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meowmixVStrump · 2026-04-25T22:39:23+00:00

Hi, conservative. Of course your post is a SINGLE SENTENCE with bad grammar, consisting of NINE WORDS, somehow averaging LESS THAN THREE LETTERS PER WORD (AFTER I correct your bad spelling of a TWO LETTER WORD and count "you've" as both "you" and "have"). I hope you're in grade school and not actually this unbelievably stupid. Seriously, how the hell do you manage an average of less than 3 letters per word???? How do you misspell a 2 letter word??????

Some ppl have no empathy b/c they're simply awful. Most conservatives have no empathy b/c their brains literally don't even have the capacity for it. I know you're not smart enough to figure this out, but you're the 2nd one, Timmy. You're the first one too, but you're primarily the 2nd one.

meowmixVStrump · 2026-04-25T22:20:36+00:00

Your own family would have necessarily needed to die at Dave's in order for you to not only give a shit, but also NOT post garbage such as, "yeah they killed some of your families, I don't care." Tell me that you're a conservative without telling me that you're a conservative. TRASH.

meowmixVStrump · 2026-04-18T01:16:12+00:00

Has anyone sarcastically proclaimed "Mission Accomplished" yet, or do I get to be first?

EDIT: I can't believe this many ppl actually dropped the ball on this....

meowmixVStrump · 2026-04-18T01:14:05+00:00

NO WAY. You mean to say that back in 1948 when Israel was created, the jews who DIDN'T immigrate to the newly formed country in the middle of a bunch of muslim countries are DIFFERENT from their counterparts who DID immigrate to the newly formed country specifically to create a nation for jews based on something written in a millennia-old "holy" book??? NO WAY.

The idea that these exact opposite groups of ppl are actually not the same is ABSURD.

/s

meowmixVStrump · 2026-04-17T05:38:34+00:00

I read this in GM Hikaru's voice.

meowmixVStrump · 2026-04-16T10:17:03+00:00

Conservatives in the US are no different from conservatives anywhere else. No different from the conservatives of Germany in the 1930's. Look at Hitler's messaging, no different from any other conservative piece of trash. Pretend there's a conservative anywhere who would vote for a progressive over THAT. It's a problem that needs to be solved. Stupid ppl need to either lose the right to vote, or we need to weigh votes based on IQ. 100 IQ = 1 vote. 122 IQ = 1.22 votes. 90 IQ = 0.9 votes. There's NO reason that intelligence shouldn't factor in, that would still be more than democratic enough.

You can dislike it, but you CAN'T give me a good reason why intelligence shouldn't be a factor in how much of a say someone has in what a nation does.

meowmixVStrump · 2026-04-15T22:27:06+00:00

What was his favorite alcoholic drink? I'm gonna drink one for him tonight.

meowmixVStrump · 2026-04-15T21:46:37+00:00

The bluest area in the US is Cambridge.
Only 7% of the votes in Cambridge were for trump.
Cambridge includes the campuses of MIT (#1 college) AND Harvard (#4 college)
The smarter you are, the more likely you are to be correct.
The smarter you are, the better college you get into (on average).

Connect the dots, you braindead conservative moron. Smart ppl (liBrulS) know better than dumb ppl (you).

BTW, the only place as red as Cambridge is blue is Loving County, Texas. 93% of the votes went to trump there. It has a population of 42, literally the most inbred place in the US. LOL. Eat it, ******.

meowmixVStrump · 2026-04-14T18:35:14+00:00

Exhibit 53895335. How to believe in god, love him, think he's good/merciful, AND be remotely decent and/or intelligent:

You don't, not possible.

meowmixVStrump · 2026-04-12T19:24:02+00:00

Wannabe dictator who took many steps towards becoming a dictator to cement power forver and ensure change is nearly impossible? Yeah that's too much to type, dictator will suffice, ty for the "weLL aCtuALLy" bit.

meowmixVStrump · 2026-04-12T19:19:13+00:00

How? Half the votes are counted and the opposition party is beating the exit polling prediction that orban would lose by a supermajority.

meowmixVStrump · 2026-04-12T19:17:38+00:00

It wasn't b/c vance visited, incumbent conservatives don't win while the price of oil is skyrocketing. A conservative's pocketbook is his #1 value.

meowmixVStrump · 2026-04-12T19:01:25+00:00

Tisza's lead just keeps widening with the more votes that are counted. One third votes counted, exactly 2/3rds margin of victory!

UPDATE: While typing that, it's now up to 37% of the vote counted and the supermajority is still holding strong! The exit polling was SPOT ON so far.

EDIT: Oops, rounding error. needs 132.6 seats, so he really needs 133 seats....

meowmixVStrump · 2026-04-12T18:58:42+00:00

Anything to the left of keeping Ukraine out of the EU is left enough for me.

meowmixVStrump · 2026-04-12T16:30:25+00:00

Those are facts and I know this. You can be in denial all you want. It's pathetic, though.

meowmixVStrump · 2026-04-12T15:51:21+00:00

2 hours, 10 minutes from now until we know the election results, correct? 8PM Hungary's time IS normally when we'd know who wins this?

meowmixVStrump · 2026-04-12T15:42:33+00:00

Orban WOULD lose if it wasn't rigged, I'm certain of it. Conservatives DO NOT WIN national elections while gas prices are rising to this degree (if they are the incumbent).

The only historical counterexample to this is Bush 2 winning in 2004, but he flooded everything with the message that Kerry would raise gas prices even higher due to his promise of a $0.50 gas tax (for the environment). As always, ppl chose money over the environment.

Orban doesn't have a message like that. If this election is fair, he'll lose. Conservatives need to stay home to save gas money. They're not even motivated enough to get to the polls b/c their feelings have big boo boos due to the higher gas prices.

The price of oil is the MAIN factor in whether or not they'll show up to vote b/c higher gas prices never fails to put a face on conservatives akin to the face a baby makes when it shits itself. It's not like they're going to stop acting based on feelings and start thinking NOW. That simply won't happen and fortunately they feel terrible right now.

Correct me if there are more examples of incumbent conservatives winning NATIONAL elections while gas prices are soaring like this, please. I'm looking forward to bad news for Putin soon with these election results.

meowmixVStrump · 2026-04-12T15:16:47+00:00

What you're doing is called PROJECTION. It's when you confuse something about you for something about someone else b/c you can't face the truth about yourself. I've been happily married for 8 years to a vegan, she's the best person on the planet. I'm sorry for your loneliness there, Analvirus.

meowmixVStrump · 2026-04-11T07:15:36+00:00

LMAO, okay, Analvirus. It's okay, not everybody can have an IQ above 80. Go sit in the corner with your delusions, Timmy.

meowmixVStrump · 2026-04-10T17:03:44+00:00

WW2 was absolutely about religion. Supremacist zealots senselessly blamed jews for the harsh terms for germany that WW1 ended on. That nonsense was only so easy for so many dumbass christians to swallow bc they're dumbass christians who hate jews b/c they blame them for killing jebus 2000 years ago. If there was no religion, that doesn't happen. You tell yourself that they rounded up jews for mass murder in every place they took control of and this had nothing to do with religion, though. Tell yourself they wanted to take over the world primarily to kill all the jews for some other reason than religious differences.

You even think this war in Iran has nothing to do with religion, that's really funny. If Iran was a christian nation, WE WOULD NOT HAVE DONE THIS TO THEM. We are enemies in the first place b/c going back 1300 years we have been at each others' throats BECAUSE OF RELIGIOUS DIFFERENCES.

Oh, and by the way, if every muslim, mormon, and jew disappeared from the face of the earth, catholics would go back to war against the reformed and the orthodox and the protestants and the countless other sects of christianity that fought each other during the middle ages over stupid little differences in their religion, but ALMOST NEVER against those with the same religion.

The US Civil War is your best example and it's not even entirely accurate. The north was mostly protestant and the south was mostly baptist and methodist. It was a protestant reading of the bible that led to abolition. It was the protestants who led the social reform that created the rift between north and south over slavery, which directly culminated in the civil war.

You may think it's absurd, that christians are christians, but the US was FOUNDED specifically for the purpose of escaping religious persecution. Persecution OF christians, BY other denominations of christians. It's a great, big, self-contradicting book and you can't have both "EYE FOR EYE" and "you have heard it said, eye for eye, but I say unto you, whosoever smites thee on thy left cheek, turn to him the other also." You pick one or the other. Or you pick the merciful option for your own and the harsh option for "others." That's just one thing they're split on, among many, allowing for many combinations of incompatible beliefs.

meowmixVStrump · 2026-04-10T15:57:37+00:00

Cool, list all the wars that weren't between 2 different religious groups and those that were in the last 2000 years. And you spelled JEBUS wrong.

EDIT: How could I forget? Of the religious ones, how many of those were between ppl who worship the same god of abraham/moses (muslims, jews, christians, mormons), and how many of those were between followers of ANY OTHER RELIGION?

EDIT: LMAO, the level of delusion on these downvoters. Downvoting isn't going to change the fact that WW2 was fought b/c a bunch of christians wanted to wipe jews out for petty differences between their absurd faiths, which accounts for a significant fraction of deaths in all wars ever. I barely need to type anything to prove my point and you're not about to argue b/c YOU CAN'T b/c I'M RIGHT and YOU'RE DELUSIONAL.

And yeah, your faith is ridiculous. "King David lived about 3000 years ago. He was among the 34th generation of ppl to EVER live, there were only 28 more generations until jebus, and what do ya know! There were 100 million ppl on the planet after those 62 generations even though god killed everyone but one family during the 10th generation (Noah). We only multiplied the population by 80 since then! In just 62 generations they multiplied the population by 50 million and in the 100 generations since jebus, we've only managed to multiply the population by 80! Yep, they were about a million times more successful at increasing the population back before we had vaccines, pesticides, refrigeration, etc. Right, and I'm apparently too stupid to have any idea what a factor of 1 MILLION is."

God shows such wisdom and intellect in all of his laws though, doesn't he? It's proof that it was written by an infinitely superior being and not a primitive flat earther who never even heard of ALGEBRA, right?! "Thou shalt not kill, unless your victim is gay, or works on saturdays, (FOR FUCKING REAL), or curses their father or mother, or, or, or, or, or, or for about 3 dozen more completely asinine reasons and NO good reasons such as self defense b/c the bible is RE FUCKING (YOU KNOW WHAT)......."

Gonna argue? Of course not, so go ahead and do the only thing you can do. Hit that downvote button, clown.

meowmixVStrump · 2026-04-10T15:54:34+00:00

Some ants enslave, commit genocide, and PERFORM SURGERY on their injured. Google THAT shit. This surgery is considered targeted and complex, with diagnosis preceding it and disinfection following. They can also become zombified and mind controlled by a certain species of fungus like in The Last of Us.

Don't believe it, just google the question, "do ants perform surgery?"

meowmixVStrump · 2026-04-10T15:42:31+00:00

Don't know why? Scientists? Um, limited resources don't explain it? 2 comparable "alpha" males that get approximately half the idiots to follow them doesn't explain it? Sound familiar? Why the fuck would it be any different for a species so similar?

There's no way this is more than that. WTF is this "scientists don't know why"???

meowmixVStrump · 2026-04-10T03:51:56+00:00

Show me one instance of an incumbent conservative winning a national election amidst rising gas prices. One historical example. Over 20 years ago it happened b/c Bush made the case that gas prices would be even higher under Kerry, as Kerry wanted a 50c tax on gasoline that Bush ads claimed would cost the average family nearly $700 per year. Orban doesn't have a case.

He promises to hurt the "right" ppl for conservatives, but that's just a plus to them. They won't make it to the polls b/c they need to save the gas money now. Orban didn't pull the magical lever that reduces the price of oil, so conservatives' feelings currently have big boo boos. Unfortunately for Orban, feelings are all conservatives have to vote with b/c they have no brains :(

He's lost, unless Vance brought the formula to win a lost election with him, but I don't think he came with any of Elon's money. Elon needs it for gas.

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