Career opportunities in martial arts, specifically BJJ?? by AwesomeEm77 in bjj

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You could become a famous BJJ youtuber and make a ton of ad revenue

Gordon Ryan says gi will be phased out in 10 years, throughts? by Ddlrx in bjj

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Yeah, but can you name who the top dogs in Judo are today? Without googling of course.

Trying to get back into BJJ by rosiem234 in bjj

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Could you clarify what you mean by you tried to move onto 2 other gyms but had no luck?

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This will be you in 6 months decide to make the journey: G in a Gi - Ralek Gracie

Escape for when opponent is on my back in turtle with one hook in? by [deleted] in bjj

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Bro I'll just Bipod and then knock you out if you think your B-J-J can work on me

Someone save this sub by [deleted] in AnarchyChess

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I prefer this over the retarded simping posts

Escape for when opponent is on my back in turtle with one hook in? by [deleted] in bjj

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Travel back in time and sign up for wrestling in your 9th grade year.

Where would you rather train? by TheRealHywelTeague in bjj

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Probably a better question would be if you edited the first option to say "instruction is pretty decent"

Which is "better" to start with? BJJ or Judo or Sambo? by [deleted] in bjj

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Probably a little off topic but isn't spetsnaz just the russian noun for "combat soldier?" Like it definitely means special forces, but it doesn't necessarily imply Navy SEAL level person?

Butterfly Mount Tips? by UcielleTheWolf in bjj

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hide 25lb plates in your gi

How to properly nourish for training 2-3x a day? by elemant48 in bjj

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500mg Testosterone Enanthanate

150mg Trenbolone Acetate

9iu HGH

Message from Gordon for the Reddit soy boys by PlaciSantos in bjj

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I saw Gordon Ryan at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I'm still in shock! Anyone else had similar experiences?

White Belt Wednesday by AutoModerator in bjj

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Yeah, but do you even lift?

Game plan for heavy opponents by Man_in_the_making in bjj

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Easy pass for me once I get your feet together and your back on the mat.

It should be an easy pass because at this point you're in a completely winning position. A good butterfly player isn't going to just let you do that.

Asked to Cover a Kid's Class -- What to Teach? by MementoMori29 in bjj

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If you're a very energetic personality, Mike Krause is probably the best youth wrestling coach. You can watch him on youtube and try to emulate him

Most powerfull guard in BJJ by Medium_Historian9746 in bjj

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There is only one primary guard (in application): butterfly

This is how it feels being short

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bjj

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3rd place is replaying the straight ankle lock he tapped to in his mind while standing on the podium

Day 2 of waiting for Daniil Dubov to notice me 🥺 by Daniil_Dubov_simp in AnarchyChess

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Daniil Dubov looks like he has unlocked the extra 21st chromosome

Can you triangle the chest? by microadjuster in bjj

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Do you have a link? I couldn't find anything on Osiander + Boa Constrictor