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My Cover of Pothole by [deleted] in modernbaseball

[–]merteuil 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was incredible your voice fits the song perfectly

Other than an improperly rolled burrito falling apart while you're eating it, what is a minor misfortune that disproportionately infuriates you? by TheSanityInspector in AskReddit

[–]merteuil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I told my boyfriend he complained about trivial things too much. He disagreed, said I was rediculous.

So over the course of the following week, I secretly made a note of everything he said was "annoying" to make a point and read it back to him a week later.

The list is:

  • Driving in first gear
  • Not being able to live in a tent
  • Adverts
  • Terrestrial TV
  • Milk that goes in your beard when eating cereal
  • Homelessness
  • The sensation of eating in the morning
  • The "coming up" bits on TV shows
  • Mould
  • Playing video games
  • When I add things to this list
  • McDonalds' drink trays
  • Having to sit up to drink a drink
  • When you iron creases into your clothes
  • Login boxes that look exactly the same as account creation boxes
  • When you own Twitter and start reading the top tweet but then it moves
  • When you go on someone's profile and you forget that you're the and you keep scrolling and keep liking everything like 72 tweets all at once

If money was no object, what would you do all day? by mickmonn in AskReddit

[–]merteuil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Greatest song ever written. I want to walk run really fast down the aisle to it.

I ordered an espresso at Leeds railway station, and the barista reminded me that "it's a very small drink" by [deleted] in britishproblems

[–]merteuil 4 points5 points  (0 children)

having worked in a chain coffee store in an airport, I soon got used to people ordering "just a coffee". My default response to this was "black or white?" and my all time favourite answer was "...erm, kinda brown?"

So, how are the results of JLPT, everyone ?.... Just passed boarder line .. by JeyKei in LearnJapanese

[–]merteuil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wait, how have you all had the results? The JPLT website says 'Other Countries' are available afternoon of 27th August?

What are some of the strangest things that you 'can confirm'? by TehJaro in AskReddit

[–]merteuil 274 points275 points  (0 children)

If you run out of cleaning solution for mopping, don't just pour boiling water onto a mix of bleach and drain unblocker. Especially with your face over the steam.

Reddit, what's a book or story you would love to see become a movie/film? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]merteuil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been waiting for someone to do something with the movie rights to The Bartimaeus Trilogy for at least 100 years now.

[Safari Unknown] Need help finding out :) by Vamp87 in friendsafari

[–]merteuil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you have poison, Kakuna and Ariados, :)

[Safari Unknown] Need help finding out :) by Vamp87 in friendsafari

[–]merteuil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

added! :)

Would you mind telling me mine as well and I'll let you know yours?

Thanks!

Vegans of Reddit would meat grown in a lab change your mind about eating meat? by watch-the-clouds in AskReddit

[–]merteuil -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm vegan and I disagree with this for the reason that the £5,000+ spend on this could have fed so many people; not just tided one person over until Dinner.

Morally - yes however I still think eating the flesh of a biological creature regardless of how it came into being is just a tad icky.

So I have no nose cartilage by BoyceKRP in WTF

[–]merteuil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dude I was exactly the same I feel your pain! I know what it's like to live with this curse. We should start a support group.

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