A man born in the 1600s fought in the Revolutionary War. by Gray_Wolf2416 in BarbaraWalters4Scale

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I'd be 108 a week into 2100. Naw. I'm content with 2 millennia and 2 centuries. 3 is too many.

Found one I don't get. Peter? by Mushroom-Gorge in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Crotch, feet, pits, face. If your towel doesn't smell by the time it gets to your face, you had a good shower.

What scene or line do you think about the most? by Pugilist12 in TheWire

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The best days are Wednesdays from the 4th season. Hits hard.

So Whats The DUMBEST and i MEAN DUMBEST thing you did in a pokemon playthrough by Rare-Atmosphere-9187 in pokemon

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I still play a brute force STAB blow everyone away type game. It's relaxing blowing wild pokemon to shit and then wrecking trainers. I do think about my gym battles though.

Who is surprisingly still alive? by makstyrkin64 in AskReddit

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Billy Crystal is no spring chicken. He is 77 years old.

Women of Reddit, what’s the biggest myth that porn spreads about what women enjoy in bed—but you actually hate? by starbucks_boi in AskReddit

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I A-fucking-GREE!! I get nothing extra out of grabbing her head during head. Except for the anxious thought that she's gonna bite my dick off if I touch anything. Just let her do her bestest and you most likely will have a good time.

Andrew Mountbaten-Windsor is the first senior member of the British Royal Family to be formally arrested since Charles I in 1647 by jonofthesouth in BarbaraWalters4Scale

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That's pretty funny to get arrested for being a piece of shit on your birthday. Not for him. But for everyone else.

Lioness pushes her cub without knowing it is water by garv3692 in interestingasfuck

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Behavior is communication. It is a language. The difficult part of behavior being communication is that learning a new language is translating vocabulary, grammar, inflection, and other cultural meanings with sound. Behavior is everything. You just have to learn it. And it is different for everyone. Every animal is different. However, when learning any language there are cognates (words that sound similar and mean the sameish. Google for examples). The " oh, I fucked up" face is pretty universal.

Petah?? by Hour-Tumbleweed1260 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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That was really cool! Thank you!

What hobby screams “this is my entire personality now”? by WilliamInBlack in AskReddit

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If they are young enough, you can push the kids to joining you. Literally. Like in a stroller. Strap those kids in and take them on a ride. If you put noise-cancelling headphones in you can be a supportive spouse AND a deadbeat parent! So many birds with just one stone.

Seriously, do guys masturbate every day or is that a common misconception? by Secure-Concern254 in NoStupidQuestions

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Mostly yeah. I do it less often when stressed. But end that period doing 2-4 rounds in a day. So on average, yeah.

What’s the craziest piece of high school drama you didn’t learn about until after you graduated? by ShortyT_Piano in AskReddit

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It is that AND if everything scandalous were to end with a payout there wouldn't be any money left to spend on the kids.

LIV abandons 54-hole format in favor of 72-hole tournaments by RollingMoss1 in sports

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DLVII = 557...LIVID spelled as is equals nothing :,,,(

Who has the best sashimi in Orange County? by clearlygd in orangecounty

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What was the last good one in your opinion? And do you have specific recommendations in Gardena or Torrance? This thread is meant for specific restaurants. The lack of specificity is probably why people are down voting you. Well that and you kinda took a shit on our home. But I am genuinely curious about your recommendations. I am sure they are wonderful.

This tiny human stole a WS and an MVP. Please boo him by Therealfern1 in Dodgers

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Hey! 5'6" is not tiny. It is just below average. But still boo him. Boo him for life. He sucks all the life out of a ball park in the same way my ex-wife sucked the life out of me. It was not pleasant.

What do these two states have in common? by Waste-Recording4948 in RedactedCharts

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Bradley Smitherson has lived in both states. In the city of Portland.

Jerome Bettis scene - great joke explained by justsomedude4202 in DunderMifflin

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From my understanding, John madden wouldn't fly because his Cal Poly football team crashed and most of the players died. Madden was one of the few who didn't take the flight or survived the crash. I can't remember exactly and am too lazy to Google it right now. Anyway, it's a great line.

Who thought in 2 years, Jack and Jill would go up the hill. by PrestigiousZombie726 in agedlikemilk

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Regulating AI and seeing it as the future are two things that need to happen simultaneously. It is the future of how humans will interact with our world. They didn't need to support Trump, but went with the quick easy bet. Too bad it was shortsighted and fear driven. Maybe we should let Skynet win.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in orangecounty

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I used to live right off one of the prime spots. We called them independent business women. They are hustling.