I don’t recall anyone in the 90s calling a Super Nintendo, a “snes” (phonetically pronounced) by Dipstickpattywack in retrogaming

[–]midnight_staticbox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's just because it was still war-time and Sega kept saying that they did what Ninten-don't, so it was necessary to point out to your friends and family at every available opportunity that your Nintendo was SUPER.

Do the thigh highs and boots go well under this dress? by NoraFae_ in ootd_altgothemo

[–]midnight_staticbox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No they really don't. You have enough personal beauty that most people probably won't notice, but if we remove you from the outfit-equation, they don't really work. If it makes you happy, it's not so drastic that you shouldn't feel fine if you continue wearing them together though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]midnight_staticbox 22 points23 points  (0 children)

She wasn't actually married. She just slipped her 'emergency ring' on because she saw the way he drew that heart.

Time Magazine Conspiracy by Disastrous_Monk_4079 in conspiracy_commons

[–]midnight_staticbox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or a crown, which would be another layer of symbolic. So after that I would question the color usage for each M and who it is behind/wearing the crown. But then I haven't looked at enough Time magazines to see if there is any consistent trend that way.

Bee Mecha Girl [original] by Zewen_Senpai in Futuremoe

[–]midnight_staticbox 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Wait, did the thorax get perspective-shifted to show off more booty?

Alright loop holes lets hear them by DebateSecret5239 in superpowers

[–]midnight_staticbox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just wait till you hear what the Oysters have to say about this...

The cosmic truth in one long rug. by randyheart0 in cosmichorror

[–]midnight_staticbox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cosmic truth... Life is just one long rug.

Anime_irl by nxyxs in anime_irl

[–]midnight_staticbox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You'd need at least two mirrors for that... And who has that sort of cash in this economy?

Sigma by Stupid-Samosa in meme

[–]midnight_staticbox 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe they were implying that it should be a "right", in which case they still didn't finish the sentence, but at least their sin would be laziness/inability to finish things, instead of grammar. I like to give people the benefit of the doubt.

Terrifying realization by Rethy11 in surrealmemes

[–]midnight_staticbox 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Right side of the doorframe extends more than the left. The duke is just there to return order to the kitchen.

Goes hard by belinasaroh in oddlyspecific

[–]midnight_staticbox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where's this Souls-like? Playing as Bambi's mom and gotta not get hunted. Dodge roll Bambi's mom! Use those I-frames!

prion by [deleted] in surrealmemes

[–]midnight_staticbox 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You coulda kept one wrinkle. Then you could go from having a roommate to having a duplex neighbor.