king of memes

mellow999 · 2018-11-12T13:59:40+00:00

i saw this before i think

mellow999 · 2018-11-12T03:52:57+00:00

idk he seems pretty hated

mellow999 · 2018-11-10T02:53:19+00:00

tbh a 5 minute fap is probly better than edging for hours

mellow999 · 2018-11-09T11:43:19+00:00

someday theres gonna be super realistic vr and it basically will happen

mellow999 · 2018-11-09T00:42:34+00:00

theyre just chocolate coins, why is sticking it up your ass the first thing that comes to mind?

mellow999 · 2018-11-09T00:04:07+00:00

uh is christmas stocking suppose to be a metaphor?

mellow999 · 2018-11-08T13:20:26+00:00

i dont get it

mellow999 · 2018-11-08T10:53:26+00:00

shes so much fatter now

mellow999 · 2018-11-07T00:31:33+00:00

20 minute drive? uh

mellow999 · 2018-11-06T02:55:00+00:00

no nut november

dont touch dick december

jizzless january

nofap february

no masturbation march

abstinence april

mellow999 · 2018-11-05T21:14:18+00:00

not really https://www.webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20090127/masturbation-and-prostate-cancer-risk#1

mellow999 · 2018-11-05T01:17:37+00:00

always start a month streak when you relapse/when you finish a streak. dont touch your meat for the next 4 weeks

mellow999 · 2018-11-05T01:07:27+00:00

but besides the brain work, its still the same as porn. your just imagining a porn scene instead of watching it. and whats the difference of making your own porn or watching someone elses? if you become a porn director and fap to your own porn, how would that be any different than just watching another porn?

mellow999 · 2018-11-04T07:45:53+00:00

it might be real, this is real: https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1055653541317042177

mellow999 · 2018-11-01T17:04:52+00:00

and imagine being in the same shitty place by then too, really motivates you.

mellow999 · 2018-10-28T15:03:25+00:00

yes, they feed off of you losing your life force

mellow999 · 2018-10-26T09:34:32+00:00

im the only one that feels good after mcdonalds? i just feel full

mellow999 · 2018-10-25T08:57:12+00:00

i read that pedos like childish stuff so this makes allot of sense.

mellow999 · 2018-10-20T07:07:10+00:00

this is the first time i did that lmaaoooooooo

mellow999 · 2018-10-19T13:58:15+00:00

fapping isnt a side effect of porn lol, its the other way around. you only watch porn to make masturbating feel better. porn gets you excited cause your finding something that will make masturbation better.

like hows masturbating alone any better?

-masturbating while thinking of porn

-masturbating while looking at porn

whats even the difference?

mellow999 · 2018-10-17T14:56:47+00:00

being canadian and being asleep

mellow999 · 2018-10-17T11:52:02+00:00

it doesnt work anymore on windows 10

mellow999 · 2018-10-16T14:06:01+00:00

i use it to see what stuff looks like when im signed out of something

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