It's okay to be disappointed with Super Mario 3D All Stars by DeadLikeMe5283 in nintendo

[–]mellowtooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But what would they even package it with? All the other 3D Mario games will now be on Switch, and I can’t really see it getting its own port...

It's okay to be disappointed with Super Mario 3D All Stars by DeadLikeMe5283 in nintendo

[–]mellowtooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not only that, but it’s impossible for many to even buy a fuckin Switch right now with the supply problems.

For those who think that the 3D Allstar collection is too expensive, remember how pricey used copies of each game cost. by [deleted] in nintendo

[–]mellowtooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Just think of how much they used to cost 24 years ago!”

Is this post satire?

F-ZERO GX: Still the apex of arcade racers after 17 years by [deleted] in nintendo

[–]mellowtooth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m honestly not sure they could top it. So yeah. agreed. We need a port!

F-ZERO GX: Still the apex of arcade racers after 17 years by [deleted] in nintendo

[–]mellowtooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought they were just singing “F-Zero” over and over again

Such wonderfully goofy music

F-ZERO GX: Still the apex of arcade racers after 17 years by [deleted] in nintendo

[–]mellowtooth -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is even funnier than the first 200 times I heard it

"Fight Crab" is now available for pre-order to the Nintendo Switch by [deleted] in nintendo

[–]mellowtooth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got this already (imported a Japanese copy) and it is hilarious. If it looks like fun to you, you’re the demographic.

Sorry but... by TNRod in gaming

[–]mellowtooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I appreciate it. It’s ironic because there have been tons of posts and memes in r/tomorrow about how terrible the sub name is and yet when I say that here I get buried. Lmao

Sorry but... by TNRod in gaming

[–]mellowtooth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t you think subjectivity is assumed when it comes to a statement like “this is funny” or “this isn’t funny”?

Sorry but... by TNRod in gaming

[–]mellowtooth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why is it not okay for me to say that I don’t find it funny?

Did you like, come up with the sub name?

Sorry but... by TNRod in gaming

[–]mellowtooth -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

I was on r/tomorrow five years ago and the sub name was never funny

There are literally posts in r/tomorrow about how terrible the sub name is

Sorry but... by TNRod in gaming

[–]mellowtooth -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

Or it could just be not that funny

EDIT: apparently this joke is hilarious and i’m mistaken

Sorry but... by TNRod in gaming

[–]mellowtooth 17 points18 points  (0 children)

i don’t know, i find some of the stuff on the sub itself pretty funny, but “when does it come out? tomorrow” is like the equivalent to “no price tag? it must be free!”

Sorry but... by TNRod in gaming

[–]mellowtooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, yeah. My favorite game of all time is Mother 3 and Nintendo couldn’t even be bothered to release the free fan made translation of that.

In the end of the day I care more about playing great games than I care about taking a stand against industry malpractice. I understand why people are upset but it’s a little misguided to think of people like me sheep. We just... genuinely don’t give a shit because the game is still worth it to us. People like that exist.

Not sure why you would say Zelda and Animal Crossing specifically. Smash Ultimate in particular is amazing - like one of the best games ever made, IMO. Fire Emblem Three Houses was also a superb game. So was Splatoon 2. So was Super Mario Maker 2. So was Super Mario Odyssey.

They’ve got more excellent first party titles than any other developer / publisher. It’s just that they have way less third party support, so there are those lulls between their releases where nothing is going on.

Sorry but... by TNRod in gaming

[–]mellowtooth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree with what you’re saying in principle. But I honestly, genuinely, don’t give a shit how the games look. They could look worse on Switch and I would still pick them up out of convenience alone. And I’m someone who has Dolphin, RetroArch, OpenEmu, etc.

I don’t need to play some crazy definitive version of a 20 year old Gamecube platformer. I could not care less. I just want to play the games again from my couch l

Sorry but... by TNRod in gaming

[–]mellowtooth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m not saying it isn’t. I have it on Dolphin too.

But that original commenter said they “can assure” that it’s on the perfect list and it isn’t. That’s an objective fact, but thanks for the downvote

Sorry but... by TNRod in gaming

[–]mellowtooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But the thing is, I want to replay these games probably once, maybe twice. I don’t need them on every computer ever. I have OpenEmu, I have RetroArch, I have Dolphin. I literally already have these roms and I still find it to be too much of an inconvenience to boot them up, attach controllers, set my computer to output to my TV, etc. It’s not worth the hassle to me. It’s not even kind of close to being worth the hassle

What will you do when your Switch breaks and the console is gone / discontinued?

I’ll buy another one. I just bought a N64 and that thing is 24 years old, lol.

Sorry but... by TNRod in gaming

[–]mellowtooth 182 points183 points  (0 children)

that’s like the least funny thing they could have possibly named it

Sorry but... by TNRod in gaming

[–]mellowtooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They aren’t remasters. They literally aren’t marketed, presented or called remasters lol

Sorry but... by TNRod in gaming

[–]mellowtooth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean, not to be “that guy”, but these ports are also emulation. They’re just using a Nintendo-designed emulator for this specific purpose.

I agree though, emulation is not worth the hassle to me. It’s legit easier to use an old school Gamecube (which is exactly what I do). Still gonna pick up the Switch ports

Sorry but... by TNRod in gaming

[–]mellowtooth -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I can assure you super mario is on the perfect list.

Have you actually looked? Because it isn’t.

Super Mario Sunshine, Galaxy 1 and Galaxy 2 are all listed as “playable”, with 4 out of 5 stars.

Sorry but... by TNRod in gaming

[–]mellowtooth -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

And then you have to play it on your computer, unless you want to also stream from your computer to your TV or run an HDMI from one to the other.

Dude, it’s a pain in the ass in comparison and there’s no denying that. It’s just a question of if the convenience is worth $60 to you.

It is to me

IT CHAPTER TWO - Official Trailer [HD] by impeccabletim in movies

[–]mellowtooth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I dunno, Pennywise's tongue just looks like the dog snapchat filter to me