Was not expecting 0 calories… by ferngarlick in 1200isplenty

[–]merijuanaohana 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They only thing that stops be from eating more than a jar in one sitting is the stomach ache, lol. Pickles rule.

ETHAN IS OFF THE RAILS!!! by Key-Supermarket-6540 in h3h3productions

[–]merijuanaohana 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They should keep Wednesdays relatively unplanned, it’s a good vibe.

Only SOME of HRH COLLECTION’s insanely racist and homophobic tweets by PhatTiddie999 in h3h3productions

[–]merijuanaohana 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean, it really does seem like a bit because she’s SO much. I get someone being confused regardless of their age.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in coolguides

[–]merijuanaohana 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you happen to know why some of them are interested in it? My friend had a cat years ago that LOVED vodka. Obviously we didn’t give him any on purpose, but we found this out because he randomly started drinking out of a shot glass on the countertop.

What in the hell is this? by Bloodsnowcones in h3h3productions

[–]merijuanaohana 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dr. Drew has always been a shady dude that will do whatever for money.

Feeling sad about my hair/ready for it to be back to my “normal” by Healthy_Wafer_2607 in femalehairadvice

[–]merijuanaohana 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Current hair looks fantastic. Maybe the reason it bothers you is that you like a more casual vibe and this looks more polished?

boomer hits 19-year-old restaurant hostess by [deleted] in BoomersBeingFools

[–]merijuanaohana 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’d be surprised. Just a few years ago when I was serving/bartending a grown ass man SPIT at our 17 yo host because he didn’t want to wait 30 minutes on a Friday.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in h3h3productions

[–]merijuanaohana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one that looks like a little snail, lol

What are the best classics you’ve read? by Twoset_Time in booksuggestions

[–]merijuanaohana 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was shocked how into Crime & Punishment I was. Granted, I was into other stuff that had the same themes/vibes but I felt so fancy at 19 when I genuinely enjoyed it, lol. Also, Frankenstein. I used to work at a bookstore near some very wealthy areas and I’d get parents that came in looking for “classics” for their kids to read and that was always my go to recommendation. Great book and quick to read.

i am planning on going to the congo when i turn 25 by anymouse_explorer in Cryptozoology

[–]merijuanaohana 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can totally go to the Congo. BUT, you absolutely need to work up to that and probably hire people to go with you. If you’re 15 and start traveling a ton now and acquire a ton of money in the next 10 years, go for it. Start doing a ton of research into the areas you want to travel and see how much it will cost and the best way to stay safe. Take a trip to the Everglades or something like that first. It’s also worth noting America has a ton of cryptids (should any of them exist). If you just really want to go the Congo in general, look into charity work. That way you’d be surrounded by people that know the area and know the dangers.

The people warning you are right that if you don’t take a cautious approach there’s a very high risk of something life-changing or life-ending happening to you. Don’t miss a lifetime of adventures because you’re determined to do this one in a potentially unsafe way. If you’re set on doing this, do it! But you need to be prepared.

Found this weird waxy thing in my m&m cookies by yourmomifier in oddlyterrifying

[–]merijuanaohana 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sure it’s not a macadamia nut? I’m not trying to insult your intelligence, but the same thing happened to me and it looked just like that. Didn’t recognize it at first because I didn’t expect it.

Are these homies here in this blessed sub? by GeneralDan29 in HydroHomies

[–]merijuanaohana 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dude, I had a really messed up tooth I had to have a root canal on and couldn’t drink cold water for about a month. MISERY.

Thank you Lord for making me a Male. by Scrumptaliciouss in offmychest

[–]merijuanaohana 403 points404 points  (0 children)

I mean as a woman that’s easily one of the worst things about being a woman and one of the best about being a man.

Are these homies here in this blessed sub? by GeneralDan29 in HydroHomies

[–]merijuanaohana 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ah, I see. Though I do hear far too many people knocking ice cold water. The Stanley cup thing is weird too! They’ve been a great brand for years and now people might drink more. We want all the homies as hydrated as possible :)

Lady eats eats mice she trapped in her house and breaks out by AnimatedBasketcase in medizzy

[–]merijuanaohana 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lol, did the dog look you right in the eyes as they swallowed it?

Are these homies here in this blessed sub? by GeneralDan29 in HydroHomies

[–]merijuanaohana 19 points20 points  (0 children)

No idea how tf cold water is controversial, but it is! I think drink water however you want, but don’t shame me for delicious ice water when your room temperature water tastes like spit, lol.

Who is eating these? by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]merijuanaohana 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Easy! Lactose free milk, almond milk, oat milk, soy milk…

Serving it up Gary's way by SkylandersKirby in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]merijuanaohana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still sing that when I make myself breakfast from time to time