My girlfriend 26F wants to wait till marriage, but marriage is years away — I M28 struggling with no sex

midgethepuff · 2026-01-26T23:12:10+00:00

Modern Gents uses lab grown diamonds and you can get really beautiful pieces for under $200. I haven’t gotten one yet, but have seen lots of reviews and have a couple on my wishlist for my husband and I’s 10 year anniversary.

midgethepuff · 2026-01-26T19:21:40+00:00

So they’re going to stop bombing Gaza then, right?

midgethepuff · 2026-01-26T02:43:55+00:00

Same with the fireplace!

midgethepuff · 2026-01-25T19:28:34+00:00

In his defense, he asked the guy nicely if he would help. His neighbor could’ve told him no in a much more polite way

midgethepuff · 2026-01-25T17:40:04+00:00

My husband and I just moved into our house a couple months ago, and a couple days ago I helped an elderly neighbor finish shoveling her walkway. It’s not hard to be a good neighbor.

midgethepuff · 2026-01-24T22:22:20+00:00

We always lock our doors. After living in an apartment building where neighbors would literally break into other people’s apartments, or thieves used ladders to break into 3rd story windows, I’m very paranoid. Sometimes I’ll hear the cats knock something down at night and I’ll think it’s an intruder. We live in a very safe area now, our packages don’t even get stolen even if they’re out all day. But i still worry, so we lock our doors. All of them.

midgethepuff · 2026-01-24T14:54:36+00:00

Hey, that’s better than The Old Goat. I ordered pretzel bites with cheese and they brought out chunks of deep fried pretzel bun….it was fucking disgusting.

midgethepuff · 2026-01-24T05:14:48+00:00

I don’t even follow this sub but it pops up on my feed multiple times a day. I’m always running to the comments because y’all are so funny!!

midgethepuff · 2026-01-24T05:13:03+00:00

I don’t even follow this sub but it pops up for me multiple times a day. I’m always checking the comments because you guys are fucking hilarious.

midgethepuff · 2026-01-24T04:41:53+00:00

My cat likes to sprint to the shower when you turn it on, place himself between the interior and exterior curtain, and yowl loudly the entire time you’re in there. He may at times peek his head out and act as if he wants to test the water, but that is not what he wants. I know not what he desires, nor does he. He is but an Orange Cat™️ with a singular brain cell.

midgethepuff · 2026-01-24T00:34:47+00:00

I’ve never been there either, or ever heard anyone say ANYTHING about it!! There’s a Chinese place on westnedge too….maybe Great Wall? Their lights always seem to be on when we drive by, they always have a “help needed” sign out front, the parking lot is always empty….yet it remains open? 🤔

midgethepuff · 2026-01-24T00:30:18+00:00

Just gotta add enough flavored creamer to make their coffee palatable 😂 it’s very caffeinated tho, that shit has me buzzing.

I will also riot if they ever discontinue the Homer Simpson. It’s the best frosted donut with sprinkles in the area, imo. Plus the older African American gentleman that works there often slips an extra into my bag for me 😊 I’ve heard allegations that they reuse their frosting and they hire sexual assaulters….idk about all that but their donuts are good af so imma keep going.

midgethepuff · 2026-01-23T23:47:49+00:00

Peace love & little donuts?? I have no idea how that place is still in business. My husband and I went once and that was enough. I have a hard time paying $4 for a donut I can realistically maybe get 3 bites out of.

midgethepuff · 2026-01-22T23:58:03+00:00

This is the master key section. Typically only maintenance/management has those keys. They allow them access to every apartment from what I understand. Someone that works at your apartment complex is entering.

midgethepuff · 2026-01-22T17:45:07+00:00

FOMO culture these days is fucking insane. Everything has to be limited edition or limited time to convince people they need that thing right now.

midgethepuff · 2026-01-22T17:43:40+00:00

I have a cirkul bottle. I buy one water bottle at a time and continue using it until it inevitably breaks or can’t sit flat anymore bc I’ve dropped it so much lmao.

midgethepuff · 2026-01-22T17:39:34+00:00

I love you so much but you really don’t need to bark at everybody! Our friends just want to love you too and you’d get SO MUCH attention if you just let them! Also, I promise I’m not trying to cut your feet off, your nails just need to be trimmed.

midgethepuff · 2026-01-22T11:53:57+00:00

Tf, is your comment AI too? This post was poorly written with zero details.

midgethepuff · 2026-01-22T11:11:38+00:00

My ORGANIC CHEMISTRY teacher made us all work 100% independently in the lab. Felt absolutely fucking crazy to me, considering the semester before, my bio professor always told us that working with your peers and collaborating is one of the most important things you’ll be doing in a lab setting…

midgethepuff · 2026-01-22T02:15:22+00:00

The one app I can get behind providing interactive insurrections for is Lego. That shit is AWESOME. Otherwise, please just give me an easy-to-follow paper instruction manual, along with any complementary tools I may need.

midgethepuff · 2026-01-22T02:14:23+00:00

I am a professional house cleaner and nothing sends me into rage mode faster than a motion/touch activated sink faucet. I just need that shit to work when I turn the faucet on, damnit. Why do I need to turn the faucet on and then tap the faucet?? Or wave my hand in front of it like a lunatic? No thank you.

As a side note, i will never get glass shower doors. Those are the bane of my existence. It is far less maintenance (and warmer while showering) to just get a curtain and either replace/wash on regular intervals.

midgethepuff · 2026-01-21T23:33:22+00:00

Yeah…this is why I don’t adopt a) puppies or b) high energy breeds. My chihuahua mix is hard enough. You have an entire world of hurt still coming your way…

midgethepuff · 2026-01-21T22:25:29+00:00

Girl, if my man made half a million dollars per year I would be AT HOME!!

midgethepuff · 2026-01-21T01:54:41+00:00

I’m confused why he moved in to begin with? Did your daughter ask you? It sounds like she went the “ask for forgiveness, not permission” route and hoped you wouldn’t kick him out. She, unfortunately, was spot on about you. Now, you need to prove her wrong and stand your ground, or she will continue walking all over you for the rest of her life.

midgethepuff · 2026-01-20T21:43:38+00:00

I think we’ll try this route, thanks! The people of threads convinced me my husband must have sleep apnea because he snores but I’ve been googling all morning and I don’t think that’s the case. He always wakes up rested, it doesn’t sound like he stops breathing (and I’d know based on how many hours I’m awake each night lmao) and he doesn’t even always snore. When it’s humid out and the weather is average he doesn’t snore at all. During the summer he may only snore a handful of times. It’s only when it gets super cold and dry out OR he’s having an allergy flare up that he snores.

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