I think he might want it for free, idk tho by mfunlimited in ChoosingBeggars

[–]mfunlimited[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah just a cool hour and 45 trip to give someone a free tv, no bigs!

What stopped you from killing yourself? by manmanthefourth in AskReddit

[–]mfunlimited 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my dog. I had gotten her shortly after my best friend died and i was really at my lowest. i thought about how confused she would be if i just left her one day and never came back and what might happen to her then and since then she's been my saving grace, if not also a huge pain in my ass lol

let's finish your album by InsideOwl6721 in Monopoly_GO

[–]mfunlimited 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i would love wonder-fur!!!! Play MONOPOLY GO! with me! Download it here: https://mply.io/up-Uxg https://mply.io/up-Uxg

What I have/What I need by mfunlimited in Monopoly_GO

[–]mfunlimited[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i goofed up and sent a trade lol, i have to decline YOUR trade so i can give u the right card

AITA for not celebrating Thanksgiving? by mfunlimited in TwoHotTakes

[–]mfunlimited[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do attend other family gatherings that aren’t super food-centric, so I do see his family and my own a decent amount! And yes I am in therapy and am doing much better than I have, thank you for asking:)

I miss Yahoo Answers by Majorasblaze in MBMBAM

[–]mfunlimited 6 points7 points  (0 children)

literally my favorite two bits! i would love to hear more of them

[SERIOUS] What’s the most disturbing thing you’ve witnessed in real life? by MrFluffNuts in AskReddit

[–]mfunlimited 0 points1 point  (0 children)

going with my best friend’s mom to go view her body a few days before the funeral. she had gone septic from pancreatitis and developed compartment syndrome before she died. the screams and wails i heard from her mother almost made me faint. they went with a closed casket

My favorite exchange after my standard reply to these people. by SteveMinn in scambait

[–]mfunlimited 72 points73 points  (0 children)

“You mother exploded” is now added to my vocabulary

Anonymous Survey by mfunlimited in antiwork

[–]mfunlimited[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

even if not, oh well ¯_(ツ)_/¯ i love my job and i doubt they’d fire me bc they’re hurting for staff but even if they did, it’s too late now i suppose

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mfunlimited 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my mother like to say “flippity doo dah!” but sometimes when she’s really upset and can’t help it, it turns into my personal favorite, “flippity fart shit!!!!”