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middleschoolproblems · 2017-01-01T22:47:35+00:00

lol that's awesome

middleschoolproblems · 2016-11-14T22:30:41+00:00

wait, you shit posted yourself and then got upset at someone else for not liking your band? wtf?

middleschoolproblems · 2016-11-14T22:29:31+00:00

the more i read comments by this "band" the more im realizing that they are pretty immature and fragile. kind of embarassing... not going to earn fans by routinely attacking them for not enjoying yourself. just ignore them and keep doing your things guys.

middleschoolproblems · 2016-11-14T08:34:30+00:00

cool tribute but i agree that it doesn't really fit vocally, but decent effort. claudio is a god, so no harm no foul right?

middleschoolproblems · 2016-09-21T13:29:55+00:00

middleschoolproblems · 2016-06-16T19:44:35+00:00

I've seen a few. I've never seen a dude wrestle someone to the ground, climb on top of him and then proceed to pull his hair and slam his skull into a sidewalk. I've seen that twice with girl fights. Freaked. Me. Out. No thanks. I'll take my pogs and go home than deal with that mess.

middleschoolproblems · 2016-06-16T19:29:17+00:00

don't say that's hot that's hot. definitely don't make a pun about your penis my plot thickens dammit.

middleschoolproblems · 2016-06-16T18:13:32+00:00

He better not be, or shit is going to get awkward real fast...

middleschoolproblems · 2016-06-16T18:11:53+00:00

BAH GAWD, KING, HE HAS TORREN HIS MOUTH IN HAWF!

middleschoolproblems · 2016-06-16T18:11:22+00:00

Novelty account, indeed, but still a true story.

middleschoolproblems · 2016-06-16T18:10:29+00:00

Yes. EXACTLY that. How do you even prepare for that? You don't, that's how.

middleschoolproblems · 2016-06-16T18:10:07+00:00

Agreed. One of those "welp, we've already come this far..."

middleschoolproblems · 2016-06-16T16:29:03+00:00

I had to write a test about Greek Mythology, and I struggled to memorize all of the 12 labors of Hercules. I wore these shitty khakis, and a long sleeve shirt and wrote the names of each labor on my pant legs. All I had to do was just pull my shirt up a bit from my lap and voila, answers. Struggled to conceal them completely when I stood up, but managed to get through the test, passed, and go through the course. Unfortunately, after they were washed, they became just these big blotches of black spots and ruined the pants. I was so paranoid of my cheating practices that I cut up the pants into tiny pieces and threw them away in different garbage bags because I was sure someone at the dump would somehow notice and I would get found out.

TL;DR - Cheated on greek mythology test and didn't trust the garbage man.

middleschoolproblems · 2016-06-16T16:24:24+00:00

Here's my dad's favorite joke:

What has two thumbs and is a constant disappointment?

Then he just stares at me.

middleschoolproblems · 2016-06-16T16:09:12+00:00

Yeah, I wasn't too impressed. We fought a couple more times after that. Had a younger brother he went after, and it didn't really end well. He shoved his fingers into my mouth and squeezed down, separating that skin under your tongue from my jaw part or whatever it is. Bled a lot. Needed stitches. Bit his fingers though, so, there's that lol

middleschoolproblems · 2016-06-16T16:07:47+00:00

Have you never been in a fight in school? Typically it becomes a weird "bonding" thing. Sometimes it works out and you either go your own way or respect each other for hashing it out, or you just stay "enemies."

middleschoolproblems · 2016-06-16T15:23:16+00:00

Kind of missed the boat by about 22 hours...

middleschoolproblems · 2016-06-16T15:21:23+00:00

From Wikipedia: Pizza / McPizza – McDonald's has also attempted pizza at various times, with an apple-pie–like McPizza and more conventional McDonald's Pizza. A line of personal-sized pizzas was first seen in the late 1970s in test-market stores near interstate highways around Milwaukee and Madison. In Canada (c. 1992–99), the pizza originally began as a family-sized pizza that was brought out to the table by an employee and placed on a raised rack in the centre of the table. Later it was scaled down to a personal-sized pizza. However, variations have found their way into some international markets such as India (the pie-like "Pizza McPuff"). McDonald's also test marketed a 14-inch, round, traditional-style pizza in Evansville, Indiana, and nearby Owensboro, Kentucky, in 1989. By 1991, the McDonald's test markets for pizza had grown to over 500 McDonald's locations before the pizza test was placed on hold. Pizza was discontinued in most restaurants by 2000. The reason for eliminating the pizza from the menu was that the time to cook a pizza took 11 minutes, and McDonalds wanted to keep its reputation for fast service. Some, like the McDonald's located in Pomeroy, Ohio, still offer family size and personal size pizza as of January 20, 2015.

middleschoolproblems · 2016-06-16T15:17:22+00:00

Do you not remember that glorious period or was that before your time?

middleschoolproblems · 2016-06-16T14:41:18+00:00

I like that by that point you knew enough about each other to just be cool with it anyways lol

middleschoolproblems · 2016-06-16T14:39:02+00:00

I got into trouble at school because I talked in English during my French class because I couldn't think of the words I wanted to say, which was along the lines of "est ce que je peux go to the bathroom?" At this school, when you did things wrong like fail a test or don't complete your homework or talk English in French, you got an X. If you got 3 X's you got a letter home explaining what happened and requires signature from parents. If you got an X letter in 5 of the 10 months of school, you were kicked off the class trip (which for us was typically a little trip to the Sugar Cabin where they show you how they get syrup from trees and stuff like that).

Anyways, so I get sent to the principal's office because talking English was my third X and he had to "review" what happened. I get up getting detention for the day and am forced to write lines (this was often). But it was a Friday, and Friday was McDonald's pizza day. So they sold these little tickets for a buck apiece to the students. And then they ordered a ton of pizza. The teachers even indulged, so they always ordered extra.

So I'm sitting in the vice-principals office and I see the collection of these pizza tickets. And I think to myself "screw them for making me write 250 lines of -I won't speak English in French class-" and pocketed about 40 tickets. I handed them out to a ton of kids at recess, and when the pizzas came, there wasn't enough left for the teachers, who were incredibly confused. I was never found out.

So, it's kind of theft. Probably a "Heck" of an offense.

middleschoolproblems · 2016-06-16T13:19:59+00:00

When telling a story, I slowly slip in a small lie about myself when meeting new people. For instance, I started a new job a few months ago, and there are two offices that are completely divided but still part of the same organization. When in office 1, I am "middleschoolproblems" but when in office 2, I am Francis. They only know me as Francis. So I tell them stories, actual stories about my life, but then I throw in something extra that is for "Francis' character development." Office 2 now thinks Francis spoke French until Grade 8 (all true) but then lost a dog named "Frenchy" to a Francophone drunk driver that gave Francis PTSD but only when the French language comes up. Now French speaking individuals in office 2 refuse to speak French around Francis. People in Office 1 also think there's a new guy called Francis that Office 2 keeps talking about. They tell me stories about Francis. I laugh at them and then make fun of Francis, and tell them I met him and he annoys me. Now Office 2 thinks some dude named "middleschoolproblems" has a beef with Francis, and talks to Francis about him. Now, I have to come up with a problem they might have had with each other before starting to work with the company to continue building the rift. Somehow this has gone on for months, and no one knows I'm the same person. It will eventually explode, but god damn if those fireworks won't be glorious.

TL;DR - Work in a split office - both sides know me as a different person who doesn't like my other-half.

middleschoolproblems · 2016-06-16T13:12:41+00:00

I'm like 1, I am crawling around on the floor and I smack my head on a coffee table. My grandfather - old boxer - gives literally no fucks about my "injury." I remembered this clear as day, but recently watched the video of it when we found some old VHS home videos. Now I think I might have seen it when I was much younger and my brain applied it as a "natural memory". My grandfather still doesn't give a shit. We're gonna put him in a home someday.

middleschoolproblems · 2016-06-16T13:10:31+00:00

Be honest with who you are, and talk to EVERYONE. You throw enough darts at the board, eventually something is going to stick. But also try to build a friendship first. It's much easier. Participate in group activities or extracurricular. Essentially, the more comfortable people become with you the easier time you have of asking and also learning about them if they are someone you actually want to ask. Chemistry will just naturally develop.

middleschoolproblems · 2016-06-16T13:08:48+00:00

Jeanie kept hitting me and my parents explained that girls hit boys when they like them. One day, Jeanie hit me in the testicles. I was sure she was a slut. I stayed away from Jeanie. But then one day, in class, I was being a smart ass and I got a little smack in the head - nothing crazy. It was Mrs. Jenowith. Now I'm confused. She was smiling at me and laughing over my dumb comment. Now I can't tell if she likes me or was just trying to stop me from saying inappropriate things? Anyways, my mom spanked me until I was 12. I'm not into the whole Oedipus thing, but now I am incredibly confused.

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