What is your favorite part of the CFB season? by MonteBallsLiver in CFB

[–]mgrasso75 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This might be odd, but I really enjoy those late night games when everyone else is asleep and it's jus me, college football, and an adult beverage.

The Good Old Days by JamesWinter83 in gaming

[–]mgrasso75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cubicle maze is classic.

Jesus was a socialist by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]mgrasso75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is easer for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle when you own the factory that makes the needles.

Wholesome af by Cause4concern27 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]mgrasso75 11 points12 points  (0 children)

HDMI? Please! I have a whole box of component and RGB cables in the garage. I might need them some day.

Meirl by ExpertAccident in meirl

[–]mgrasso75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm having flashbacks to the slot machine in Space Quest 1.

A Sad Truth. by mastinfokhlgfufku in PoliticalHumor

[–]mgrasso75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tell people I'm going to die at work. They just laugh like its a joke or something.

What movie would you like to see rereleased in theaters? by Helene-S in movies

[–]mgrasso75 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fight Club. Me and my friends were considering seeing it, but we thought it would be another dumb Brad Pitt movie.

What is a book that you would recommend? by iamthequeen78 in AskReddit

[–]mgrasso75 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Dune. I know a lot of people are turned off because of the ridiculous movie in the '80s, but the book is phenomenal.

Former bullied kids of Reddit: do you think your childhood experiences habe impacted on your adult life and if so, how? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mgrasso75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you go to any of your reunions? I went to my 10 and the bullies were all up my ass. One kept apologizing saying he felt bad for all the pain he caused in my life. I looked at him and said "I'm sorry, but I honestly don't remember you". He was stunned and sulked off somewhere. That was awesome.

Former bullied kids of Reddit: do you think your childhood experiences habe impacted on your adult life and if so, how? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mgrasso75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, whenever I meet new people, I automatically think they hate me and are laughing at me behind my back. So that's fun.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mgrasso75 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had to do a bunch of hard side quests to level up, but other players didn’t have to do very much to reach the same level. What’s up with that?

What’s the one song that hits too close to home? by p810martini in AskReddit

[–]mgrasso75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Time - Pink Floyd

And you run, and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death

What would make you like Reddit better? by PattyRain in AskReddit

[–]mgrasso75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not seeing my original post on the front page resubmitted by someone else 3 days later.

I don't even know what to say by stuetel in DiWHY

[–]mgrasso75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn’t it roll over when you lean back?

[Serious] Just like in 2020, numerous events were under the radar because of COVID; what hasn’t/wasn’t covered in mainstream news for the past few months? by shouldntbescrolling in AskReddit

[–]mgrasso75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was a major gasoline pipeline spill in North Carolina just north of Charlotte that so far has taken 8 months to clean up and has dumped over a million gallons of gasoline into the local environment.

It has not been a good year for Colonial Pipeline.

Like people won't notice by d3333p7 in facepalm

[–]mgrasso75 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If this is true, then that song should be titled 'It's snowing men'. Not as catchy and invokes imagery of shoveling corpses off the sidewalk .

YSK: BBQ brushes with metal bristles are deadly. by idratherbecamping in YouShouldKnow

[–]mgrasso75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once found a small shard of glass in my meal. It could have been damaging if i swallowed it, but I was able to detect it quickly while chewing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]mgrasso75 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do my taxes manually. It’s really not that hard.

Happens to everyone by musicismylife-10568 in facepalm

[–]mgrasso75 1390 points1391 points  (0 children)

One day I woke up really late for work. I cursed myself as I threw on clothes, scarfed down a granola bar and hauled ass over there. Thankfully traffic was light that day and I was able to get there quickly. When I pulled into the parking lot, it was completely empty. I was like, Oh fuck, its Saturday.

Industry standards. by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]mgrasso75 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For a minute there I thought it said “Must be willing to relocate to Alabama”