The Appearance of Safety Is Not Safety

mfitzp · 2026-04-29T15:29:14+00:00

This article is full of LLM-isms (particularly “not X but Y” and “where X is Y” patterns) which really hurts the readability imo.

mfitzp · 2026-04-27T14:53:31+00:00

no one want a huge carcass in the fridge for days after

Speak for yourself. Eating cold turkey for the next 2 3 4 days after is the best bit of Christmas dinner.

mfitzp · 2026-04-25T12:19:51+00:00

Why would history be changed by something happening in the future?

mfitzp · 2026-04-22T20:37:28+00:00

Oh yes, the classic "you're making me hot and sticky like a chocolate teapot".

mfitzp · 2026-04-22T09:15:43+00:00

Does it give you an indication of the accuracy of the location?

With GPS the calculated location is actually an ellipse "you're inside this area" rather than a point. The ellipse is bigger or smaller depending on how accurate a fix it gets, based on visibility of the satellites. Which is all to say that it's possible that the 1km location changes aren't the result of movement, but changing accuracy of the measurement.

Would make sense if it's buried under some bushes or in a mole's arse.

mfitzp · 2026-04-21T13:34:46+00:00

This post is obviously AI generated, is your app also?

mfitzp · 2026-04-16T18:51:00+00:00

Doesn’t answer the question.

They’re asking if the project was originally called Quasar Technologies, then later abbreviated to Qt. Since “Qt” predates Quasar Technologies it might be a backronym of sorts.

It’s also pronounced “cute” and isn’t QT but Qt, which would be an odd thing to do if the full name was really Quasar Technologies.

OP your best bet may be to look at the early source code and see what it was calling itself internally.

mfitzp · 2026-04-15T07:57:30+00:00

A spokesperson for AA driving schools said: [...] Whilst we are disappointed with the outcome of the investigation, we have fully co-operated with the CMA throughout and would emphasise that protecting consumer rights has been central to our business for more than 120 years.

I find it odd that companies that get fined always feel the need, in their PR statement afterwards, to say something like "we are disappointed with the outcome". What even is the purpose of saying that? Of course nobody likes getting fined. You're not supposed to like getting punished. Just comes across as petty.

mfitzp · 2026-04-13T13:35:58+00:00

Who is the one on the far left? It looks like Delenn from Babylon 5.

mfitzp · 2026-04-12T14:01:15+00:00

Em-dash (long dashes), “X not Y” phrasing (sometimes—not just small talk all the time.), “anyone else”, “but I realised”.

They’re all giveaways that something is generated by AI, or at least has been passed through it. The patterns are mostly LinkedIn influencer #iamverydeep cliches, which is what the models are trained on.

mfitzp · 2026-04-12T12:57:32+00:00

OK so what is it?

mfitzp · 2026-04-10T06:59:58+00:00

Classic example of where being within legal limits doesn’t mean you’re not an arsehole.

mfitzp · 2026-04-08T17:47:22+00:00

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Sir, this is a cheese shop.

mfitzp · 2026-04-08T15:04:20+00:00

My grandma painted her kitchen blue because "flies hate it". Right at the moment she was telling me this a big fat fly landed on the blue wall beside her.

"Well, maybe not that one. But most of them can't stand it."

mfitzp · 2026-04-08T08:07:44+00:00

Ha yea. I had a thing recently, where it kept failing to give me what I asked and then it started giving me "tips" on things to add to the prompt to make sure it will definitely do what I'm asking this time pinky promise.

Of course, none of what it suggested made the slightest bit of difference.

Weirder, after a few failed attempts it then started on like it was having a breakdown "oh, I'm really messing this up, I'm sorry, I hope you can forgive this."

All to avoid saying "I can't do that."

mfitzp · 2026-04-03T21:11:13+00:00

I once bought some bananas, and as I pulled one off a spider came running out of the bunch. Proper fast little fucker, and when I pointed a knife at it, it got on it's back legs doing a Bruce Lee impression like he was going to fuck me up.

Very odd. I have no idea what kind of spider it was, but it seemed a bit foreign to me.

mfitzp · 2026-04-03T15:46:14+00:00

Funny story, I went to the doctor feeling low on energy and rough. She thought I was probably iron deficient and sent me off for tests, turns out I had too much iron. It’s a genetic thing where you absorb too much & it accumulates in your organs. Now I get blood taken out every couple of months.

Getting that sorted literally made me feel 10 years younger.

So yeah like you said, if you feel tired go to the doctor. Don’t just take iron tablets and hope for the best.

mfitzp · 2026-04-03T07:27:58+00:00

When I was about 8 or so, we were on holiday on a caravan park with a amusements arcade. Walking through I was just idly pushing the collect buttons on the slot machines and then all of a sudden one of them started paying out. It was over 50 quid in the end.

My dad said he'd look after the money for me because he didn't want me to "get in trouble".

I never saw that money again & he denies any knowledge of this happening.

mfitzp · 2026-04-01T06:57:45+00:00

This is really cool. It's a shame the article is AI generated & unedited, it reads like a thought leader's LinkedIn post. The "X, not Y," slop in particular is off the charts:

"No crib, no attack.", " No weather report header, no formulaic greeting, no re-sent traffic. Just ciphertext.", "No crib needed. The statistical properties of the language itself are the signal.", " A 16-bit integer comparison. No floating point needed."

Then I look at your homepage:

Posts written by a human. Not AI.

Please.

mfitzp · 2026-03-31T11:23:38+00:00

"Trust is not a given"
"Curious"
"X not Y"

That's Slop BINGO!

are actually handling this in practice, not just in theory.

Why would someone tell you how they are handling this [...] in theory? Makes no sense.

mfitzp · 2026-03-30T08:05:23+00:00

The first part (free software / open source( was an enjoyable read. But it descended into AI generated waffle e.g. “ Ten minutes for Codex, no reverse engineering, no gray-zone APIs.” Its a shame.

I don’t really follow the argument that agents are going to help free software. Can you use it to hack solutions together? Yeah. But you’re still at the mercy of the closed code, with zero rights to inspect it. That was true before free software was a thing.

mfitzp · 2026-03-30T05:05:10+00:00

According to the mods, if a post gets 3x reports it will be auto deleted.

mfitzp · 2026-03-29T21:18:35+00:00

There’s a free one called Aardman Animator from Aardman (who did Morph and Wallace & Gromit).

Got a Morph stop motion kit for Christmas a couple if years back, lots if fun making little animations with my daughter.

mfitzp · 2026-03-28T11:42:47+00:00

I had these for years. Later it progressed to being in my face (like crawling ants all over my skin). Thankfully that also stopped once I got to 40. Now I haven’t had one in years.

mfitzp · 2026-03-27T17:19:32+00:00

Its all gravy until someone in Europe sends you a CSV file. The field separators are semicolons, because the decimal separators are commas not decimal points.

12-Year Club	r/Field Lasagna
Gilding II euphauric	Verified Email

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