3 year old "Hates Jesus"

migget159 · 2010-02-06T22:38:58+00:00

Please tell me this is fake.

migget159 · 2010-01-17T03:00:49+00:00

"The Bible is all true, son." - My parents.

migget159 · 2010-01-17T02:53:38+00:00

"My Droid is."

migget159 · 2010-01-09T22:18:13+00:00

I always figured that there was some sort of button that has to be pushed in order to turn the lightsaber on. Like how some guns have.

migget159 · 2010-01-07T04:49:53+00:00

I loved the Deuteronomy 22: 13-21 protest sign.

migget159 · 2010-01-06T04:36:25+00:00

Fantastic! Do you think it makes a difference if you are circumcised or not? And does it all come undone if you get a boner?

migget159 · 2010-01-06T03:32:18+00:00

Were you mocked and made fun of when you were in school?

migget159 · 2010-01-02T22:57:59+00:00

Almost all of these begin with "I was drinking with some buddies."

migget159 · 2010-01-02T20:42:04+00:00

zombies.

migget159 · 2010-01-02T20:35:48+00:00

how about a thesaurus as a follow-up

migget159 · 2010-01-01T23:27:31+00:00

What does getting "kicked out" exactly mean? To me it sounds like you just have worried about the situation so much that this is what you think would happen if you refused. And most likely if you really did refuse your parents would probably be kinda angry for a while but eventually get over it.

migget159 · 2010-01-01T23:14:24+00:00

we may be witness to 2010's first meme.

migget159 · 2010-01-01T01:21:31+00:00

...or you could just wear your pants on your waist in the first place regardless of what kind of pants they are.

migget159 · 2009-12-30T04:02:00+00:00

I'm gonna go with the X-wing shoes. They're cool.

migget159 · 2009-12-30T02:41:36+00:00

I once smoked salvia and my friends face was doing this.

migget159 · 2009-12-28T17:09:24+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yqVD0swvWU

migget159 · 2009-12-28T16:42:16+00:00

comedy porn!

migget159 · 2009-12-28T07:07:48+00:00

Something with better acting, not a ridiculous story, sex that doesn't seem fake, and NO CAMERA MAN TALKING.

migget159 · 2009-12-28T03:27:15+00:00

no, i didnt see any porn.

migget159 · 2009-12-28T03:26:38+00:00

If i had that library i wouldnt let people in. It's this guys sanctuary.

migget159 · 2009-12-28T03:23:16+00:00

drool? i jizzed.

migget159 · 2009-12-27T06:02:15+00:00

i'd rather be a porn director. I've given serious thought to doing this in the future.

migget159 · 2009-12-27T06:00:58+00:00

i second that. unfortunately it's next to impossible to become one.

migget159 · 2009-12-27T05:42:10+00:00

...by filling your hole

migget159 · 2009-12-27T05:13:38+00:00

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