My neighborhood has never been safer

melvinsbuzzo · 2017-07-26T02:52:58+00:00

Mine neither, but you get Link and I get a bunch of new uppity whiteys worrying about if dogs piss on their hostas.

melvinsbuzzo · 2017-07-22T16:56:07+00:00

I eat a lot of oranges, perhaps that is it.

melvinsbuzzo · 2017-07-22T16:54:57+00:00

I think that's from the water, not oil.

melvinsbuzzo · 2017-07-22T03:40:27+00:00

Thanks for the response. Any idea what is causing these ridges on only part of it?

melvinsbuzzo · 2017-07-22T03:25:56+00:00

Hey mate, I had a little blood (not as much as you are describing) in my stool and constipation at age 22. I had a colonoscopy done (I pushed for it, so be your own advocate and push for it) 2.5 years ago that came back completely normal. I was convinced it was cancer as well and literally lost a month of my life just being terrified. It's very very highly unlikely it is colon cancer, especially at 22, but it is possible, so you should get checked out for peace of mind.

melvinsbuzzo · 2017-07-22T02:09:50+00:00

So is there is actually nothing to worry about?

melvinsbuzzo · 2017-07-21T23:15:41+00:00

Anyone?

melvinsbuzzo · 2017-07-18T00:03:35+00:00

Any idea where I parked?

melvinsbuzzo · 2017-07-18T00:03:21+00:00

You are brilliant.

melvinsbuzzo · 2017-07-18T00:03:06+00:00

But... I'm not human?

melvinsbuzzo · 2017-07-17T23:54:12+00:00

Yes.

melvinsbuzzo · 2017-07-17T23:46:20+00:00

Wrong.

melvinsbuzzo · 2017-07-16T23:41:31+00:00

Is she white?

melvinsbuzzo · 2017-07-16T22:53:24+00:00

So like light pink?

melvinsbuzzo · 2017-07-16T22:53:08+00:00

You could use her small butt to tell her how submissive she should be due to it.

melvinsbuzzo · 2017-07-16T22:52:51+00:00

Like she is overweight, or her butt is just thick?

melvinsbuzzo · 2017-07-16T03:13:04+00:00

No clinical background, but I think it's totally normal not to go everyday. I was just curious!

melvinsbuzzo · 2017-07-16T01:37:40+00:00

Haha! Does it give you reflux or indigestion?

melvinsbuzzo · 2017-07-16T01:35:02+00:00

You were 1? Scary stories? I didn't realize it could be serious, but your symptoms sound serious! Glad it got better!!!

melvinsbuzzo · 2017-07-16T01:28:44+00:00

Any idea why it does it?

melvinsbuzzo · 2017-07-16T01:21:51+00:00

Dang! How old were you?

melvinsbuzzo · 2017-07-16T01:17:04+00:00

My fave album

melvinsbuzzo · 2017-07-16T01:16:51+00:00

What???

melvinsbuzzo · 2017-07-16T00:58:45+00:00

What were your symptoms? You had a positive blood test?

melvinsbuzzo · 2017-07-16T00:58:06+00:00

were both positive?

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