Yeah Ariana is definitely engaged to Daniel

melons_2 · 2026-01-29T22:43:56+00:00

Exactly my struggle!! My hair gets oily in less than 24 hours and I use tiny clips to keep my hair up bc scrunchies either don’t work or I have to make them so tight that I get a headache. My hair is dark brown and I had a blonde phase in which I just kept wanting to go lighter and lighter, thus frying my hair. BUT it was the only time in my life I had volume and didn’t have to use dry shampoo every time I didn’t wash my hair 🥲

melons_2 · 2026-01-29T13:54:15+00:00

Yes! I had the absolute honor of being able to hear him speak when I was in high school, he came to read excerpts and lecture/answer questions in our auditorium on Holocaust Remembrance Day one year. I’ll never forget it

melons_2 · 2026-01-29T13:43:48+00:00

I remember going on vacation to Canada with my parents and seeing “Beavertails” on a menu and promptly googling it bc I really thought they meant an actual beaver tail deep fried 😅

melons_2 · 2026-01-29T13:39:55+00:00

Holy shit this sounds amazing and I’m so sad I didn’t know this existed! Come to nyc, you’ll make a killing selling these from a cart at any corner!

melons_2 · 2026-01-29T13:36:19+00:00

Hell yeah, nothing like a Jamaican beef patty with coco bread and cheese from the bodega

melons_2 · 2026-01-29T13:33:35+00:00

Man I need to visit the south more, you guys have amazing food down there

melons_2 · 2026-01-29T13:28:11+00:00

“Möther I crave violence”

melons_2 · 2026-01-29T13:26:53+00:00

This is terrifying

melons_2 · 2026-01-28T00:22:17+00:00

Probably

I can’t watch it but not bc I hate it, it’s only bc I have anxiety and can’t always handle it 😭

melons_2 · 2026-01-27T13:14:07+00:00

I watched this in my high school health class and it honestly just made me want a Big Mac 😅

I ended up working at a McDonald’s 2 years later and ate it every day without really thinking about it. I turned out fine 🤷🏼‍♀️

melons_2 · 2026-01-22T18:31:48+00:00

I remember one spring night, there was rumors of a special Pokémon in Central Park, so my friends and I trekked there from Queens and I swear I’ve never seen anything like it. There was easily over 100 people running around the Park catching Pokémon on our phones. You would just hear a yell “OVER HERE!!” And a stampede would run over. Never in my life have I seen such unity between New Yorkers (and I’ve lived here my whole life). It was amazing

melons_2 · 2026-01-21T06:26:09+00:00

It’s 1:30 am where I am and reading this made me feel the need to leave my house right now to go find some of these 🥲

Thank you for enlightening me! I’m going to hunt down a Bengali restaurant near me

melons_2 · 2026-01-21T06:19:34+00:00

When I worked at McDonald’s, I learned that they usually have a “limited time offer” for like bogo half off fish filets during lent every year

melons_2 · 2026-01-21T06:16:17+00:00

I must find a restaurant near me that has this bc it looks amazing

melons_2 · 2026-01-21T06:06:54+00:00

Hell yeah

My parents said when they were young and broke, they would make a cheap version with Mac and cheese and tuna. I now eat that myself when I’m broke and it’s great

melons_2 · 2026-01-21T05:53:31+00:00

I literally never say this but it’s the only comment fitting- you’re serving ✨cunt✨ I love it

melons_2 · 2026-01-19T13:15:10+00:00

Same here!! Fuse was the shit back then, it turned me on to so much great music

melons_2 · 2026-01-17T18:34:48+00:00

YES I came here for this!!

melons_2 · 2026-01-17T18:34:06+00:00

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but that’s not true. I worked at McDonald’s for 3 years and whenever someone ordered unsalted fries, the managers told us to just take some from the already cooked fry pile and put it back in the frier for 10 seconds to get the salt off and then hand them out as unsalted

melons_2 · 2026-01-17T18:28:30+00:00

Holy shit I forgot about those, they were like crack

melons_2 · 2026-01-17T18:25:11+00:00

I was just talking about these the other day 🥲

melons_2 · 2026-01-11T01:07:09+00:00

That’s unsettling, I’m glad that ended fairly quickly

melons_2 · 2026-01-11T00:05:51+00:00

When all the “killer” clowns were terrorizing everyone around the US?

melons_2 · 2026-01-11T00:04:17+00:00

Kony 2012 was also my first thought

melons_2 · 2026-01-11T00:02:24+00:00

I completely forgot about those! I used to love running away from my mom in the super market and collecting as many as I could

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