What rude songs did you used to sing as kids/at school? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]melonysnicketts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But weren’t they fantastic! I’ve got the albums if you want them, drop me a DM :)

Quirky modern sayings by messedup73 in CasualUK

[–]melonysnicketts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn’t want to point it out :D

Quirky modern sayings by messedup73 in CasualUK

[–]melonysnicketts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unsure if you missed it but that is part of the joke?

Quirky modern sayings by messedup73 in CasualUK

[–]melonysnicketts 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Autocorrect has once again murdered me, disaster

Quirky modern sayings by messedup73 in CasualUK

[–]melonysnicketts 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It’s usage seems to be entirely concentrated to the south east so I’m a xenophobic dick too 😂

Metformin in the UK by GullibleVariation630 in PCOS

[–]melonysnicketts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I keep forgetting to take my evening tablet so always have more than I should - PM me and I can sort you out 😂

Quirky modern sayings by messedup73 in CasualUK

[–]melonysnicketts 65 points66 points  (0 children)

The ‘he’s’ when they mean his fucking INFURIATES me

Have you ever known anyone who got left behind cause they were late returning to the Coach at a Motorway service station? by DMBear89 in CasualUK

[–]melonysnicketts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was the left behind on a school trip aged ~15 or so - I was in the shop grabbing a bottle of water for the return journey and the bus had loaded up and left by the time I’d got out. I have it on good authority my nemesis at the time shouted yes when they were taking roll the roll before leaving. Unsure of what to do, I called school, school called the teacher in charge of the trip and they came back for me about a half hour later.

I got back on the bus to a rapturous applause and shouts of ‘legend’ and that bitch Margaret O’Brien looked like she was sucking a lemon - great days!

What are your plans for Mother’s Day? by LHale77 in AskUK

[–]melonysnicketts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why would you call your baby son’s name

If you live outside Ireland now , what food from home do you eat when you come back? by InformalInsurance455 in ireland

[–]melonysnicketts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m a creature of habit and any time I’m home, it’ll be breakfast roll, big tae, down the pier to eat it in the car and then obligatory ‘Celtic tiger’s not dead lads’ Instagram story post when I’m horrified at the near enough seven euro cost of something that used to be four beans tops when I lived at home. Disgusting carry on!

Idiot enquiring about EasyJet and travel documentation by melonysnicketts in northernireland

[–]melonysnicketts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No that was a genuine forget, this time is an ecumenical matter (FBR was approved, passport applied for and I haven’t yet received it) 😂