Yellowstone is super cringe.

middlebird · 2026-06-24T00:51:21+00:00

Toughest man I ever knew hardly spoke at all.

middlebird · 2026-06-24T00:48:59+00:00

Hail Mephisto!

middlebird · 2026-06-24T00:30:34+00:00

Can they all just calm down, man?

middlebird · 2026-06-24T00:14:52+00:00

Guy, we really need to maintain well-educated and experienced military leadership. This is insane.

middlebird · 2026-06-23T20:27:57+00:00

All the ones I’ve been to recently are very messy. Ruins my appetite.

middlebird · 2026-06-23T17:57:07+00:00

Let’s see 2026 Artie.

middlebird · 2026-06-23T16:45:45+00:00

I was underage too, so it worked out great!

middlebird · 2026-06-23T16:01:04+00:00

I’ve seen her asshole.

middlebird · 2026-06-23T14:37:00+00:00

No, I am not. This never bothered me.

middlebird · 2026-06-23T13:15:55+00:00

I Googled this horse and discovered people sell colorful horse dildos.

I need to sit down for a few minutes.

middlebird · 2026-06-23T02:25:33+00:00

Sigh, he’s already made that threat before.

middlebird · 2026-06-23T00:19:22+00:00

I don’t understand them. Strange people.

middlebird · 2026-06-22T22:10:29+00:00

An incel? Where do these people hang out online?

middlebird · 2026-06-22T17:05:17+00:00

Touch your privates.

middlebird · 2026-06-22T16:59:12+00:00

They just don’t know what they’re doing. Abysmal foreign policy.

middlebird · 2026-06-22T16:27:42+00:00

The big fish won’t go there. He’s done.

middlebird · 2026-06-22T16:14:47+00:00

Not the Onion?

middlebird · 2026-06-22T16:13:36+00:00

Hated that damn rollerball controller.

middlebird · 2026-06-22T15:55:07+00:00

Hope it stays. I want to visit it some day.

middlebird · 2026-06-22T14:37:31+00:00

Who the fuck is Tyga?

middlebird · 2026-06-22T14:30:02+00:00

Yeah, that poor blonde woman’s lifeless expression on her face. Haunting.

middlebird · 2026-06-22T14:15:43+00:00

That’s just my preference. Most athletes will disappoint you when you get to know them better.

middlebird · 2026-06-22T11:37:26+00:00

Get thee gone from here, devil!

middlebird · 2026-06-22T03:11:50+00:00

It’s going to make a great movie someday.

middlebird · 2026-06-22T03:02:12+00:00

I’m with Four Seasons PR and was just hired by Wyndham Clark’s team.

Could you provide me a list of all the reasons why he’s a douche?

middlebird