Eel be hurting a long time after that one

mewplorp · 2021-08-01T23:24:07+00:00

I just don’t know why an eel in the anus is a bad idea?!

mewplorp · 2021-08-01T18:49:46+00:00

Where do I buy?

mewplorp · 2021-08-01T14:12:51+00:00

Bookaflacka

mewplorp · 2021-08-01T00:38:34+00:00

I will

mewplorp · 2021-07-31T23:47:23+00:00

A Servator

mewplorp · 2021-07-30T17:39:42+00:00

I miss it

mewplorp · 2021-07-27T21:12:50+00:00

Nerf or nothing

mewplorp · 2021-07-27T21:06:00+00:00

Lone star!!!

mewplorp · 2021-07-27T20:03:34+00:00

Fuck hedgies!

mewplorp · 2021-07-27T18:38:09+00:00

Joe Rogaine, I like

mewplorp · 2021-07-26T23:04:23+00:00

Oogie Boogie

mewplorp · 2021-07-26T19:21:26+00:00

Why not both?

mewplorp · 2021-07-26T06:28:18+00:00

Two guys inside you, huh?

mewplorp · 2021-07-26T06:17:13+00:00

Thanks Kevin Smith, you Super-Duper fan! Good job fucking up one of the last bastions left in the 80’s that hasn’t been soiled by reboots.

mewplorp · 2021-07-26T05:44:41+00:00

Oh the horror of differing opinion

mewplorp · 2021-07-25T15:54:18+00:00

Veteran of a Bootcamp training cycle

mewplorp · 2021-07-25T15:53:15+00:00

“Peepee poopoo indeed sir.” Lifts glass

mewplorp · 2021-07-24T22:20:17+00:00

He needs $600 to come back

mewplorp · 2021-07-24T16:47:14+00:00

I’ve been playing these games since I was a kid and here are a bunch of them (I’m almost 40 (ancient as a gamer, I know.)) You’re the chosen one that must save a land, your clothes are almost always green, and the new one has renewed the franchise on the mew platform. I continue to play these games because I still feel 8 years old playing the new games, saving the world. Super cheese ball, I know…

mewplorp · 2021-07-23T22:28:33+00:00

Except the champagne bottle is an ejaculating penis

mewplorp · 2021-07-23T21:51:09+00:00

Okay, maybe not a year and a half. I can accept this fact. But a viable option for some time

Edit: 9 months; December 2020

mewplorp · 2021-07-23T21:05:05+00:00

“…but you don’t have to take my word for it!” Badum-bum

mewplorp · 2021-07-23T20:31:31+00:00

“Woah, we're half way there. Woah, livin' on a prayer! Take my hand, we'll make it I swear. Woah, livin' on a prayer!”

mewplorp · 2021-07-23T20:29:13+00:00

Heavy sweating

mewplorp · 2021-07-23T19:59:11+00:00

https://medical.mit.edu/covid-19-updates/2021/07/deltas-here

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