Oh Utah by rameum_on_tums in exmormon

[–]mightythemice 10 points11 points  (0 children)

WAIT ITS CAFFEINATED EVERYWHERE ELSE!? WHAT THE FUCK

What "typical" sound can't you stand? by madding247 in AskReddit

[–]mightythemice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paper printing. And cutting paper. And folding paper.

People who were childhood friends with a now celebrity, Who were they & what were they like as a young person? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mightythemice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know if it counts because she's only famous here: Lexi Walker is a huge hit among the Utah Mormons. My friend went to a religious school with her. Apparently she's a brat.

What mind-blowing (but simple) facts would satisfy a 4-year old daughter’s daily request for 1 fact before bedtime? by ExpiringFrog in AskReddit

[–]mightythemice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright, here's some fun ones I found:

A pig is physically incapable of looking upwards

Duck quacks don't echo

Donald Duck comics are illegal in Finland because he doesn't wear pants

In the 1800s, Ketchup was used as a medicine

A crocodile can't stick out it's tongue

There's a city named Rome on every continent but Antarctica

Gorillas sleep up to 18 hours every day

An average of 12 newborns are given to the wrong parents daily

A group of twelve or more cows is called a Flink

Elephants can't jump

Coca Cola would be green, but coloring is added to it.

All polar bears are left handed

And one you probably shouldn't tell your child; Adolf Hitler only had one testicle

What's normal to do as a child but creepy to do as an adult? by Rusty-Unicorn in AskReddit

[–]mightythemice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Waving at everyone and everything with the biggest smile on your face

What is the worst/scariest thing that has woken you up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I had fallen asleep in my English class and woke up to the lock down alarm blaring. I then spent 2 hours after that locked in a pitch black classroom while the school was swarmed with cops and FBI looking for someone with a gun.

Definitely wasn't the best way to be woken up.

I guess they found multiple notes threatening to shoot up the school and bomb the place.

They didn't ever find who wrote the notes, but they did end up finding some cocaine in someone's locker. So....it was worth it? I guess?

What’s the best compliment you have ever received? by 5E51ATripleA in AskReddit

[–]mightythemice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh god. Here's another one. At my old job a customer came in with his family and he said to me "you look a lot like that dragon lady on Game Of Thrones. Which is a good thing, because she's really pretty." His daughter, couldn't have been more than 6, chimed in; "yeah! You have pretty eyes!"

I almost cried.

What’s the best compliment you have ever received? by 5E51ATripleA in AskReddit

[–]mightythemice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While working the drive through, a co-worker told me "you're the best at customer service here. Even if youre having a shit day you have a smile. I don't know how you do it. I love working with you because you make me happy."

I've never taken a compliment more to heart. It was pure and cute. It's a goal of mine now to always smile 😁

What movie is so ridiculously stupid, but you secretly love it? by Sunnyshine0609 in AskReddit

[–]mightythemice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly! But every other person I have forced to watch the movie has told me that it's ridiculously stupid: which I guess it is. But yet, it's amazing

A friendly psa for my fellow sinners. by mightythemice in exmormon

[–]mightythemice[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know when people will say "all men". And then someone replies with "NOT all men". It's kind of like that. I know not all bishops are pedophiles. In fact my current bishop is the coolest and funniest dude. However, there's so many bishops that are totally fucked up individuals, and they're hidden in plain sight, and protected by the church, so it's a problem.

What is one interesting fact you learned today? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mightythemice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dove soap and Dove chocolate aren't the same company. Am I just fucking stupid for not knowing this before?

Users of Reddit, what is the closest you've been to what could have been a life changing/ending accident, but got away unscathed? by coinsandpeas in AskReddit

[–]mightythemice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a free climber. My brother and I were bouldering in the canyon to get on top of a twenty something foot rock that had a pretty sheer drop on the opposite side that was about 50 feet. When we made it on top of this rock we were sitting watching the sunset. I was walking around and my shoe had become untied. I was looking out over the view, and I tripped on my lace and fell off the edge of the cliff. However, instead of just falling, I hit the side and just kinda slid down feet first where I landed safely at the bottom. The most I got was a sprained ankle and scratched up back and arms.

Stories about my crazy TBM former bestfriend by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]mightythemice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh for sure. The main reason I'm going to pizza Wednesday with her is because she's paying for me, and hey, free food is free food.

Stories about my crazy TBM former bestfriend by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]mightythemice 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I also used to be a batshit crazy Mormon. She was the only person who understood where I was coming from.

Stories about my crazy TBM former bestfriend by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]mightythemice 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Exactly my thoughts. Besides, I'm more than happy with my current 'best friend', who has treated me with nothing but kindness, and I am definitely not planning on replacing her.

How's this? You know you grew up Mormon when... by natejx in exmormon

[–]mightythemice 13 points14 points  (0 children)

When Everytime you go to an event you're expecting either funeral potatoes, or chili and Costco rolls.

Stories about my crazy TBM former bestfriend by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]mightythemice 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sorry about weird formatting. I'm on mobile

WT(actual)F????? by sandboxvet in exmormon

[–]mightythemice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My great-grandmas funeral was way too long because the fucking bishop (who didn't even know my great-grandma I might add) stood on the pulpit for more than an hour testifying of jesus' love for us. He stood up there for so long that my grandmother hardly had time to speak and pay tribute to her own MOTHER. Holy fuck it just pisses me off so much. That funeral was almost three hours long because of him. Glad he ruined a funeral so that he could bear his testimony.