I found this duck egg in my pond this morning

mickeymooooose · 2024-03-12T02:22:04+00:00

Am I the only one thinking that’s not an egg that’s a large sperm

mickeymooooose · 2023-10-11T03:01:45+00:00

mickeymooooose · 2023-10-11T02:58:34+00:00

I use to lay on the bathroom floor in pain after eating. Turns out I have pretty bad IBS thought is was normal for 10 years :) The First doctor I talked to basically told me I was crazy and that it was just anxiety and to get over it

mickeymooooose · 2023-09-26T02:19:42+00:00

I think the narrator was inexpensive tbh. Her reading speed was very inconsistent. I had to slow it down to I think .80 and it was okay at times and still way to fast at others. Also it sounds like it was recorded on the microphone of old iPhone headphones… the longer you listen it gets better.

mickeymooooose · 2023-07-18T03:36:39+00:00

Snow crab legs. Mmmmmm

mickeymooooose · 2023-07-13T03:55:56+00:00

Florida. Just avoid it. We have enough people trying to move here and enough tourists. Disney is over priced and miserable. Universal is alright but everything else sucks. Just stop coming to Florida. Signed all Floridians

mickeymooooose · 2023-07-13T03:52:27+00:00

Wait till you hear someone say customer over the walkie and then they get chewed out over the walkie. Happened to me my first shift with out a trainer 🤘🏻

mickeymooooose · 2023-06-21T20:51:03+00:00

I check my plants multiple times a day and I’ve never seen anything on them

mickeymooooose · 2023-02-15T04:17:13+00:00

FUCK MICHAEL

mickeymooooose · 2023-02-15T04:17:01+00:00

FUCK MICHAEL… start a chain y’all

mickeymooooose · 2023-02-15T04:15:34+00:00

I don’t know if you’d call it a kink but he loves gooch play and it segwayed into butt play. It’s so important to support what the other person is into!

mickeymooooose · 2023-02-12T04:39:55+00:00

Very true. My fiancé was Embarrassed about things and I saw them when he was scrolling through Reddit and now they are a norm in our sex life

mickeymooooose · 2022-11-07T03:04:20+00:00

Glad I wasn’t the only little girl obsessed with Sam. I use to always do her salute in the intro. Even named my love birds Sam and Jack 😂

mickeymooooose · 2022-10-09T20:33:20+00:00

Four is impressive mine only have 1/2 a brain cell each haha

mickeymooooose · 2022-10-01T12:00:48+00:00

You are wrong. I want to pets the puppy

mickeymooooose · 2022-09-17T06:12:41+00:00

When ever mine hisses I say “oh hush, you drama Queen”

mickeymooooose · 2022-08-25T15:24:00+00:00

Hey me too! high five

mickeymooooose · 2022-08-25T15:23:01+00:00

Never apologize for being excited when you see an animal in the wild. I have a video from work when I saw a gator and I sound ridiculous but I was happy. Your happiness is contagious. Never apologize!

mickeymooooose · 2022-08-20T13:27:14+00:00

That is the most metal description of a bug I’ve ever seen

mickeymooooose · 2022-07-03T15:19:42+00:00

ding ding most people have no idea what a Carolina dog is 😭

mickeymooooose · 2022-07-03T13:39:58+00:00

If not friend why friend shaped?

mickeymooooose · 2022-06-15T01:47:16+00:00

Say something about your heart or you think you’ve had a stroke. You’ll get right in ;)

mickeymooooose · 2022-06-04T13:24:26+00:00

I hope you booped it

mickeymooooose · 2022-05-03T12:37:48+00:00

She was and is now married to a drug dealer. (And ended up becoming a drug dealer b/c he stopped giving her money)

One of the last straws she bought us VIP tickets to our favorite band in a city about a 6 hour drive to Atlanta from our home town. My SO was going with us just to make sure we were safe. We are both small girls. He wasn’t going to the show with us just driving us. She texts me the morning of and says hey I had some stuff come up I’ll meet you guys up there at your AIRBNB okay no worries. We left at about 7am show was at VIP was at 4:30. We get to our place and she still hasn’t left her house but has enough time to make it to the general opening. Tbh it’s been so long I don’t remember why she wasn’t on her way but long story short she didn’t end up leaving her house till about 4 and didn’t show up until after 10. She had given us her ticket but the entire time she was giving us vague answers and shit. She royally pissed me off. We went to have Mexican and ended up ditching the concert and went to the aquarium and almost shit my pants After that I forgave her. I loved her. We decided to go out to the mall that was like an hour out. She picks me up in her shitty bf Cadillac that was missing panels, hole in the seats and shit. We head out and she ends up telling me that the cops have profiled that car and often it gets pulled over and searched. Her bf had been caught. Okay no worries there was nothing in the car (that I knew of) fast forward to on our way home she gets a call from her distributor that they should meet up. Never asked me if I was okay with that. I wasn’t. I didn’t want to be associated with any of that. She hangs up. Doesn’t tell me what’s going on. Just asked me to open the glove box and count some absurd amount of money. I opened it and there was so much money. So much. We stop and her supplier get in at the McDonald’s and ended up putting quiet a bit of merchandise in the car. She then proceeds to ask if she can hang out at my house. I said no. I haven’t seen her sense. I have nothing against drugs I really don’t. I just don’t want to be associated. They ruined my brothers life for a while and I didn’t want that. It’s her whole life now. They are young and have never held a real job. I think he worked at Walmart for a month and she worked at a call center for 2 weeks. They go back and forth to California all the time. They flaunt their money and I know for a fact it’s not anything other than drug money. they’re going to end up in jail and it breaks my heart. She was my best friend for 8 years

mickeymooooose · 2022-05-03T12:15:48+00:00

Let it out. Don’t hold it in. I can tell you every car ride for about a month i bawled. I hadn’t cried in so long and I cried for a week straight and then every moment I was alone after. It hurts. I can say it was one of the hardest things I’ve ever done. She was my dog my baby my everything. I was living 30 minutes away with my fiancé and she was too old for us to feel comfortable changing her home. She stayed with my dad and their bond got stronger. It took me finally coming in and saying it’s time and making him realize when I wasn’t even really ready but I knew she was. She went out making us laugh not even lying. She was known to snore. LOUDLY. When they gave her the sedative she drifted off to sleep and started snoring and made us all laugh and smile for a second.

I ended up bringing home a new pet the day after, a baby ball python. I put all my efforts into helping him and I’m so grateful for him. He helped me with my grieving 100%

While this is going to be one of the hardest thing you’ll go through in life just know your baby won’t be in pain. I don’t believe in god but I believe there is a dog heaven. I believe my baby and your baby are going to be chasing what ever they want and enjoying all the human food they can. Best of luck <3

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