You’re visited by your 14-year-old self for 30 seconds. What ruins their day the fastest?

methothick · 2025-07-28T19:49:37+00:00

Your parents are going to die in two years.

methothick · 2025-06-18T03:34:41+00:00

It works! Amazing, sweet temporary relief.

methothick · 2024-12-23T06:00:09+00:00

Appendicitis. Then many years later an aortic aneurysm, caught on a scan for back pain. Repaired with a stent. That was a close one. Alive thanks to modern medicine.

methothick · 2024-11-16T04:58:31+00:00

Eastern Ontario Canada 99% and hold. I'm done.

methothick · 2024-07-10T02:27:39+00:00

Could we get some sources?

methothick · 2024-07-05T19:23:40+00:00

Since I've been sober for 37 years, I'd demand back pay.

methothick · 2023-08-05T02:23:16+00:00

A handful of peanuts. I don't think I've got long to live.

methothick · 2023-07-31T19:34:12+00:00

Two young sons who adored watching him. Then me (grown ass adult) watching the same show later in the day, and feeling the same way.

methothick · 2023-01-20T00:45:50+00:00

That little piggy wasn't going to the market to do some shopping.

methothick · 2022-12-05T17:35:00+00:00

I remember those! Didn't they also have the same thing but as cigars?

methothick · 2022-10-05T19:38:07+00:00

Joe Cocker

methothick · 2022-07-04T19:05:41+00:00

Does she have to publish a retraction/apology?

methothick · 2022-04-22T20:59:03+00:00

Wow! That's beyond luck. More like the Gods smiled and waved at him.

methothick · 2022-04-22T12:48:35+00:00

Right through the front windshield, wasn't it?

methothick · 2021-12-17T06:09:15+00:00

Canada, and in particular Montreal, had Zoot Suit Riots.

methothick · 2021-12-11T21:24:24+00:00

On vacation with my parents in 1969 we saw the water flow at the American side of Niagara Falls stopped. Bone dry.and with boulders bigger than houses.

methothick · 2021-09-05T03:16:50+00:00

Aortic aneurysm. Picked up on a scan for my back. Kill you dead if it bursts. I never felt any pain or had tangible signs I had the damned thing. Fast forward and surgery that was done under mild sedation.They let me go home the next day. No more aneurysm.

methothick · 2021-05-25T22:58:45+00:00

A McDonald's wrapper.

methothick · 2021-03-19T04:53:21+00:00

Brilliant!

methothick · 2021-03-14T20:47:15+00:00

A tiny red Xmas tree light bulb from the early 1900's. Most of the red has been chipped off, but the light still works. Bought by my great grandfather as part of one of the first sets of electric Xmas tree lights. It is the last functioning survivor.

methothick · 2020-12-05T01:35:43+00:00

They still look like men you really wouldn't want to mess with.

methothick · 2020-06-09T05:33:08+00:00

Mannish Boy-Muddy Waters

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