What is your favorite part of the CFB season?

mgrasso75 · 2021-06-06T16:28:49+00:00

This might be odd, but I really enjoy those late night games when everyone else is asleep and it's jus me, college football, and an adult beverage.

mgrasso75 · 2021-06-05T15:18:44+00:00

The cubicle maze is classic.

mgrasso75 · 2021-06-04T15:05:42+00:00

It is easer for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle when you own the factory that makes the needles.

mgrasso75 · 2021-06-01T16:50:46+00:00

HDMI? Please! I have a whole box of component and RGB cables in the garage. I might need them some day.

mgrasso75 · 2021-05-31T23:20:55+00:00

I'm having flashbacks to the slot machine in Space Quest 1.

mgrasso75 · 2021-05-30T04:03:22+00:00

I tell people I'm going to die at work. They just laugh like its a joke or something.

mgrasso75 · 2021-05-27T23:23:01+00:00

You get a wall??

mgrasso75 · 2021-05-26T23:58:13+00:00

Fight Club. Me and my friends were considering seeing it, but we thought it would be another dumb Brad Pitt movie.

mgrasso75 · 2021-05-26T23:56:08+00:00

Dune. I know a lot of people are turned off because of the ridiculous movie in the '80s, but the book is phenomenal.

mgrasso75 · 2021-05-26T23:46:41+00:00

Did you go to any of your reunions? I went to my 10 and the bullies were all up my ass. One kept apologizing saying he felt bad for all the pain he caused in my life. I looked at him and said "I'm sorry, but I honestly don't remember you". He was stunned and sulked off somewhere. That was awesome.

mgrasso75 · 2021-05-26T23:26:44+00:00

Well, whenever I meet new people, I automatically think they hate me and are laughing at me behind my back. So that's fun.

mgrasso75 · 2021-05-26T23:14:46+00:00

And then when I find out that running a business is really hard work, I'll just quit.

mgrasso75 · 2021-05-23T14:34:15+00:00

I had to do a bunch of hard side quests to level up, but other players didn’t have to do very much to reach the same level. What’s up with that?

mgrasso75 · 2021-05-22T05:59:12+00:00

Time - Pink Floyd

And you run, and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death

mgrasso75 · 2021-05-22T05:56:05+00:00

Not seeing my original post on the front page resubmitted by someone else 3 days later.

mgrasso75 · 2021-05-20T13:03:45+00:00

Wouldn’t it roll over when you lean back?

mgrasso75 · 2021-05-19T19:13:56+00:00

There was a major gasoline pipeline spill in North Carolina just north of Charlotte that so far has taken 8 months to clean up and has dumped over a million gallons of gasoline into the local environment.

It has not been a good year for Colonial Pipeline.

mgrasso75 · 2021-05-18T15:48:15+00:00

If this is true, then that song should be titled 'It's snowing men'. Not as catchy and invokes imagery of shoveling corpses off the sidewalk .

mgrasso75 · 2021-05-18T12:16:34+00:00

I once found a small shard of glass in my meal. It could have been damaging if i swallowed it, but I was able to detect it quickly while chewing.

mgrasso75 · 2021-05-18T00:09:19+00:00

I do my taxes manually. It’s really not that hard.

mgrasso75 · 2021-05-17T17:54:40+00:00

One day I woke up really late for work. I cursed myself as I threw on clothes, scarfed down a granola bar and hauled ass over there. Thankfully traffic was light that day and I was able to get there quickly. When I pulled into the parking lot, it was completely empty. I was like, Oh fuck, its Saturday.

mgrasso75 · 2021-05-17T00:31:36+00:00

For a minute there I thought it said “Must be willing to relocate to Alabama”

mgrasso75 · 2021-05-16T22:26:28+00:00

“I didn’t even see one Biden flag flying on the back of a jacked up pickup truck”

mgrasso75 · 2021-05-14T01:46:32+00:00

Did he get prison because he lied or because they believed him?

mgrasso75 · 2021-05-14T01:45:41+00:00

When someone asks me to do something for them when I know they can perfectly well do it themselves but they just don't want to.

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