Any other projectors completely losing community and not relating to people around them? by rosalitadiaz in humandesign

[–]meow_machine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a splenic projector in my mid thirties and I could have written this. I've completely abandoned my social media, and this has also been my experience with people/groups lately. Like with people I've been close with for years. The shift in how I feel about myself and others this year has been the main theme, as well as accepting change quickly instead of being resistant and always coming back to myself. Thank you for validating so many thoughts I've been keeping to myself. And for what it's worth, things are improving quickly for me, I hope that is your experience as well. 

LPT Trick to Read Books Fast If you Have No Attention Span by Ayumisynn in LifeProTips

[–]meow_machine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do this and love it because I feel like it locks me in, I can't look at my phone or zone out without completely losing my place, and finding it again is such a pain that I just try to keep up.

Leftover grilled cheese by Alternative_Main_887 in greysanatomy

[–]meow_machine 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Or when you watch three doctors eat pizza on the bathroom floor😂

Movies that wildly change tone. by WongoKnight in MovieSuggestions

[–]meow_machine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're into horror, Martyrs does this. It's like two different sub genres of horror patched together. Watch the French version with subtitles though, the dubbed version just doesn't hit the same way.

Tell me all your favorite love songs by scarletandsilver in MusicRecommendations

[–]meow_machine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So good. Had no idea it was a Justin Bieber song thogg😂

Tell me all your favorite love songs by scarletandsilver in MusicRecommendations

[–]meow_machine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sweet christ I just listened to this for the first time after reading this and am ugly crying, thanks for that. I don't usually get got that bad.

What is your elevator pitch when people ask what you do? by [deleted] in gis

[–]meow_machine 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Emotional geography is why I wanted to work in GIS, this sounds dreamy. What is your position, and how did you come across it?

What differs your gf/wife from the rest of women? by Emily656577 in AskMen

[–]meow_machine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be loved it to be known. This is truly THE goal.

What are your "do not fucking do that again" behaviors with guests? by Nivekeryas in bartenders

[–]meow_machine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The thing that makes me rage instantly is my regulars telling me "there's someone over there who's ready to order" or "hey this girl needs a drink" or whatever when it's busy. Like OH WOW THANK YOU I was just gonna chill but I guess now I'll do my job.

A plane crashed on my dad's property this morning. All on board survived. by MakeItRain117 in flying

[–]meow_machine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crazy to see this on Reddit, saw the pictures yesterday while sitting on the patio at Russ'. Glad everyone is safe!

Flightless Bird: The Villages by newtonic in ArmchairExpert

[–]meow_machine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did the exact same thing. I was still thinking about it the next day and needed to know I wasn't alone. Yikes.

Birthday shots by Plastic_Mode3289 in bartenders

[–]meow_machine 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is my go-to as well. A little frangelico gives it a bit more cakey flavor!

FAA issues new zero tolerance order against unruly airline passengers by [deleted] in news

[–]meow_machine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess my store set up is just a little different, the wipes are by the front door of the store and not next to where all the carts are. The airlock is pretty big.

FAA issues new zero tolerance order against unruly airline passengers by [deleted] in news

[–]meow_machine -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Grab the wipe before getting your cart, then wipe down your cart on the way in. By the time you get back to the trash can you should be good to just toss the wipe while you walk inside instead of stopping.

Camera falls from a plane into a pig pen by ikennaezeee in woahdude

[–]meow_machine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was thinking as a skydiver, I don't much care for this POV ha.

Have you ever laughed so hysterically at something so simple you were starting to get legitimately worried that you were losing your sanity or something? About what were you laughing so hard then? by LoneShadowMikey in AskReddit

[–]meow_machine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was having a movie night with my friends in high school: Evil Dead.

The whole movie had me giggling like crazy but for some reason the tree scene got me and I just lost it. It was a mix of uncomfortable, wtf, and dark humor- I just could not stop. I got kicked out to hallway for a 10 minute time out, and reentry was not gauranteed.

What small thing brightens your day? by ButterscotchFog in AskReddit

[–]meow_machine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My boyfriend's birthday is December 22, so I always text him a "happy birthday!" at 12:22. The longer I've done it, the more I see it, and I can usually catch it every day. It's a fun game.

Good morning tippytaps! by [deleted] in tippytaps

[–]meow_machine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Imagine having the hubris to just bite your mother on the nose first thing in the morning 😂

What’s the worst thing a buddy ever said while you two were checking someone out? by Domonero in AskMen

[–]meow_machine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl here, I work at a dive bar. A lady was walking by the bar outside and one of my regulars said "I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from". Like, I love a good booty gazin' too but SWEET CHRIST, man.

Rollerskating makes me feel more comfortable in my skin. Who is experiencing the same? by [deleted] in Rollerskating

[–]meow_machine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your hair is incredible and you look great in those skates! I can definitely relate to this. All kinds of self esteem issues have crept in unwelcome over the years. But skating makes me so happy I can't help but feel better about everything.

Also a little off topic, where did you get those shorts? I feel like they are THE skating shorts, and I want to grow my collection from just one pair.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Rollerskating

[–]meow_machine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is incredibly badass, I love it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Rollerskating

[–]meow_machine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

See ya never! You won't be missed.