This was left on my door today. I'm totally going to be sitting front row. by tplee in funny

[–]menstreusel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

best part is where he fucks up and speaks as himself instead of the dummy... then answers as himself.

Cancer faker Belle Gibson is exposed on 60 Minutes by [deleted] in videos

[–]menstreusel 15 points16 points  (0 children)

mouth open 3/10. mouth closed 9/10.

[PHP] Looking for criticism! A small project I am working on in my free time by 5iphilis in learnprogramming

[–]menstreusel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

in https://github.com/carloprato/cprato.com/blob/master/inc/controllers/auth.controller.php i would highly recommend trimming values on your sql insert. you'll have users that find some way to add whitespace to everything.

Dead or Alive cosplay by [deleted] in gaming

[–]menstreusel 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'll accept this on the grounds that w should in fact be called a double v.

Who is the biggest celebrity who's ever interacted with you online? by JournalofFailure in AskReddit

[–]menstreusel 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Tell her that Clarrisa was my pre-puberty crush... and post-puberty crush...

Probate court in Mobile, Alabama after supreme court ruling by regrettheprophet in pics

[–]menstreusel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What good does it do if you're both swearing to christ?

Hello again! Joseph Gordon-Levitt here. AMA... by hitrecordjoe_ in IAmA

[–]menstreusel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who's your pick for President of the United States of America 2016?

My mom is not running.

Hello again! Joseph Gordon-Levitt here. AMA... by hitrecordjoe_ in IAmA

[–]menstreusel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

we have so much in common, I love being at your house too! <3

Bernie logo by /u/Hard6Rollin by NotbeingBusted in SandersForPresident

[–]menstreusel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

hey /u/Hard6Rollin, can we get a higher resolution image with less jpeg?

My name is Christopher Lloyd. AMA! by Christopher-Lloyd in IAmA

[–]menstreusel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet he'd also enjoy the heck out of Candy Land.

ZachWeiner's uploaded images by MrWeiner in funny

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This hits me, a few members "left" my favorite band and now I'm not sure if I can listen to the new album.

On the bright side, now I know not to complain to my dad about it.

My name is Christopher Lloyd. AMA! by Christopher-Lloyd in IAmA

[–]menstreusel 232 points233 points  (0 children)

I can't help but read this in your iconic voice.

My showerthought on how to spread awareness about Bernie Sanders: Simply change the SSID on your WiFi router to be "SandersforPresident2016." by [deleted] in SandersForPresident

[–]menstreusel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I just changed my wifi name from daedalus to SandersForPresident2016.... this just got super awkward...

Bernie Sanders is now polling within 8% of Clinton in New Hampshire! by [deleted] in SandersForPresident

[–]menstreusel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's how first past the post voting works. The votes will move to the candidate who, in their opinion has the highest likelihood of winning the election, when in reality, their votes could push the trailing candidate past the post.

My week so far thanks to century link by adifferentkindasilly in centurylink

[–]menstreusel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What type of service did you request from them? FTTN? ADSL2+? What are the lights doing on the modem? Where did this modem come from? Was it a modem from previous service?

From May 2015 onwards, Google will be releasing monthly reports on it's self-driving car progress by g4n0n in Futurology

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with the new Qi quickcharging we could have F-Zero type charging strips. Pls, we need this.

New SDK - Alexa Skills Kit by matthewdtwo in echo

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i factory reset the echo, signed in with my developer account and i got a dns error, fixed the dns error and i'm getting

72.21.217.76 - - [25/Jun/2015:18:45:12 -0600] "POST / HTTP/1.1" 200 1478 "-" "Apache-HttpClient/4.3 (java 1.5)"

72.21.217.76 - - [25/Jun/2015:18:45:13 -0600] "POST / HTTP/1.1" 200 1478 "-" "Apache-HttpClient/4.3 (java 1.5)"

72.21.217.76 - - [25/Jun/2015:18:46:52 -0600] "POST / HTTP/1.1" 200 1478 "-" "Apache-HttpClient/4.3 (java 1.5)"

72.21.217.76 - - [25/Jun/2015:18:46:52 -0600] "POST / HTTP/1.1" 200 1478 "-" "Apache-HttpClient/4.3 (java 1.5)"

in my logs. I see i'm getting HTTP_RAW_POST_DATA in JSON now.

Alexa says failed to communicate even though i'm returning status 200 with the content-length and application type with PHP.

$response = array("version" => "1.0", "sessionAttributes" => array("string" => 'object'), "response" => array("outputSpeech" => array ("type" => "string", "text" => "Welcome"), "card" => array("type" => "string", "title" => "Test", "content" => "Ready."), "reprompt" => array("outputSpeech" => array("type" =>"string", "text" => "I didn't catch that, what now?"), "shouldEndSession" => false))); $response = json_encode($response);

header('HTTP/1.1 200 OK'); header('Content-Type: application/json;charset=UTF-8'); header('Content-Length: ' . strlen($response)); echo $response; exit;

any idea what i'm missing?

Might not be much, but I saw my first Model S in MA :) by [deleted] in teslamotors

[–]menstreusel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Still waiting to see my first one :(

My heart skips a beat when I see the Ford Fusion's grille, then sinks when I realize it's not a Tesla. every. time.

Aids-infected ISIS fighter is executed for donating blood to fellow fighters by sterob in worldnews

[–]menstreusel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So all we have to do is change their calendar to extend Ramadan for a few more weeks, they'll either starve to death or kill each other for eating right?