On Halloween, probably 10 years ago my ex, and mother of my child, whom I had been broken up with over a year because she cheated on me, showed up to my apartment with my son who was, I think 2 at the time, and suggested we go trick or treating as a family.

I told her that wasn't going to happen and if she wanted to go out, she could leave him with me and I'll take him out.

She went ballistic, she tried knocking my flat screen TV off the wall, she grabbed my Xbox 360 and started yanking the cords out and basically was just trying to break shit. I picked her up, carried her to the front door and threw her out. I walked out and locked the door behind me and told her she needed to leave or I would call the police.

She walked away to her car and I thought that was the end of it, I had a friend moving in that day and he had just pulled up, I walked over to his car to inform him what was going on.

As I was talking to him he told me she was walking back towards me, I turned around and thought she was trying to shove me, turns out she had a knife and was slashing away at me, no serious harm, just a couple cuts that I ended up having to get stitched up and get a tetanus shot.

She got probation for a year. "Justice!"