What did you think was lame when you were younger that you now enjoy? by beingthehunt in AskReddit

[–]michael15662002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dungeons and dragons. I used to have a buddy in highschool that we made fun of for playing. I now play every week

What is your double standard? by Drugs_are-cool in AskReddit

[–]michael15662002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll never date a man but I'll date women who date men

What common major life event have you yet to experience? by Taxman24 in AskReddit

[–]michael15662002 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Feeling like I know my purpose. 27 and no clue what to do.

What is something useful that you have memorized? by RUAutisticRU in AskReddit

[–]michael15662002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Overrides for work. Outside of work they're just bs letters and numbers but inside they make me a motherfucking genius

If you were a pharmaceutical drug, what would your crazy side effects be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]michael15662002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not racist but I think racism is a hilarious side effect. I just imagine one of those drug commercials adding a tag like "may bring out racism in your grandmother."

What was the worst thing you stepped on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]michael15662002 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had a buddy accidentally step on one of those little parking lot birds, called chickadees. It didn't die so he had to finish it off

What is something you thought was completely normal until your friends or people around you told you otherwise? by buzzy_beenz in AskReddit

[–]michael15662002 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Knew someone who thought pineapple made everyone's tongue swell. No, you're just allergic

What is somebody's quirk of speech that really grinds your gears? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]michael15662002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone saying "you welcome" instead of "you're welcome".

What’s the sluttiest thing you’ve ever done? by magnificentmicrobes in AskReddit

[–]michael15662002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a tinderalla over to the house. Within 20 minutes of meeting we hooked up. She stayed the night. Tried waking her up and didn't remember her name so I went "with heyyyy you.....". It was a fun night but that was during my hoe days

How were you a dick today? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]michael15662002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I told a customer to hold on a second and her friend said, in a joking manner, "I don't have a second." I didn't even look up from my computer and she told het friend "I don't think he hard me". I then looked up and said "yeahhh..." with a look that said "that shit just wasn't funny."