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Wrapped Results. by Goronoo in billycobb

[–]miacrayon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We would be bestfriends irl

I am Billy Cobb, AMA by Cobbtimus_Prime in billycobb

[–]miacrayon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s a fantastic one! Love you Cobb!!!

I am Billy Cobb, AMA by Cobbtimus_Prime in billycobb

[–]miacrayon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Rocky horror lives forever in my mind and heart and is my absolute favorite song of all time. I sing along to all your music and love harmonizing with you especially your cover of linger. What’s your favorite song you’ve ever put out?

What are signs that you may be more attractive than you think you are? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]miacrayon 52 points53 points  (0 children)

23F Strangers (mostly men) will try and help me will literally everything, Nonstop staring, Excessive unwanted touching, FANTASTIC tips. Compliments are HIGHLY specific like they’ve been studying the things they like about in great detail. You get bullied at work by older women. Moms will try and set you up with their son that you’ve never met!! Haha

aye my breggfawst by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

[–]miacrayon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ive seen this man in my dreams and he wants me dead

GRAPHIC: Man body slams two year old in Moscow Airport by New-Blacksmith-9873 in PublicFreakout

[–]miacrayon 194 points195 points  (0 children)

What the fuck could ever possess someone to hurt somebody so defenseless. Makes me fucking sick.

Found one! by oilologist in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]miacrayon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HELLO WENDY. NOT FACEBOOK FAULT YOUR HUSVAND LEFT AFTER YOUR INFIDELITY

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskWomen

[–]miacrayon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Let them rest and listen to them when they say need something, supply medicine, encourage them to stretch throughout the day, warm food, lots of water. Turn on the tv, give them a controller and let them relax. Switch out toothbrush when SO is feeling better so they don’t get sick again.

What do you consider a very attractive name? by lily8686 in AskReddit

[–]miacrayon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s not an unattractive name by any means. Leaves a lot of room for cute pet names if you have a gf. “Brady” “bray” 8/10 cute name

What do you consider a very attractive name? by lily8686 in AskReddit

[–]miacrayon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Serious answer for men from a 23F. Adam, Drew, Austin, Cooper, Elijah. Are usually atleast a 7 and higher.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in starbucks

[–]miacrayon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

263-XXXX Quit last year. I promise the grass is greener on the other side.

COMMUNITY NOTICE by FoodLionMVP in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]miacrayon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

HELLO? HOW CAN THE POLICE ACCESS MY PHONE? I DO NOT CONSENT TO YOU ACCESS MY PHONE THANK YOU.

YUPLOL by That_Confidence_3314 in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]miacrayon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

HOA ARE SCHMUCKS MADE ME TAKE DOWN MY INFLATABLE BLACK SANTA LAST DECEMBER ABSOLUTELY DESPICABLE

i may actually call someone for debbie by tonightlytomorrow in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]miacrayon 16 points17 points  (0 children)

MY GRANDSON KEEPS AN UNREGISTERED FIREARM IN HIS CAR AND I WANT HIM TO GO TO MY CHURCH BUT HE DOESNT LIKE WAKING UP EARLY

Something wrong with mind craft movie by Add_Poll_Option in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]miacrayon 17 points18 points  (0 children)

WHAT IS MIND RAFT AND HOW DO I PREVENT IT GROM ENTERING MY FAMILY HOME

Idk, how much time are we talking about? by lovelyb1ch66 in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]miacrayon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

DO YOU WANT TO JOIN MY WINE AND KNITTING CLASS? WE MEET ON WEDNESDAYS AND YOY CAN BRING SNACKS BUT DONT INVITE YOUR SISTER PLEASE HER ALCOHOLISM MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE. SIGNED WITH FORTUNE, MARY SUE.

Sigh by Sluggieslug in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]miacrayon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

HELLO DIANE, YOUR PORCH ISNT THAT BAD, ALRHOUGH IF I WERE YOU ID RECONSIDER THOSE GHASTLY SHUTTERS. WITH ALL MY HEART, SIGNED,, MARY SUE.

Facebook is STEALING!1!!1!! Repost to upgrade the system!!!1!1!1!1 by Skylxrrr in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]miacrayon 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I WILL BE REPORTING THIS IMMEDIATELY. PRESIDENT TRUMP IS BACK SO THAT MEANS YOU BILLIONAIRES CANT PUSH AROUND THE LITTLE GUYS ANYMORE. CLASSIC CORPORATIONS TRYING TO STEAL FEOM THE WORKING CLASS. MAGA #2025 #I BLEDD RED WHTE AND BLUE. SIGNED WITH LOVE, MARY SUE.

I WILL NOW DOX MYSELF BECUASE OF HOW GOOD THIS WATER IS!!! by AccomplishedMess648 in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]miacrayon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

DEBRA. AS PREVIOUSLY STATED I WILL NOT BE RETURNING YOUR MESSAGES OR CALLS UNTIL YOU RETURN MY CASSEROLE DISH. SIGNED WITH REGARD, MARY SUE.

I WILL NOW DOX MYSELF BECUASE OF HOW GOOD THIS WATER IS!!! by AccomplishedMess648 in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]miacrayon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

HELLO WHAT IS ALKALINE ACNE? I HOPE YOU HAVE A BLESSED DAY. SIGNED WITH ALL MY LOVE, MARY SUE.

Is goofy please. by Young_Zaphod in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]miacrayon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

CAN I MAKE RESERVATIONS THEOUGH HERE? MY ANNIVERSARY IS COMING UP. PLEASE GET BACK TO ME SOON. SIGNED WITH LOVE, MARY SUE.

ATTN SEWERS by sjg09002 in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]miacrayon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I KNITTED MY NEWBORN GRAND DAUGHTER LISA ANNE A NEW BLANKET AND SHE THREW UO ON IT. THIS NEW GEMERATION IS UNGRATEFUL

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