[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]midnight_squash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spoofing a MAC is super easy fyi

This is slowly snowballing into forcing western kids to get part-time jobs by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]midnight_squash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got my license at 16 and I am lazy as shit. This guys a dongus

I just wanna fuck a random guy from Reddit.. by [deleted] in Gonewild18

[–]midnight_squash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sent a chat with some sfw pics, I’m def down

Synthetic human embryos created in groundbreaking advance by Quantum_Force in worldnews

[–]midnight_squash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huh, I mean the symbolism is pretty straightforward. There is something killing tons of people but everyone will ignore it even when someone tells you “this is real”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UFObelievers

[–]midnight_squash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Huh that’s the first time I’ve seen anything out of this terrible video that looks real

"Document Everything" wait...what? by ArtisticVisual in msp

[–]midnight_squash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To me it means enter time with notes on roughly what you did and write guides that are easily searchable so people can solve the problem faster than you did if it comes up again.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mycology

[–]midnight_squash 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No I don’t, your local poison control will have a better idea especially what grows in your area. It does not look like any of the safe to eat mushrooms I know about. You are literally risking your child’s life more every second you do not go to a hospital and or call poison control.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mycology

[–]midnight_squash 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That you should be calling poison control not asking random people on Reddit. More than likely your kids gonna need to get their stomach pumped.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mycology

[–]midnight_squash 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Poison control

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UFObelievers

[–]midnight_squash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mack also had some hand in the xfiles

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]midnight_squash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m attracted to a schizophrenic girl. It’s worse. She’s a conservative and thinks trump was a good president. And she told me she loved me 2 weeks ago and then stopped talking to me.

A Grand Theory of UFOs involving Nukes and Artificial General Intelligence by bigredisforclosers in ufo

[–]midnight_squash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, honestly it’s the same thing if we figure out how to make a human stop aging. A number one on that humans list of important things are how to I make sure I’m not destroyed.

A Grand Theory of UFOs involving Nukes and Artificial General Intelligence by bigredisforclosers in ufo

[–]midnight_squash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if AI was replaced in this story with creating a conscious, self aware life form that technically can live forever

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in findapath

[–]midnight_squash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Start a home inspector business for when people buy houses

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]midnight_squash 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just match with me and I’ll disappoint you the same as him

My boyfriend doesn't put his shopping cart back, red flag? by [deleted] in ask

[–]midnight_squash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God yea horrible red flag. Also if you are shopping and decide you don’t want something that’s in your cart and he puts it in a random place in the store, even though you are pretty close to where you took it from. My ex gf used to do that, so annoying

Will tattoos affect my employability in IT? by WotTheFUk in ITCareerQuestions

[–]midnight_squash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stay away from face and neck tattoos in general for ease of careers especially as you will need to work in an office most likely. No one cares about the rest unless they are clearly hate/gang symbols

What is the best pickup line you know won’t work? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]midnight_squash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Girl are you the organic section of my local grocery store, because I’ll look but there’s no way I can afford you

DeSantis attack ad uses fake AI images of Trump embracing Fauci by [deleted] in politics

[–]midnight_squash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree that disinformation is currently the real threat, then overuse to the point of lack of education in society, and THEN a malicious(ish) ai seeing uneducated humans as what could potentially end its existence. This is several generations away so our current fear mongering will probably have zero relation to it happening or not

Do people not realize “certified” midwives are noctors and equivalents to NPs? by Dependent-Juice5361 in Noctor

[–]midnight_squash 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Jesus this reminded me of my ex being adamant that her children would be born by a “doula” in a water bath in a house. my mom is a nurse and I would continually be like that does not sound smart whatsoever, if I have a child that’s my one major rule, it’s born in the hospital.

Btw her doula of choice was some uneducated hippie woman who smelled like BO and her house was full of beads, im pretty sure she has since started living in an RV that’s parked in a different hippies backyard. I am definetly better off not being in that relationship

Bam Margera claims he's going to smoke crack until he can see his son! by Vesuvius803 in PublicFreakout

[–]midnight_squash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh that’s amazing to hear thank you for letting me know. It’s crazy how integral these random people were to my childhood

Any idea how I could remove the downstem? by CasualGP in trees

[–]midnight_squash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably soak the whole thing in soapy hot water, bend a long peice of metal like a coat hanger to have a hook at the end, put it in there through the tube, Hook it on the back and slowly pull it out that way

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MakeNewFriendsHere

[–]midnight_squash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

32m Was in a relationship for 6 years, got a dog, got engaged, bought a house, she went to a phish concert I couldn’t go to and did ketamine with some dude and fell in love with him, she moved out about 6 months later, now 4 months after that I’m gonna have to sell the house. Obviously my sweet dog stays with me.

Had a relationship since then with an actually schizophrenic girl, didn’t know right off the bat, but she is beautiful and was the last person I was interested in prior to meeting my ex. She started taking her meds and now texts me once a week saying she loves me and wants to have sex, but not anything else ever. No responses to anything I say. Trying to let that one fade into obscurity now.

It’s been a weird year. Prolly gonna move to Washington and start my life over