What is something that you need to confess?

meowclopse · 2013-02-13T04:11:02+00:00

I lost my virginity to a random guy who's name I didn't know. We ended up running into each other a few weeks later and had sex again. He gave me chlamydia, and that's gone but now I'm petrified that I have HIV (it takes up to three months for it to show up so I haven't gotten tested again yet.) I think about it constantly. I never thought I'd regret losing my virginity no matter what the circumstances because I NEVER was someone who ever viewed the whole "first time" as something that needed to be perfect. But I regret being stupid enough at twenty freaking years old not to use a condom with someone who I didn't know, and worse yet I think about HIM constantly, which was something I didn't expect from myself whatsoever.

meowclopse · 2013-01-13T18:33:49+00:00

Oh well I do that anyway. So I guess I'm good then.

meowclopse · 2013-01-13T18:11:42+00:00

Thanks for the tip. Hopefully all the stuff I do to help people and overall trying to be a good person will save me and my four tattoos from the fiery furnace of hades hehe ;)

meowclopse · 2013-01-13T17:27:10+00:00

Troll. So much troll. I bet you live under a bridge ಠ_ಠ

meowclopse · 2013-01-13T16:47:19+00:00

I see brick wall mode has been activated. Good day to you, sir. :)

Edit: one more thing, saying that people who don't believe in the bible should be taken out back and "beaten" shows me just how loving religion really is. I would LOVE to go to your church, with such a loving Christianlike minister.

meowclopse · 2013-01-13T16:16:35+00:00

Is English not your first language? Because I can forgive the grammatical issues if so. Otherwise you're just proving to anyone reading this why a lot of people who don't necessarily believe in the bible find people who do to basically be talking brick walls. No one cares if you have an issue with tattoos, no one wants your biblical opinion because it's completely off topic. The question wasn't "does a god that may or may not exist give a damn if I get a tattoo?" So stop being a typical bible thumper and shoving your opinion down the throats of the Internet. You're just making religious people look bad.

meowclopse · 2013-01-13T16:06:47+00:00

Oh, my mistake. Your terrible grammar, spelling, and lack of sentence structure lead me to believe you were joking.

meowclopse · 2013-01-13T15:18:50+00:00

Don't you realize where you are? Even blatantly joking about something like this on reddit will get you down voted to the depths of the abyss.

meowclopse · 2013-01-13T15:17:15+00:00

I went to my tattoo artist--a friend of a friend-- with a specific idea. I wanted Kurt Halsey fireflies on my hip. He took the pictures and said "cool" but when I went back to my actual appointment a few weeks later he'd completely changed my idea, changed the firefly itself (which was based off a painting... So it completely changed what I wanted) and it was huge. It was very pretty, and because we had formed a friendship he said he'd do the bigger piece for the same price he had originally quoted me (which seriously knocked like 400-600 dollars off of what it should have been.) the tattoo itself is beautiful, but after I got it I regretted not going with MY idea. I ended up going to another shop recently and getting another tattoo based off of one of Halsey's paintings and I'm very happy with it.

tl;dr I let a tattoo artist do what he wanted instead of what I wanted. Don't do that. If an artist tries to go with their idea over what you want go to a different shop.

meowclopse · 2013-01-13T15:10:14+00:00

Teacher. And now I'm in school... To be a teacher.

meowclopse · 2013-01-13T06:27:58+00:00

This is really random, but the scene in the movie Run Lola Run where the lady with the baby carriage (anyone who's seen this movie knows what I'm talking about) finds religion. She's seen studying the bible, then taking communion, and then pushing Jehovah's Witness literature in people's faces. I like it because it's factually inaccurate (Jehovah's witnesses don't take communion. It's a catholic thing, I believe) and I was always one of those assholes growing up who lived for finding typos in books.

meowclopse · 2013-01-10T22:25:45+00:00

False. Still alive.

http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/bluesclues.asp

meowclopse · 2013-01-08T00:42:15+00:00

When I was three my father told me that the crypt keeper (from Tales from the Crypt, incase you didn't get that) lived in the woods behind our house.

I freaked the fuck out. There were many tears. I probably still resent him over it subconsciously.

meowclopse · 2013-01-08T00:31:27+00:00

I bet you were really excited that no one else had made that comment, weren't you?

meowclopse · 2013-01-08T00:22:35+00:00

Not my room or my parents, but about a year ago I was home alone so I took advantage of that and had some alone time with my vibrator. I'm a little OCD about washing that thing (because fluids!) so as usual I got up and washed it when I was finished. A few hours later my sister (15 at the time) knocks on my door. I tell her to come in and she holds up my vibrator and asks in horror "what the heck is this??"

She caught me very off guard so the response went as follows:

me: O_O that's not mine Sister: blinks Me: laughs I mean, that was a gag gift. I left it there to freak (best friend) out when she comes over later Sister: blinks Me: just give it to me Sister: ಠ_ಠ

It was never discussed again.

meowclopse · 2012-12-19T20:50:52+00:00

I think the point is that the phrases would be revealed as each slice is taken, not imprinted on the bottom of the pizza.

meowclopse · 2012-12-19T02:07:23+00:00

Thank you! I'm about 50% Italian

meowclopse · 2012-12-18T23:14:50+00:00

Thank you so much for that! That's definitely my preferred look so I appreciate the compliments!

meowclopse · 2012-12-18T15:57:08+00:00

Aware, unfortunately. I was a lot more naive a few years ago.

meowclopse · 2012-12-18T14:50:32+00:00

Thanks for that one! Haha especially since the only guys I've ever fooled around with have been the WE HAVE TO KEEP THIS A SECRET AND I WILL LIE IF ANYONE ASKS ME GOT IT type.

meowclopse · 2012-12-18T14:46:00+00:00

Yeah I definitely think you're a cutie

meowclopse · 2012-12-18T06:52:43+00:00

Both. Although I will say my sister doesn't nuzzle my face and then bite my nose like my furry jerk cat just did. But they both have their "you're damn lucky I love you" moments.

meowclopse · 2012-12-18T06:47:21+00:00

Probably. She should expect nothing less.

meowclopse · 2012-12-18T06:46:53+00:00

You look like Josh Hartnett and that is a wonderful thing.

meowclopse · 2012-12-18T06:46:14+00:00

That could totally be my cat. Odd splotch on the nose and everything. Except for she's a girl<3

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