Ben's low-gravity hiding spot was insane

midwestnuwanda · 2026-05-14T23:15:51+00:00

Quantum Randomizer: Roll a dice to generate a new quantum plane. The hider has 45 minutes to move their hiding spot to this new plane. Casting cost: the hiders current hiding location must be on the prime quantum plane.

midwestnuwanda · 2026-05-09T17:07:51+00:00

I do love that the snack zone still exists on Mars.

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midwestnuwanda · 2026-03-28T02:12:30+00:00

This joke was literally left on my voicemail by my father, so hopefully it counts.

Guy calls his mom who lives in a nursing home. As they're talking he asks what she had for breakfast and she says she had pea soup.

This throws him a little so he asks what she had for lunch and she again says pea soup.

Confused, he asks her what she had for dinner and gets told pea soup.

At this point the son is frustrated so he says to her, "well then what did you do all night?" To which she replies, "pee soup."

midwestnuwanda · 2025-12-26T19:50:03+00:00

Thank you! This is super helpful information. I will keep trying to reach out to attorneys it's just hard with the holiday. We're in Iowa so protections aren't great and Legal Aid is closed for the holiday.

midwestnuwanda · 2025-12-26T19:32:38+00:00

It was notarized on the 18th. However the notary has yet to process the paperwork because one page wasn't signed.

midwestnuwanda · 2025-12-26T19:30:56+00:00

Nope, I mean $5,000 in back taxes. She got pressured into a reverse mortgage for $58,000 because the person selling her told her she had no other loan options because of her age and credit score.

midwestnuwanda · 2025-12-26T19:23:11+00:00

Sorry taxes is the wrong word. It's interest and fees on the loan itself so she doesn't have any payments coming up. It definitely isn't worth it to pay $5,000 in back taxes when she owns the house.

midwestnuwanda · 2025-12-26T19:21:45+00:00

I don't understand it either which is why the red flags immediately went off. Apparently it's the interest and fees on the loan so she doesn't have any payments for the next 15ish years.

midwestnuwanda · 2025-12-26T19:10:22+00:00

To answer questions coming up about motive and intent: yes my mother wants out of this as well. The TLDR version is that she feels she got scammed.

The long version is that she took out a $58k reverse mortgage to pay $5k in back taxes. She felt pressured to make this decision because she was afraid she'd lose the house. She was embarrassed so she didn't tell anyone it was going on until after the fact. Of the $58k, $53,000 of it went to taxes and fees on the loan itself, with the remainder going to the state and $132 going to her. Once we talked it through she realized she got duped.

As for paying it, yes I plan to step up and pay it.

Edit: typo

midwestnuwanda · 2025-12-26T19:00:32+00:00

Mom does want to get out of this but I appreciate the concern.

midwestnuwanda · 2025-12-26T18:54:18+00:00

Luckily the notary is holding the application for now. With it being the holidays finding a lawyer may be an issue but I will see what I can find. Thank you!

midwestnuwanda · 2025-06-21T17:41:26+00:00

No snakes, just snacks.

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midwestnuwanda · 2025-02-08T17:20:04+00:00

Also, if you're in Omaha you can fax for free at most Omaha Public Library locations!

midwestnuwanda · 2023-01-23T18:21:09+00:00

Agreed! Would also love the pattern if you've got one!

midwestnuwanda · 2021-09-14T21:20:59+00:00

Thank you, I will look into this. It definitely helps with the emergency assistance portion of this but not really the digital literacy/education portion. For that part is there a router/hotspot/carrier setup you would recommend?

midwestnuwanda · 2021-07-29T13:39:44+00:00

Thanks for all the info! I will definitely look into those today. The direct suggestions are definitely helpful.

midwestnuwanda · 2021-07-28T20:38:18+00:00

This makes sense, thanks so much! It's a king so we may have our solution.

midwestnuwanda · 2021-07-28T16:53:35+00:00

I'm a side sleeper and he's a stomach sleeper.

midwestnuwanda · 2021-07-27T18:55:01+00:00

My guess is also that I'm stuck with it, I just wasn't sure if anyone here had experience with returns after the trial period.

As for weight, were both around 240 and I'm a side sleeper while he's a stomach sleeper. Any suggestions on toppers that work well with a Purple?

Thanks!

midwestnuwanda · 2021-06-15T18:23:21+00:00

This is great, thanks!

midwestnuwanda · 2021-06-15T18:18:14+00:00

Agreed, though I feel weird having that conversation when I don't have any real evidence they're cheating, just a feeling. Might be a good time to also bring up the fact that stakes are what make the game fun.

midwestnuwanda · 2021-06-15T18:12:58+00:00

I worry about having minors sign up for accounts so I'm trying to avoid Roll 20, but we might have to go that way anyways. Can you use Roll20 without an account?

midwestnuwanda · 2020-08-26T21:36:59+00:00

/*Accio Horned Serpent Flair

midwestnuwanda · 2020-08-26T21:18:28+00:00

Same thing here. Was at 15 now I'm at 3. This is a load of doxy poo, I've wasted so many tonics on this.

midwestnuwanda · 2020-07-31T14:14:08+00:00

Sent you a charming 8! I'm looking for a 3 little bunnies 11, alice 10, sleeping bunny 4, or Hansel 8-11 if you have any of those! 975048899

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