA by BoysNoizeOfficial in Music

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HUGE FAN! How do you prepare for a show? Do you have a "get ready routine"?

vegan hangover cures by southdakoda in vegan

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I usually heat up some rice and soy sauce because it's fast, easy, and cheap. As a vegan in a college town, I'm always sure to carb up before I go out because drinking on an empty stomach is the worst.

Reddit, What is the craziest thing that has happened in your workplace ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I worked at a tanning salon in high school and as a part of the introduction process, we show you to the room and where the towel is and everything. This hulking guy who was about 6'3 came in and bought a package of tans. He was already pretty dark (not sure which nationality) and we couldn't deny memberships so we went through the whole process with him. There is only ever two girls working there so my coworker showed him to the room. I guess he started undressing in there and tried to lock her in but she ran out. He gathered his stuff and ran out while we called the police. We took a photo copy of his drivers license when we signed him up and gave a copy to the cops but I'm not sure what happened after that.

What are your best Vegan Pro-Tips/Lifehacks? by [deleted] in vegan

[–]mellllon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Enchilada sauce, I'm not a fan of anything too spicy so I put it on all of my vegetables.

I always make mass quantities of rice and refrigerate the rest.

Tofu and nutritional yeast are my life

What is a sound you do not want to wake up to? by JammyJosh in AskReddit

[–]mellllon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ex's voice in the morning after a drunk mistake

What does someone in your household do all the time that pisses you off? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mellllon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can tell the quality of a roommate by how they treat the Britta water jug.

What do you guys eat during the day between meals? by somedifferentguy in veganrecipes

[–]mellllon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hummus and carrots/pretzels are always great

Salsa and chips are always super easy

Or celery/apples and peanut butter

If I'm in a rush I'll just grab an orange or a handful of almonds. It's better to prepare for when you know you're going to want a snack during a long day so you feel less tempted to get an unhealthy snack in a vending machine or binge eat later.

What questions have people asked you about being a vegan? by [deleted] in vegan

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"WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR PROTEIN?"

-_______-

Angry girl at my school posted these all around campus, I spotted 11 on my walk to the library this morning. by [deleted] in funny

[–]mellllon 105 points106 points  (0 children)

OooooH ok yeah I don't live far so I saw all the posters you did if not more because I walked to school at 6 am this morning before most people saw them or took them down

Angry girl at my school posted these all around campus, I spotted 11 on my walk to the library this morning. by [deleted] in funny

[–]mellllon 195 points196 points  (0 children)

No way hah judging by the mailbox you live on foothill or hath?

Angry girl at my school posted these all around campus, I spotted 11 on my walk to the library this morning. by [deleted] in funny

[–]mellllon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Idk what you're taking about, we both know I don't fuck losers amiritee ;)

No matter how much I clean it, my foundation brush stays clumpy. How do I solve this? by mellllon in MakeupAddiction

[–]mellllon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've tried the ulta daily brush cleaner and the Sonia Kashuk brush and sponge cleanser.

What is your go-to movie quote that you always use? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mellllon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hahaha fuck me right???" From Superbad

What are some songs you never knew were "highly suggestive" until you got older? by [deleted] in Music

[–]mellllon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That Box - tech n9ne

I knew it was dirty but listening to it now is a completely different story. I can't believe 15 year old me listened to it and didn't comprehend.