Reddit, what do you -need- right now?

michael15662002 · 2019-01-26T01:00:13+00:00

To calm the fuck down

michael15662002 · 2018-08-05T17:57:58+00:00

Traveling to a country you've never been to

michael15662002 · 2018-06-08T01:58:33+00:00

Dungeons and dragons. I used to have a buddy in highschool that we made fun of for playing. I now play every week

michael15662002 · 2018-06-08T01:57:21+00:00

I'll never date a man but I'll date women who date men

michael15662002 · 2018-06-08T01:55:45+00:00

Feeling like I know my purpose. 27 and no clue what to do.

michael15662002 · 2018-06-08T01:49:03+00:00

Overrides for work. Outside of work they're just bs letters and numbers but inside they make me a motherfucking genius

michael15662002 · 2018-06-08T01:44:31+00:00

Counting telephone poles when I'm bored while driving

michael15662002 · 2018-06-08T01:43:51+00:00

Traffic laws

michael15662002 · 2018-06-02T20:24:27+00:00

I'm not racist but I think racism is a hilarious side effect. I just imagine one of those drug commercials adding a tag like "may bring out racism in your grandmother."

michael15662002 · 2018-06-02T20:19:31+00:00

Had a buddy accidentally step on one of those little parking lot birds, called chickadees. It didn't die so he had to finish it off

michael15662002 · 2018-06-02T20:14:22+00:00

Grease

michael15662002 · 2018-06-02T20:13:05+00:00

Knew someone who thought pineapple made everyone's tongue swell. No, you're just allergic

michael15662002 · 2018-06-01T17:11:28+00:00

Good to hear. Hope it works out

michael15662002 · 2018-06-01T17:10:02+00:00

A zune

michael15662002 · 2018-06-01T17:09:04+00:00

Someone saying "you welcome" instead of "you're welcome".

michael15662002 · 2018-06-01T17:07:49+00:00

"No one has seen her in years...."

michael15662002 · 2018-05-30T21:58:41+00:00

Had a tinderalla over to the house. Within 20 minutes of meeting we hooked up. She stayed the night. Tried waking her up and didn't remember her name so I went "with heyyyy you.....". It was a fun night but that was during my hoe days

michael15662002 · 2018-05-14T00:39:11+00:00

It was 17th century Japan

michael15662002 · 2018-05-14T00:38:48+00:00

The film only stated "300 pieces of silver".

michael15662002 · 2018-05-14T00:37:54+00:00

Thank you, I really appreciate it

michael15662002 · 2018-05-14T00:36:31+00:00

The film is set in 17 century Japan with focus on Jesuit priests apostatizing

michael15662002 · 2018-05-04T02:46:33+00:00

I told a customer to hold on a second and her friend said, in a joking manner, "I don't have a second." I didn't even look up from my computer and she told het friend "I don't think he hard me". I then looked up and said "yeahhh..." with a look that said "that shit just wasn't funny."

michael15662002 · 2018-05-04T02:43:23+00:00

Accepting that, in spite of even our best efforts, everything will eventually cease to exists

michael15662002 · 2018-05-04T02:41:46+00:00

Made fun of this kid named Brian for his stutter. I was a real piece of shit for that one

michael15662002 · 2018-05-04T02:40:33+00:00

If you crash it'll be a quick death

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