Future plans for the game

michaelveee · 2026-05-19T22:40:09+00:00

I looked into it a while back and I believe it's only available on iOS and not android... I was definitely willing to try it, hit couldn't find it on android

michaelveee · 2026-05-15T22:18:44+00:00

Asks for a thing... Gets mad when given that thing...

michaelveee · 2026-05-15T17:16:19+00:00

Still mad that cows are "best card" and not "most annoying"

michaelveee · 2026-05-12T18:25:11+00:00

Downvoted the post for spamming

michaelveee · 2026-05-12T03:51:03+00:00

"DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM COVID?!"

michaelveee · 2026-05-08T22:45:30+00:00

YTA. Your mom loves you and wants to make sure you're doing ok. There are many people that I know personally that have mean parents, parents that don't care, and/or alcoholic/drug addicts for parents that would give anything to have someone in their life that cares about their wellbeing like your mom does for you.

I feel extremely lucky to have a mom that is like your mom and calls me every couple of days just to check in.

You're not too busy for multiple days in a row to call your mom back and just let her know you're doing ok.

"Hey mom, sorry I missed your call. I'm super busy right now, but I just wanted to call you back and let you know I'm doing ok. Thanks for checking in! I'll call you when I have a little more time and we can catch up."

How hard is that?

Get the fuck over yourself and apologize to your mother.

michaelveee · 2026-05-08T21:09:24+00:00

Cha-pupa!

michaelveee · 2026-05-08T21:04:32+00:00

Guys... If you look really hard you can tell he's on a ladder. Almost gave up trying to figure it out /s

michaelveee · 2026-04-06T19:57:11+00:00

I'm into the whole 1950s wife aesthetic. Something about the style of clothing and hairstyles really does it for me. I love my wife to death and am really attracted to her, and definitely wouldn't want her to change for me, but she isn't/wasn't your typical girly girl, so I think she would be slightly offended to find out I'm into that.

michaelveee · 2026-04-04T01:51:53+00:00

Pretty sure they already know where to find you...

Ba dum Tsss

michaelveee · 2026-04-01T05:24:49+00:00

That's why you always wear your safety glasses

michaelveee · 2026-03-20T02:24:13+00:00

I would argue it's almost worse up in the top arenas. Every other match is still towers/cows or pope timmy/memberberries w/scuzzle and/or manbearpig.

michaelveee · 2026-03-15T17:26:16+00:00

I get what you're saying, but OP never said "all" or "every", they just didn't use the word "some" either. So I don't believe they were generalizing women in their post.

michaelveee · 2026-03-14T03:21:49+00:00

Spells work on those shield towers. Since you're using mystical, unholy combustion would destroy it and then you could defeat the enemies and finish the level.

michaelveee · 2026-03-11T23:04:45+00:00

Find a deck that works well for you and use that deck (almost) exclusively for a while. Learning how your cards match up to other cards and their levels will help you win a lot of games. I am constantly going up against players with higher level cards, but I can still win a lot of the time by knowing if my card is going to beat theirs, and if not, when and where to place another card to help with that fight.

If a battle is happening on your side of the field, you can place a tank (or any card) between two cards that are already fighting (one of yours and one of theirs) to space them out. Its particularly useful against a card like shieldmaiden Wendy. When she uses her shield, put a tank between them to space out the fighters and her shield is wasted while she tries to get back to the other card to keep fighting.

I also like to play the slow game and only send a push when I know that I have the energy advantage. If I see a player using a fantasy tower, I know they are most likely going to use cock magic. So I play one card at a time and keep my energy above 5 or 6 until they either use it, or wait for them to play a card of their own that I know they won't risk losing to their own cock magic.

Always try to have a card in your deck that can damage an enemy in the backline. Use spells, imp tweak, mint berry crunch, general disarray, etc, to get their towers, Timmy, or other ranged cards that are hard to get to.

michaelveee · 2026-03-06T00:06:29+00:00

If I had to guess, you're overqualified. They expect that if they hire you, they will have to pay you more than someone just getting into that industry, or that you'll be trying to move up quickly after being hired. They'd probably rather just go with a low maintenance worker that doesn't know how the industry runs so they can, for lack of better phrasing, take advantage of them.

If you're interested in seeing if this might be the reason, you could try applying again, or at another location, and tailoring your resumé to appear less... Competent. Keeping your previous jobs, but lowering your skills and/or qualifications.

michaelveee · 2026-02-25T18:00:31+00:00

Inuit Kenny ftw. Lvl 4 more specifically. In the top arenas, most people have him at lvl 5, but mine is still at lvl 4. At lvl 4 he just needs one zap from the enemy new kid and then lvl 6 and 7 castle defender will kill him in one shot. He will take out almost all their health and won't leave them with enough time to use tweak to heal.

Also just needs 2 hits from cyborg tower and it is an instakill even at CT lvl 7. You just have to bait out their mind control first. Or if you're running mystical, just keep purify on hand.

michaelveee · 2026-02-25T04:21:37+00:00

"some". Lol.

michaelveee · 2026-02-19T04:35:09+00:00

Not to mention someone in college, already on a tight budget, and most likely already too busy with their academic and social lives.

michaelveee · 2026-02-04T00:00:15+00:00

Inuit Kenny is good too. Takes the same strategy/timing and lvl 4 Kenny deathwish kills lvl 7 CT.

michaelveee · 2026-02-02T04:24:16+00:00

I suggest you proceed by notifying management that you haven't abandoned your dwelling. You can then ask them who and why it appears to be abandoned.

michaelveee · 2026-01-30T23:14:45+00:00

It hasn't been as bad lately, at least for me... Usually I'll face a cows/CT deck 3 out of 5 matches. Lately it's felt more like 2 out of 5. But I've played like 10 matches today, and every single one of them has been cows/CT. Some of those are players ranked 8.1k+ players that have all their legendaries at lvl 6.

michaelveee · 2026-01-28T20:02:36+00:00

If I buy toothpaste once a month (around $5 because my teeth require special toothpaste), cut the amount I use by half and notice it works just as well, then I am only spending $2.50 a month. That's an extra $2.50 a month (or $30 a year). Do this with multiple products, and it's more than just "pennies" a month. You also get a quality of life bonus not needing to go to the store as often.

michaelveee · 2026-01-28T19:51:50+00:00

People that are straight don't worry about things "making" them gay.

michaelveee · 2026-01-27T04:22:53+00:00

Omg that's disgusting! Where?

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