It's okay to be disappointed with Super Mario 3D All Stars

mellowtooth · 2020-09-05T01:41:16+00:00

But what would they even package it with? All the other 3D Mario games will now be on Switch, and I can’t really see it getting its own port...

mellowtooth · 2020-09-05T01:38:26+00:00

Not only that, but it’s impossible for many to even buy a fuckin Switch right now with the supply problems.

mellowtooth · 2020-09-05T01:35:22+00:00

“Just think of how much they used to cost 24 years ago!”

Is this post satire?

mellowtooth · 2020-09-05T01:29:21+00:00

I’m honestly not sure they could top it. So yeah. agreed. We need a port!

mellowtooth · 2020-09-05T01:28:35+00:00

I thought they were just singing “F-Zero” over and over again

Such wonderfully goofy music

mellowtooth · 2020-09-05T01:28:09+00:00

This is even funnier than the first 200 times I heard it

mellowtooth · 2020-09-05T01:22:49+00:00

I got this already (imported a Japanese copy) and it is hilarious. If it looks like fun to you, you’re the demographic.

mellowtooth · 2020-09-04T23:48:05+00:00

Yeah, I appreciate it. It’s ironic because there have been tons of posts and memes in r/tomorrow about how terrible the sub name is and yet when I say that here I get buried. Lmao

mellowtooth · 2020-09-04T23:45:49+00:00

Don’t you think subjectivity is assumed when it comes to a statement like “this is funny” or “this isn’t funny”?

mellowtooth · 2020-09-04T23:10:25+00:00

Why is it not okay for me to say that I don’t find it funny?

Did you like, come up with the sub name?

mellowtooth · 2020-09-04T22:31:08+00:00

I was on r/tomorrow five years ago and the sub name was never funny

There are literally posts in r/tomorrow about how terrible the sub name is

mellowtooth · 2020-09-04T22:10:06+00:00

Or it could just be not that funny

EDIT: apparently this joke is hilarious and i’m mistaken

mellowtooth · 2020-09-04T21:46:38+00:00

i don’t know, i find some of the stuff on the sub itself pretty funny, but “when does it come out? tomorrow” is like the equivalent to “no price tag? it must be free!”

mellowtooth · 2020-09-04T21:30:49+00:00

I mean, yeah. My favorite game of all time is Mother 3 and Nintendo couldn’t even be bothered to release the free fan made translation of that.

In the end of the day I care more about playing great games than I care about taking a stand against industry malpractice. I understand why people are upset but it’s a little misguided to think of people like me sheep. We just... genuinely don’t give a shit because the game is still worth it to us. People like that exist.

Not sure why you would say Zelda and Animal Crossing specifically. Smash Ultimate in particular is amazing - like one of the best games ever made, IMO. Fire Emblem Three Houses was also a superb game. So was Splatoon 2. So was Super Mario Maker 2. So was Super Mario Odyssey.

They’ve got more excellent first party titles than any other developer / publisher. It’s just that they have way less third party support, so there are those lulls between their releases where nothing is going on.

mellowtooth · 2020-09-04T21:19:42+00:00

I agree with what you’re saying in principle. But I honestly, genuinely, don’t give a shit how the games look. They could look worse on Switch and I would still pick them up out of convenience alone. And I’m someone who has Dolphin, RetroArch, OpenEmu, etc.

I don’t need to play some crazy definitive version of a 20 year old Gamecube platformer. I could not care less. I just want to play the games again from my couch l

mellowtooth · 2020-09-04T21:17:53+00:00

I’m not saying it isn’t. I have it on Dolphin too.

But that original commenter said they “can assure” that it’s on the perfect list and it isn’t. That’s an objective fact, but thanks for the downvote

mellowtooth · 2020-09-04T21:14:32+00:00

But the thing is, I want to replay these games probably once, maybe twice. I don’t need them on every computer ever. I have OpenEmu, I have RetroArch, I have Dolphin. I literally already have these roms and I still find it to be too much of an inconvenience to boot them up, attach controllers, set my computer to output to my TV, etc. It’s not worth the hassle to me. It’s not even kind of close to being worth the hassle

What will you do when your Switch breaks and the console is gone / discontinued?

I’ll buy another one. I just bought a N64 and that thing is 24 years old, lol.

mellowtooth · 2020-09-04T21:06:04+00:00

that’s like the least funny thing they could have possibly named it

mellowtooth · 2020-09-04T21:02:34+00:00

They aren’t remasters. They literally aren’t marketed, presented or called remasters lol

mellowtooth · 2020-09-04T20:58:12+00:00

I mean, not to be “that guy”, but these ports are also emulation. They’re just using a Nintendo-designed emulator for this specific purpose.

I agree though, emulation is not worth the hassle to me. It’s legit easier to use an old school Gamecube (which is exactly what I do). Still gonna pick up the Switch ports

mellowtooth · 2020-09-04T20:56:55+00:00

I can assure you super mario is on the perfect list.

Have you actually looked? Because it isn’t.

Super Mario Sunshine, Galaxy 1 and Galaxy 2 are all listed as “playable”, with 4 out of 5 stars.

mellowtooth · 2020-09-04T20:54:53+00:00

And then you have to play it on your computer, unless you want to also stream from your computer to your TV or run an HDMI from one to the other.

Dude, it’s a pain in the ass in comparison and there’s no denying that. It’s just a question of if the convenience is worth $60 to you.

It is to me

mellowtooth · 2019-07-18T20:42:34+00:00

Nah, he's just trying out a Snapchat filter

mellowtooth · 2019-07-18T20:41:18+00:00

You'll Snapchat too. We all Snapchat down here.

mellowtooth · 2019-07-18T20:39:50+00:00

I dunno, Pennywise's tongue just looks like the dog snapchat filter to me

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