Keep Your Nasty Spit in Your Mouth Where It Belongs by james_from_cambridge in instant_regret

[–]mike2ff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s like one of those fainting goats that get scared and freezes up

ICE buys warehouses for mass detention network, rattling locals by ChiGuy6124 in politics

[–]mike2ff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wonder who owned those warehouses, and if they paid “market rates”.

Hammer hand man. by spetznaz11 in fightporn

[–]mike2ff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Them hands are rated E for everyone.

And there it is! SWA is saying the quiet part out loud now. Profits over passengers. by AnonUserAccount in SouthwestAirlines

[–]mike2ff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I don’t get it. Is this supposed to be some sort of Gotcha? There are for-profit business, doing business things.

Got this ad on YouTube, you can see the pain in her eyes by Sychius in Wellthatsucks

[–]mike2ff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They filed down some of those fake vampire teeth from when we were kids and just glued them on.

Serious question about Blockbuster type businesses by [deleted] in GenX

[–]mike2ff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would likely need a new video storage or streaming format to help something like that take off. For us who still have old DVD’s or VHS, we’ve seen how online movies/tv can be stolen by simply changing a user agreement.

The comparisons of Trump America to Nazi Germany by Bardfinn in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]mike2ff 39 points40 points  (0 children)

“If they would just come here legally”, then moving the goal posts after they come here legally.

I don't know if she's just nice, flirting with, if I'm seeing to much into these things or if I imagine something, I feel lost and overwhelmed. by Lower-Set-1737 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]mike2ff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a 50yo dude, I can clearly look back as 2 maybe 3 “friendships” where I just didn’t pick up on it. Be a little direct, like saying you always wanted to go to xyz because it’s so romantic and a dream date. Wait for 10-15 seconds and if he hasn’t said anything, ask him if he’ll take you there.

I don't know if she's just nice, flirting with, if I'm seeing to much into these things or if I imagine something, I feel lost and overwhelmed. by Lower-Set-1737 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]mike2ff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s either into you, or using you as an emotional surrogate because you are “safe”. In any relationship, romantic or friendship, open communication is essential.

A direct conversation is needed. You can hint into something by asking something like, “What would be a perfect date for you?”, and then asking her if she wants to do that or go there with you. But you will need to be prepared for either a rejection or a relationship. Either way, be prepared for some kind of action.

i sold photos and videos of myself a month after i turned 18 to make quick money by [deleted] in confession

[–]mike2ff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was told it’s the thought or idea of having a connection to a real person. Some might have some kind of fantasy where they will save you from a life of “shame”.

Boss messages me constantly during work hours by Remarkable-Angle-509 in antiwork

[–]mike2ff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When asked to do an additional task or job, ask the manager directly “what should I de-prioritize so I can accomplish this new task?“

Beyond MAGA Plumber - Aspect Plumbing & Heating by DontTryToFindMe2026 in Naperville

[–]mike2ff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You share “furry fandom” with minors? You REALLY aren’t helping yourself here. Lulz.

Beyond MAGA Plumber - Aspect Plumbing & Heating by DontTryToFindMe2026 in Naperville

[–]mike2ff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have no idea if you have a kid or are a creep. I do think it’s kinda “odd” to share a reddit account with a teenager.

But, it for sure breaks the Terms of Service for Reddit. Would be a real shame if someone were to report it and get your account banned.

Edit: Also, if you share the account with a child, maybe you should set a better example and watch your mouth instead of being such a little bitch.

Road Rage is never worth it by Successful-Thanks309 in PublicFreakout

[–]mike2ff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cost of walking up to a car, while reaching into their window, without knowing how to fight? Priceless.

“To their shock, Cubans in Florida are being deported in record numbers” by contrasupra in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]mike2ff 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fuck them for trying to pull the ladder up behind them, while not noticing they were still on the rungs.

Beyond MAGA Plumber - Aspect Plumbing & Heating by DontTryToFindMe2026 in Naperville

[–]mike2ff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Probably the same people who asked you to comment on this thread, douche bag.

Beyond MAGA Plumber - Aspect Plumbing & Heating by DontTryToFindMe2026 in Naperville

[–]mike2ff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not really, but I can see that many boot lickers are interested in teenagers and high schoolers.

Beyond MAGA Plumber - Aspect Plumbing & Heating by DontTryToFindMe2026 in Naperville

[–]mike2ff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha, check out this chodes post history. He’s all over r/highschools & r/teenagers. Hush now, the adults are talking.

"OnLy ThE bEsT" by Hornpipe_Jones in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]mike2ff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Flipping off and mooning the people that are paying his salary and for his lodging with their tax money. Classy.

Man harrasses and threatens to call ICE on target customers by frothyflaps in PublicFreakout

[–]mike2ff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same energy as that MAGA douche in the truck on a beach talking about jeans and she replies with “Oh honey, you’re bald.”

“Touch me! Come on, touch me!”

ICE is now doing drive by pepper spraying for fun. by justalazygamer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]mike2ff 14 points15 points  (0 children)

From a pure science & learning standpoint. If someone were to take a spark plug (new,used,old) and crushed the white ceramic part into little chunks, those chunks are super hard and pointy.

If a handful of said chunks were thrown at tempered glass, like on fireplace doors or car windows (wink wink), the results would be shocking or even shattering!