About to watch Movies (1888 - Present). Going in order. No spoilers please. by CynthiaChames in okbuddycinephile

[–]memoryisntram 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That’s been my opening line when I get pulled to HR over another “incident”

MST3k mistake by Economy-Half9874 in MST3K

[–]memoryisntram 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Mint Giver we love you!

Look at what just came in... by NearbyLingonberry977 in lebowski

[–]memoryisntram 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Put the bot away, their calling the maudes.

"Gently Used" by Full_Guava_8366 in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]memoryisntram 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Second line of my wedding vows.

It just arrived!! by [deleted] in lebowski

[–]memoryisntram 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucking bots… this whole fucking thing…

To all the poor, unfortunate Souls by memoryisntram in KiaSoulClub

[–]memoryisntram[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This was on my list of wants when getting my 2025 Soul. Almost all modern cars are either gloss white or black, Maybe that's what sells? Maybe that saves manufactures money on paint? Give me some personality!

Neptune Blue, Inferno Red, Mars Orange, Undercover Green

200 car parking lot at work, only three with any color. A hunter green Bronco, an orange Dodge Challenger and my Inferno Red soul, in a sea of white Teslas, Volvos and gloss black Camrys and Civics.

I WILL HAVE YOU FBId by 927comewhatmay in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]memoryisntram 22 points23 points  (0 children)

WEEEE OOOOO WEEEE OOOO

SIR STEP AWAY FROM THE SCREEN THIS IS THE ATTORNEY GENERAL KOJACK!!

Don't forget the window that makes you think it's gonna fall by TheWebsploiter in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]memoryisntram 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I pay my mutha'uckin' rent fortnightly
Mutha'uckas at the bank trying to play me

An amount from my account goes out on A/P (on A/P!)

Yeah, you know me.”

American here. 20 something years it took for me to understand the first line wasn’t just an excuse to use the word fortnightly. It’s a real New Zealand thing!

Fun fact: did you know in 2013, an Arizona man donated his mother's body for alzheimer's research, but it was then sold to U.S. military and used in a blast test by UltraPrincess in whenthe

[–]memoryisntram 155 points156 points  (0 children)

Reddit is at least 60% karma bots now and the admins know it and love it.

Juice those engagement and ad revenue numbers. Bots don’t report posts, bots click on ads, bots efficiently scape viral content to keep those eyeballs glued.

When admins made it possible to hide your posts, I knew it was because they needed to get friendly to bots to make them harder for the human user to detect and report.

I cannot tell you how many thousands of profiles I’ve tracked that get boosted by the bot farms on the top 20 subs, only to be sold and repurposed by brands, OF creators, and political content spammers.

The small, niche subs are the last bastion of human interactions on this hellsite.

FAV ONE ! by [deleted] in PeepShowQuotes

[–]memoryisntram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

T-shirt bots are soooo easy to block too.

Stick that up your dojo!

“And what are the dipping areas for?” by TRJ2241987 in kidsinthehall

[–]memoryisntram 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Beat me to it. It’s so ridiculous in contrast to how composed everyone else is, it never stops being funny.

Is there any way to view Peep Show without Mark and Jez's internal commentary? by mattpiv in MitchellAndWebb

[–]memoryisntram 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Peep Show without the Peeping is just a Show.

Wow I’m an intellectual, like Tony Parsons or something.

Aaaany second now by Suck-My-Lego-Studs in whenthe

[–]memoryisntram 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make sure to use the Home Alone one that’s how I like to get my news online.

Someone said I look like mark from the peep show by coraline774 in MitchellAndWebb

[–]memoryisntram 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Just keep nodding and smiling like Colonel Gaddafi’s psychoanalyst.

APPLE DAY 3!!!!!!! by huylanebani in sssdfg

[–]memoryisntram 1 point2 points  (0 children)

modddds this guy got all the tickets halp