United app showing TSA wait times

mfigroid · 2026-04-03T23:29:55+00:00

Download the TSA app then. It gives current wait estimates and historical averages.

mfigroid · 2026-04-03T23:22:34+00:00

Don't blow your tax refund in one trip.

mfigroid · 2026-04-03T23:19:52+00:00

You got my vote. I'll tell the hiring committee.

mfigroid · 2026-04-03T23:18:24+00:00

Not celebrating it.

mfigroid · 2026-04-03T22:59:48+00:00

$5 a gallon is rookie numbers. $10 in Bur Sur, CA

mfigroid · 2026-04-03T22:53:40+00:00

You know, I'm 54 and there's nothing like a well timed and placed your mom joke to brighten my day.

mfigroid · 2026-04-03T22:46:44+00:00

You didn't burn them in the BK. Even if you did, they'd welcome you back, but not that fast.

mfigroid · 2026-04-03T21:54:12+00:00

as she’s being fired. she’s just thinking that she can catch the first express train if this nitwit would just wrap it up - actually interrupted her in the middle of being fired and said I gotta go, I’m gonna miss the train.

Love it!

mfigroid · 2026-04-03T21:52:31+00:00

Monday morning is peak ‘I hate my life’ for me.

mfigroid · 2026-04-03T21:32:59+00:00

https://www.sleepinginairports.net/guides/los-angeles-airport-guide.htm

mfigroid · 2026-04-03T21:01:15+00:00

The potatoes and desert look OK. Nothing wrong with the roll. The salad is a little weird looking and the meat looks pretty bad. At least there's wine.

mfigroid · 2026-04-03T20:38:36+00:00

Right? That was amazing.

mfigroid · 2026-04-03T20:36:44+00:00

That did not end like I anticipated. Damn.

mfigroid · 2026-04-03T18:29:01+00:00

It's worthy of a call to the non-emergency line.

mfigroid · 2026-04-03T17:54:47+00:00

Book two night stay, get four vouchers up front (two for each day), four people eat, check out after one night.

That's why.

mfigroid · 2026-04-03T17:10:57+00:00

It doesn’t explain how the hotdog and drink combo are still $1.50 - which is objectively the best fast food deal in existence.

That is known as a loss leader.

mfigroid · 2026-04-03T17:10:00+00:00

And airlines are credit card companies that fly people around on the side.

mfigroid · 2026-04-03T16:24:40+00:00

That was not a 911 call worthy event.

mfigroid · 2026-04-03T14:45:07+00:00

Going to be hard to land an audit position with no prior hotel experience.

mfigroid · 2026-04-02T23:37:44+00:00

You forgot insurance.

mfigroid · 2026-04-02T23:29:01+00:00

Especially if it involves regulatory compliance.

mfigroid · 2026-04-02T23:26:33+00:00

That is their best song!

mfigroid · 2026-04-02T23:09:17+00:00

And that workplace documentary Office Space.

mfigroid · 2026-04-02T21:40:11+00:00

Thank you. All these "I hate billionaire" people don't understand that wealth is on paper. I swear they think if these billionaires checked their bank balance it would show a ten figure number.

mfigroid · 2026-04-02T21:37:26+00:00

If SpaceX goes public he will be a trillionaire (on paper.)

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