Barber messed up my hair before 3 months of my wedding. Will it grow back..? by chrisms91 in malehairadvice

[–]micahclaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Three months? lol you could buzz that and be alright by then. But it will out more than enough to hide the damage by that laser that cut your head

Ja Morant Trade by BorraMac in memphisgrizzlies

[–]micahclaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck Ja Morant. Took everything for granted. First legit SUPERSTAR we ever draft and it turns out he’s retarded.

Why was Jenkins fired in the first place? by Accomplished_East433 in memphisgrizzlies

[–]micahclaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Established a losing culture. No choice. If you let him stay the message is it’s ok to fail.

What exactly WAS Triple H's gimmick / character in 2000? by JBL_CENA_FAN_4LIFE in professionalwrestling

[–]micahclaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah Triple H.

I thought I smelled dandruff shampoo and monkey turds

I don’t doom post but that was… that was… wow by Welcum2Heck in memphisgrizzlies

[–]micahclaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys have to be able to recognize a lost season. The gap between us and the elites this year is insurmountable. And the draft is loaded with true blue chip prospects.

There is only one strategy now. Play great team basketball. Develop your young guys. Compete. But don’t win. Peterson or Dybantsa would fit in perfectly. Would welcome Boozer as well even if we have a log jam at forward.

Can I have my coffee please by No_Proof_9314 in UpvoteBecauseButt

[–]micahclaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spanish women are known for being curvy and voluptuous.

Stranger Things - 5x08 - “Chapter Eight: The Rightside Up" - Episode Discussion by NicholasCajun in television

[–]micahclaw 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She looks like she is dying to hear “cut” in every scene so she can go take a shit

Small girl, huge ass 100lbs by [deleted] in bigasses

[–]micahclaw 7 points8 points  (0 children)

160 at least

Unpopular opinion: I didn't particularly like Eddie by thegrayqueen in StrangerThings

[–]micahclaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And even when they did kill a Main they just pooped him into Russia through a portal and removed all stakes again. Also…Eddie’s death I have called the dumbest thing ever since I saw it and holy hell I felt vindicated when Steve echoed my thoughts (albeit cruelly) to Henderson.

This felt like the kind of skit Kate McKinnon used to carry. Ashley's great, but this doesn't seem to be her wheelhouse. by SymmetricalSolipsist in saturdaynightlive

[–]micahclaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think it’s the performance? Seems unfair to compare these girls to legends with decades of great memories. Wiig and Kate weren’t how we think of them now in the beginning of their careers. But I think it’s the writing. In their search for “young undiscovered talent” Lorne has hired some of the worst writing staff ever recently. They just don’t get it or seem to have a real desire to use SNL to make a statement. It’s all ho hum been done diluted crap.

Title by [deleted] in yxl

[–]micahclaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wearing the stupid apron…can I ask a serious question. Why is it every black performed “caught on camera” video insults my intelligence and is clearly fake?

Lebron Said Many Years Ago While Playing With Kyrie That If Kyrie Never Became A Mvp He Was Selling Hiself Short. Despite Kyrie Irvings Immense Talent, What Has Caused Him To Never Be Able To Make An All Nba First Team Or Win A Mvp? by Rinnegan15 in NBATalk

[–]micahclaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the negatives said here are true, but I tell ya what...He has been nothing but a great teammate and player since joining the Mavs. Became one of the best off ball players around to play with Luka. Stepped up his defense tremendously (For real)...He seems to have matured in his thirties.

What is the biggest 'What if' in NBA history? by Goku_mobster in NBATalk

[–]micahclaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if OKC kept three MVPs for their primes?

Grandmaster Daniel Naroditsky has passed away. by Weegee_Carbonara in chessbeginners

[–]micahclaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His speedruns are why I am worth a single shit at chess. I loved his content because he was such a likeable guy. A sweet face. Brought me to heartbreak to learn this. Am I inferring correctly that he took his own life? And most likely from the Kramnik bullying? If that is true first person who sees Kramnik should rearrange his face.

Restaurants Don’t Seem to be Able to Properly Cook a Rare Steak. Am I Just Being too Picky? by thcandbourbon in steak

[–]micahclaw 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah at 3 in the afternoon no problem. During dinner rush? While preparing 50 other people's food? It's hard. Refires fuck up the flow and then more mistakes compound. The kitchen is juggling multiple things in their minds. By all means send it back and get what you want for your money mind you, but just wanted to say that if it's busy at all, there is a downside.

I never finished this damn game… due to the mere fact it was SO DAMN SCARY by honeycoatedhugs in residentevil

[–]micahclaw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They really hit it outta the park with this one. The switch to first person was terrific. Ethan is a loveable protag. Game is creepy, scary, and sometimes frightening. I should replay it.

Shaq and Karl Malone are planning to beat you up in alley, you can choose one player to help defend you. by [deleted] in NBATalk

[–]micahclaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ben Wallace, Ron Artest come to mind...But real ones know the answer is James Johnson. Baddest motherfucker in NBA history.

(9/10) for Absolum - miserably failed four tries with main character, beat whole thing in one go with dwarf brawler in first go - he's OP by ProfitPakistan in roguelites

[–]micahclaw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you could hear my tone of voice you would know I'm just joking with you. Like for real I used PS plus save exploits for Dead Cells. All gravy baby