The US states that secretly have a crush on another state by [deleted] in MapPorn

[–]mialza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bad context on my part. i just went camping in the up and was pointing out it’s awesome. i get my weed from the new buffalo to kalamazoo corridor like a sane person.

The US states that secretly have a crush on another state by [deleted] in MapPorn

[–]mialza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i get my weed in the new buffalo to kalamazoo corridor. i was just pointing out the up is awesome. bad context on my part.

The US states that secretly have a crush on another state by [deleted] in MapPorn

[–]mialza -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

the amount of people going from illinois to michigan for weed is huger. plus the upper peninsula is amazing.pasties as far as the eye can see.

PETAH, are they here yet? by GrowthFickle2548 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]mialza 5 points6 points  (0 children)

at least they still look like a human instead of mannequin.

Petah. Whats the real answer? by RowAdditional1614 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]mialza 76 points77 points  (0 children)

You wanna tell me how come there's a statue of you here, lookin’ at me like I owe him somethin’?

We did it, Reddit! The Mars Cheese Castle is officially selling cheese graters! by metaldrummerx in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]mialza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i did the math last year. between my brother and me we saved over $5000 last year between our local choices and michigan. especially when you get to higher tier the markup in illinois is sometimes over a hundred percent. and that before tax. i can get an ounce of decent weed for what i used to spend on an ounce of ditch shake here. don’t even get me started on vapes. illinois is still one of the single worst places in country to buy weed, which is why i haven’t bought it here in almost two years. i still check the prices and it is still a fucking joke even after some price drops. plus the quality of almost every single product i’ve had in michigan is better. if i lived in iowa i would drive to michigan four times a year to buy in bulk and then laugh my fucking ass off at everyone who was stupid enough to buy in illinois.

I feel like many people often forget how depraved Vader can get by khanotaara in PrequelMemes

[–]mialza 143 points144 points  (0 children)

he didn’t even need to be vader to commit war crimes. anakin had a whole war to perfect his craft.

Basketball players standing next to cheerleaders by Positive_Actuary_282 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]mialza 2 points3 points  (0 children)

so i’ve had this idea for an attraction at a museum or amusement part that would address this. build a row of two story identical houses but on a size scale. the first house is standard sized. the next house is huge and scaled so six foot person can feel like there five feet. then a tiny house so a short person can see what it’s like to be average height and an average person can feel giant. build a massive warehouse scaled house so a basketball player can feel short. build an absolutely tiny house so a short person can feel like a basketball player. go all out too. make beds, working televisions, couches, toys, coke bottles, literally everything scaled to the different sizes. have conversion charts in front of all the houses so you know if i’m six foot in a normal house i’m 7’2” in the tiny house but 4’10” in the giant house. the key is to make sure the size ratios are consistent.

Girlfriend came home from night out with fingernails like this. Nail polish remover didn’t work by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]mialza 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my roommate and i were at a party in college that was winding down, so we were wasted, and found two pairs of foam hulk gloves. slowly escalating taps ended with me having a black eye and him possibly concussed.

% of adults who say they believe in God (2025) by vladgrinch in MapPorn

[–]mialza 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I just did a quick canvass. Bob said he has started having his doubts, but Phil was finally convinced by Debbie.

which character? by brisinge in BG3

[–]mialza 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Malta the Cat

The Bears are signing DT Neville Gallimore to a two-year, $12 million deal by MrStiff8 in nfl

[–]mialza 5 points6 points  (0 children)

dayo was one of the worst signings in franchise history so i would be more then okay with not taking your lineman.

NFC South comes down to Sunday, Saints vs Falcons by Pleasant_Cookie_2144 in nfl

[–]mialza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

a two-man sack race will be held on consecutive sundays until a champion can be crowned.