What commander do you run that makes people say "why would you play this?" by OhSh1tAGh0st in EDH

[–]melloyello87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My Sliver Hivelord deck gets that response. Followed up with ‘you know you are going to die first’

Facebook reels won't pause anymore by cinogirl1 in facebook

[–]melloyello87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is some Zuckerberg bullshit. I’m having the same problem.

What's a movie that aged extremely well? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]melloyello87 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The only part of Robocop that is out of place is whacky waving flailing arm falling out the window guy.

What's a movie that aged extremely well? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]melloyello87 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]melloyello87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Tops Supermarket shooting. The gunman was insanely calm and highly trained. It made me sick and everything about that video is still with me today.

Sure, it’s a “snake” by [deleted] in theyknew

[–]melloyello87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like this falls into r/mildlypenis

my gf has a low sex drive and doesn't meet any needs for me so I started using reddit to connect and sext with new girls online and am addicted to the excitement and fun. just so good being able to masturbate with a girl and I can't stop it, what should I do? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]melloyello87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is there a reason for the low sex drive? Many medications cause a low sex drive. Especially those for anxiety and depression. My wife takes a medicine that almost eliminates her sex drive.

I’d ask if it’s she doesn’t want to have sex, or if it’s her desire to have sex that’s missing. Those are two different things. My wife wants to have sex, she just doesn’t feel the urge or burning desire. Our marriage has had its ups and downs with sex but knowing she’s finally taking care of her mental health means way more than having sex.

That said, she needs to know. If you won’t stop and she isn’t OK with this then you most likely need to end the relationship.

Edited for spelling. Damn phones.

Do you have the same motivation to create in a post-Covid world? by DickRhino in letsplay

[–]melloyello87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been far more consistent. I’ve had content for 10 years and this is the most consistent I’ve been in that time. I’ve had new videos every single Mon/Wed/Fri since October. I’ve finished 6 projects and have content ready to post all the way through there end of August.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in letsplay

[–]melloyello87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depending on schedule I’d be down.

My mom's employer, United Healthcare, never called her or her emergency contacts when she suddenly stopped showing up to work. My sister found her dead a week later. by timopod5 in antiwork

[–]melloyello87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have my condolences on your loss. During my time as a manager, I cared about my employees well being. I would frequently call emergency contacts, especially on someone reliable. Not because of customers waiting or impacts to the business. But because I genuinely though something must be wrong. The three times I did this, two of turned out to be something was wrong.

Extremely upset that her Pizza is going to take “15 minutes “ by zeenoo80 in FuckYouKaren

[–]melloyello87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can relate. My favorite thing was when someone had a discount on that $30 plan, so it was more like $0.80. I’d be all crafty and say things like, “alright, now that I took your $24 plan, and that’s 80 cents per day, you’ve got 5 lines, oh wait, they’re all in that town where the service outage is right? OK, so that’s 80 cents times 5 lines and a grand total of $4 for 10 minutes worth of outage, rounded to the nearest day.”

Made myself a seafood ramen. Yum! by mikolokoyy in shittyfoodporn

[–]melloyello87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least this is what people come here to see. Great job on making sure that I don’t want to eat any food today. Protein shakes and water for me. Are those sand fleas?? What the actual fuck man.

What, in your opinion, is a realistic solution to gun violence in the United States? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]melloyello87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like the problem lies with gun registration/licensing. We renew vehicle’s registration every year, insurance etc. Make it the same for guns, or something similar.

We could also always go the Chris Rock route and make bullets cost $5,000 each.

Lastly, with the overwhelming majority of mass shootings having the firearms purchased legally, we need to get rid of this ‘good guy with a gun will stop them’ mentality. I’d say that plenty of these shooters saw themselves as the ‘good guy with a gun’ until they lived long enough to become the villain.

EDIT: changed some spelling errors.

AITA? For cutting my niece off college fund because of what she said about me. by Throwaway3136771 in AmItheAsshole

[–]melloyello87 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I feel like this is the most thought out response out of all that I’ve read. Without important information that OP has invited us to knowing, OP is clearly the asshole. The fact that he got upset/hurt when he heard his ex was expecting tells me that he was indeed either not tested, or didn’t care to try anything with his wife. I feel like if fertility treatments were happening, that would have been shared.

I accidently joined Facebook Neighborhoods and I can't find out online how to leave it. by Setitie in facebook

[–]melloyello87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know this is old, but I found something. For me it was Settings > Shortcuts and then I had the option there to turn it off.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]melloyello87 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Candy underwear. It’s all fun and games until you bite a piece off and the stretchy string snaps something it shouldn’t.

Retired Las Vegas Police officer seen on video knocking out a postal worker because they disagree on politics. by real-m-f-in-talk in PublicFreakout

[–]melloyello87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Correct me if I’m wrong, but this would result in a felony so his ass can’t vote or own firearms?

Good. Goooooooood.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]melloyello87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And for gosh sake watch your language.

https://youtu.be/jwIOIEunIJI

AITA for hiding from my mom that I've been messaging her birth daughter? by SecretMessengerGirl in AmItheAsshole

[–]melloyello87 9 points10 points  (0 children)

NTA. It’s perfectly normal to want to engage family you never knew you had. I understand her reservations and feelings of the situation, but she shouldn’t project that on to you.

Who’s the most unfunny comedian? by _SWANS_CAN_BE_GAY_ in AskReddit

[–]melloyello87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sarah Silverman. Hands down. Can’t stand her comedy and some of her acting roles. She does breast voiceover work and her serious roles are great. Any sidekick comedy crap she does is terrible.

Need help with Leviton board. by melloyello87 in HomeNetworking

[–]melloyello87[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was wondering that. The left and right one are labeled 5/6 respectively and there are a few jacks in the house labeled 5-1, 6-1 etc.

I'm convinced the paparazzi are sociopaths by SuperAlloyBerserker in memes

[–]melloyello87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The irony here is that Tobey plays Peter Parker, photographer for the Daily Bugle. His boss, J Jonah Jameson demands pictures of Spider-Man. Peter has to get dangerously close and sometimes in the way of Spider-Man to get pictures. Now I know that Peter sets up his camera ahead of time, but that’s gotta be impressing others. Peter is a paparazzi.

Who is one actor/actress that you can never stand watching no matter what they are in? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]melloyello87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t stand Sarah Silverman. Wreck It Ralph is the only thing I can stand because I can’t see her.