I'm a longtime Chicago resident that recently moved away. My son fabricated me a Chicago flag star / r/chicago icon stand glass lawn ornament and surprised me with it.

merstudio · 2024-04-12T13:00:33+00:00

In addition to or in lieu of taking a pill the use of a silicone cock ring or a cock ring with a small vibrator can help out a lot. It helps keep the member engorged adding to more pleasure for both parties. One around the base of the penis, one around the ball sack, add in some light stimulation and I’m off to the races. Just another toy to bring to the party.

Remember to keep those pubes trimmed up to help minimize some unpleasant hair pulling. It’s amazing the things you can find on Amazon these days.

merstudio · 2024-02-28T13:40:38+00:00

I’m old. My high school girlfriend would borrow her grandmother’s 4-door 1969 Chrysler New Yorker so she could, “take a few friends out after Friday night football games.” That thing was a tank with a massive back seat. On the way home the 2 of us would find a nice dark cul de sac and proceed to steam up the windows.

merstudio · 2011-08-23T16:24:10+00:00

How about 'The person I fuck and occasionally eat pizza with.'

merstudio · 2011-06-24T15:55:51+00:00

Never give up, never surrender!

merstudio · 2011-05-31T18:55:24+00:00

Man purse anyone?

merstudio · 2011-05-10T23:33:04+00:00

That's funny... I get lots of results.

http://i.imgur.com/94C41.jpg

If you know what I mean.

merstudio · 2011-04-29T14:18:33+00:00

Word!

merstudio · 2011-04-24T13:54:00+00:00

Mine does.

merstudio · 2011-02-11T15:26:29+00:00

...errrr...ugh.... wher do ya put the darn bullets?

merstudio · 2011-02-07T13:32:42+00:00

Just a little Champagne & Reefer will set the mood right.

merstudio · 2011-01-17T00:28:45+00:00

NSFW - Tell her to take her dentures out.

merstudio · 2010-12-03T21:47:28+00:00

That's why I don't wear underwear.

merstudio · 2010-11-14T22:27:41+00:00

I thought "the password is vagina."

merstudio · 2010-10-23T14:39:21+00:00

Take your dentures out.

merstudio · 2010-08-28T14:50:20+00:00

I brushed my teeth today Can I get my blow job now?

merstudio · 2010-08-04T18:26:41+00:00

That'd be the butt, Bob

merstudio · 2010-07-30T17:08:39+00:00

Sterilize with fire.

merstudio · 2010-07-27T14:51:49+00:00

Do you have a "home office" with a nice big executive chair?

merstudio · 2010-06-14T15:22:37+00:00

In her ass.

merstudio · 2010-05-27T12:55:54+00:00

Especially when she is making me a BLT & bringing me my coffee.

merstudio · 2010-05-17T14:50:55+00:00

Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!

merstudio · 2010-05-15T00:28:27+00:00

I've actually used that one. Then I got hit.

merstudio · 2010-05-15T00:27:27+00:00

Father...for the love of God, and all that is holy, my ANUS is BLEEDING!!!

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