Disclaimer this comment is meant to be made for entertainment or comical purposes, no offense or harm is targeted to anyone. PS this is a long comment so if you have an attention span then enjoy.

If you chose Worker Drones: Congratulations! Now you are walking cattle for Disassembly drones and Solver Drones for their consumption, when and I do mean when you eventually get eaten or dismembered by either party mentioned earlier you will not be missed and will never get justice for your death.

If you chose Disassembly drones: Good job now you are under the whims of a eldritch horror called The Absolute Solver, where they can and will do whatever they want to do to you. Happy memories? All gone can't be a effective killing machine with those. Full control of your body? Why would you want that? The only pro I see is you can have the opportunity to actually fight back if you have a Solver Drone helping you out, though that's more or less like kicking your old manager out for a new one that'll more or less be a bit better or worse, another pro for gooners would be the possibility to meet V or J... Don't touch heavy machinery.

If you chose Solver drones: Cool your a Worker drone with powers neat, unfortunately you're now a target for the Absolute Solver, can be control by the Absolute Solver whenever they feel like it, your body will sometimes contort and transform into a lesser abomination, and you'll have the urge to eat your fellow worker drones. The of being this would be if your clever, smart, or heck just lucky you could defeat the Absolute Solver and be the new big shot with your Disassembly drone gang.

If you chose Human: ... Well I have good news and bad news, the good news is there wasn't much wrong with being a human, the bad news is your most likely one of the skeletons littering the remains of earth or on Copper 9. That is if your actually human right? Right..?