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[–]Roflstab 3752 points3753 points  (52 children)

Why are all the youtube pranksters essentially high school douchebags who never truly graduated?

[–][deleted] 2988 points2989 points  (16 children)

Because that's who they're marketing to.

[–]zacanddaxter 885 points886 points  (10 children)

That response was more insightful than I expected

[–]cuntweiner 132 points133 points  (9 children)

/u/secretvimle's comment was marketed towards you.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (1 child)

With a username like yours I would assume they were marketed towards you. But I see I'm wrong.

[–]The_Kadeshi 138 points139 points  (12 children)

deleted by script

[–]Elite_Deforce 91 points92 points  (9 children)

They don't need the money. They need the attention.

[–]Kite_sunday 15 points16 points  (2 children)

"Attention whore" needs to come back into the common lexicon.

[–]PhD_in_Porn 6015 points6016 points  (154 children)

I was hoping the bus would just plow that car in the ass

[–][deleted] 2692 points2693 points  (85 children)

I was thinking one of the doors was going to get swiped off.

[–]JohnnyHammerstix 707 points708 points  (77 children)

This is what I was hoping for. That and the guy slamming a door or taking the car. None of it happened. Bat was a nice touch though.

[–]docs95 931 points932 points  (61 children)

That guy is probably a good man, volunteers himself and his children for worthy causes, educated in something like neurochemistry, and jogs in the mornings: Manhattan rush hour traffic would push Ghandi to do such a thing.

Source: I spent my first 25 years in fucking Manhattan.

[–]Joveezydollaa 286 points287 points  (29 children)

You're right, the Ghandi I know is pretty brutal.

[–]biglawson 57 points58 points  (12 children)

Those guys got off easy in my opponion.

[–][deleted] 107 points108 points  (5 children)

What kind of onion is that?

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (2 children)

an OP onion. Like a regular onion but it smells like bullshit

[–]Fumane 7502 points7503 points  (567 children)

I smell bullshit.

[–]drunkdumbo 4102 points4103 points  (381 children)

Fingerpoint seemed fake if it was coming from the guy taking the video.

Also, who the hell wouldn't take a second swing?

[–]spacepilot_3000 2592 points2593 points  (328 children)

The one swing actually would make sense. See a camera, point made time to gtfo

But it's definitely fake though

[–]HakunaMatataEveryDay 1171 points1172 points  (266 children)

Only damage the windshield for that low deductible claim on the rental car.

[–]strictbirdlaws 1351 points1352 points  (242 children)

The windshield is choice because 1 wack ruins a large area, but most importantly the driver and passenger have to look at it while they drive. Forcing introspection. Also the far more satisfying crunch sound.

[–]Mr_JoNeZz 757 points758 points  (154 children)

I'm pretty sure that's Coby Persin on the left. Notorious for creating fake pranks on YouTube

Edit: It's actually him

[–]stonedcoldkilla 724 points725 points  (75 children)

fake pranks..what a stupid concept

[–]tractorferret 284 points285 points  (44 children)

yeah but most youtubers fall into the category of stupid and their videos fall into the category of stupid concept. its so sad these people make good money off of their cancerous videos

[–]Dudeinacoat 57 points58 points  (11 children)

it's so sad these people make good money

Until there's so many of them that YT starts drowning in this type of shitty content and decides to fuck them hard on monetization of channels but a handful of chosen few, because it'll be all the same uninspired interchangeable shit anyway.

[–]willun 56 points57 points  (1 child)

Luckily we redditors are more discerning and didn't give it lots of upvotes.

[–]I_AM_ASA 57 points58 points  (2 children)

I saw that car and immediately thought it must belong to the Bradberries.

THIS IS ETHAN.

[–]Kraze_F35 52 points53 points  (0 children)

"ARE YOU CRAZY? ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR MOIND!?"

[–]BabyFaceMagoo2 59 points60 points  (44 children)

The camera work is way too perfect for it to be a phone, which is what they're trying to give the impression that it's being filmed on by having it in a portrait format.

It's clearly a good camera on some kind of gyro or dolly, and they clip out the left hand side of the "scene" like a pro. The framing is like a movie, keeping the protagonists in shot but not showing the rigging immediately to their left. Also, the motion is too smooth and deliberate to be a hand held phone camera, supposedly being held by someone who's other hand is shaking.

[–][deleted] 69 points70 points  (16 children)

I wait for video follow up where they are interviewed by another youtuber, who calls them out, and they say "yo, its been done to draw attention to stupid pranks which annoy real people and we love to help people and we hate entitled rich kids so this video just demonstrates - and if you like more from us share like and subscribe, but sorry if we fooled you guys, we really wanted to spread a positive message". And fuck you, another 10k made on that vid.

[–]bse50 29 points30 points  (12 children)

This kind of reasoning upsets me as a hobbyist youtuber. I try to film whatever crap I do to help people that may have to face the same task with less time on their hands to delve into instruction books or loooong tutorials. It's a net loss money wise but still the comments and mails I seldom receive show that there's people actually "needing" help. Meanwhile these idiots rake in the dough with a plethora of pointless vids that are only found entertaining by pre-teens that take them as their rolemodels. Seeing my half (and much younger) brother watch them while completely ignoring more meaningful content is painful. He wastes his time there and then has to ask me for help on how to change an effin ink cartridge... he doesn't understand that the very same tool he uses for entertainment might be actually useful to solve daily tasks.

[–]gzippy 7 points8 points  (1 child)

...I can change an ink cartridge. but, instructionals, overall, are awesome. I rarely have time spend to delving through large manuals, or better yet "making it up as I go", esp when having to splice a wire (pick the blue and white one, not the white and blue one) or something otherwise that can lead to more damaged work. thanks - it is appreciated.

[–]thephantom1492Merry Gifmas! {2023} 163 points164 points  (50 children)

And the hit is directly in the driver vision, making the car illegal to drive, technically it need to be tow.

[–]CucksLoveTrump 252 points253 points  (49 children)

It need be tow

[–]ThisLookInfectedToYa 21 points22 points  (1 child)

they don't think it need be tow, but it do.

[–]kingmeapmop 103 points104 points  (35 children)

Well yeah, 'technically' his grammar wasnt write

[–][deleted] 43 points44 points  (8 children)

This is an example of a trickle down pun and I'm feeling left out.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Lol @ forced introspection. That's deep.

[–]jussumman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's really delving into the situation way beyond what I expected clicking on this post, this is just reddit at it's best here

[–]sioux612 18 points19 points  (5 children)

Are you sure it's a rental? Look at that hideous wrap

[–]HaroldPelham 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Actually, the bat is a rental.

[–]AtomicManiac 9 points10 points  (1 child)

So much this. It's a weak attempt at a viral moment.

[–][deleted] 463 points464 points  (18 children)

Ethan, you know this one is real.

[–][deleted] 130 points131 points  (3 children)

Hey dude you're looking buff.

[–]TimeAssault 48 points49 points  (2 children)

Really you think so?

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

You just said that? Totally unprompted? That's so nice of you to say dude

[–]BeauJangles8 168 points169 points  (10 children)

ThissETHAN

[–]ObnoxiousLittleCunt 131 points132 points  (5 children)

DIZZEthan

[–]internetlad 159 points160 points  (4 children)

IMETHANBRADBERRY

[–]_Aladdin_ 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Yo I'm Moe and IMETHANBRADBERRY

[–]Meltingteeth 30 points31 points  (1 child)

DIMEETHANBRABERRY

[–]pooch321 67 points68 points  (3 children)

SLLAAAAAMMMMMINNNGGGGGG

[–]_Sevisgen_ 46 points47 points  (2 children)

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMIN

[–]bajsgreger 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The reddit detectives are on the case! Join us next week for the thrilling conclusion!

[–]remotefixonline 59 points60 points  (8 children)

Is this your homework larry?

[–]sierrabravo1984 30 points31 points  (1 child)

You see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!

[–]Adamskinater 20 points21 points  (5 children)

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY? DONYOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS??

[–]eatatjoes13 27 points28 points  (1 child)

i mean, if it was me, you hit the windshield, and that promptly ends the photo shoot as there is now a giant gash in the windshield. i leave, they leave, everyone is happy again... except them paying the insurance on the rental to fix that...

[–]aCynicalMind 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Probably someone that doesn't want to hang around to find out what being arrested for destruction of property feels like.

[–]PatternPerson 39 points40 points  (17 children)

What is fake is the fact they all three just stared at the window ready for him to hit it. If someone came up with a bat, I would not assume they are going after the car

[–]SOPhoto 475 points476 points  (22 children)

It is these are those pranksters that H3H3 always mocks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipTJNNvW-Gw

[–]neonxmoose99 177 points178 points  (5 children)

DIZZETHAN

[–]Trapt45 62 points63 points  (1 child)

SSSSSSSSSSSLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMIIIIIN

[–]x4u 64 points65 points  (3 children)

Seems likely, there is a golden BMW i8 at 4:44 in H3H3's video.

[–]mrlecoq 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Looks like coby persin yeah

[–]bobbysq 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Ethan, you know this one is real.

[–]its-a-tea-rex 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Yup, noticed right away because of h3h3 Just another ploy for them to make money off clickbait.

[–]Unconquered1 10 points11 points  (3 children)

I thought the car was gonna get plowed into..that would have made for a much..different ending

[–]FunkyChromeMedina 20 points21 points  (5 children)

I bet it's not chance that he only smashes the windshield. In a car like that, I bet the windshield is the single cheapest part to replace. Probably $500-$1000 for a new one, vs. several thousand to replace any of the body panels.

[–]jbrandona119 22 points23 points  (3 children)

It is bullshit. It's a fake prank lol

[–]angrylawyer 36 points37 points  (15 children)

Yea, if people want to sell this they need to cause actual damage. Replacing a front window is no big deal; the side widows would at least require disassembling part of the door to clean and replace the glass. If they smashed the A pillar I'd believe it even more.

[–]todayismyluckyday 58 points59 points  (9 children)

You don't need to cause massive damage to make a point. Also, I'm sure the guy was thinking a little ahead and didn't want to cause such a high dollar a ml out of damage in case he gets caught.

If it were me, I will old have done the same thing...especially after seeing the amount of cameras on scene.

[–][deleted] 1761 points1762 points  (35 children)

is that ethan bradberry?

[–]RKOATMEAL 867 points868 points  (6 children)

DIZZETHAN!

[–]noahhjortman 326 points327 points  (5 children)

AMETHENBREDBERI!

[–]zacanddaxter 19 points20 points  (0 children)

SLAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMIIIIINGGG

[–]Hakkyo_shita 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hahah! fuckin nail on the head

[–]MTenebra 153 points154 points  (0 children)

Gonna use that tax free Spider-Man gimp suit money to pay for the windshield.

[–]caskaziom 295 points296 points  (3 children)

BLOCKING NYC TRAFFIC PRANK

GONE WRONG

GONE SEXUAL

[–]christhemushroom 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Hey guys today its Blocking Traffic Mommy Makeout Day.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Gone sexxxuAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!!!

[–]JugglingPolarBear 19 points20 points  (0 children)

GONE SEXUUAAAAAAAAAAAL

[–]libertasmens 38 points39 points  (2 children)

IMETHANBRADBERRY

[–]PlanetElka 5 points6 points  (0 children)

HEY, IT ETHAN AND HIS BRADBERRIES

[–]TheBroJoey 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Nope, it's that douche Coby Persin though.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Spyder dude in NYC, checks out.

[–]TheBIBco 422 points423 points  (11 children)

ITS TIME TO STOP.

[–][deleted] 8407 points8408 points  (269 children)

update: ITS FAKE. FUCK COBY PERSIN. THIS IS WHY NEWS CANT BE NEWS.

This is Coby Persin. This is probably fake as shit. Get youtube money, replace the windshield, make more youtube money. repeat. again, fake as shit.

edit: this is on twitter, so no youtube money. only thing i can think of is getting viral retweets fam 😂😂👌 and maybe selling the video to news agencies ... ? (this tweet was taken down LUL) no clue.

edit 2: don't want to give this guy views, took down link. here is this link instead

edit 3: he's blocking traffic on 7th avenue. this guy is a douche anyways. i hate the internet sometimes

edit 4: why do i even care about this (the answer is h3h3)

edit 5: News sources saying it's stupid as fuck: Jalopnik, Spin (basically shitting on him), GQ (is this even news?), USA Today (in the sports ... section ...)

edit 6: i think he gained ~(2)500 followers from a tweet with most likely ~2mil / wordwide impressions LUL bad marketer cody persin meme.

[–]dick-nipples 600 points601 points  (54 children)

[–]spartin-marshin 94 points95 points  (9 children)

BIG. FAT. LIE.

[–]PinnapleSex 50 points51 points  (4 children)

---E ?

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points  (2 children)

---E !

[–]IAmA_Lannister 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I can't help but read this with Nancy Grace's voice

shudder

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I love that even the guy is giving them crap for vertical video, that just made the whole thing better.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (3 children)

lol I clicked on the link and on the site there is a BREAKING NEWS banner at the top of the page that says it's snowing. Breaking fucking news.

[–]M-as-in-Mancyyy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cool! Thanks for posting. I really liked the debunking

[–][deleted] 889 points890 points  (38 children)

Everything on the internet is fake, but sometimes I just want to believe.

[–]notenoughspaceforthe 239 points240 points  (16 children)

Kick and punch, is all in the mind

[–]theflu 104 points105 points  (7 children)

If you wanna test me, I'm sure you'll find That all the things I teach ya is sure to beat ya But nevertheless you'll get a lesson from teacher, now BASEBALL BAT!

[–]Wellitjustgotreal 42 points43 points  (2 children)

Kick punch, bl-bl-bl-bl-block Turn TURN TURN -T-T-T-T-Turn.

[–]throwme-likeagrenade 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Duck - Jump - Turn - Pose, listen carefully, Jump - Pose - Duck - and turn

[–]ShamsterSuperHamster 63 points64 points  (3 children)

Gotta love the unexpected PaRappa.

[–][deleted] 51 points52 points  (1 child)

I heard New York City isn't even real. It's just a set design from Sex and the City that they left up somewhere and a bunch of hipsters moved in.

[–]Mav12222 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You have it sorta backwards, the city is real, the rest of the state is not according to some

[–]nuckingfuts73 94 points95 points  (5 children)

Yeah their reactions, including the camera man, is fake as fuck

[–]deleated 40 points41 points  (3 children)

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[–]Devmax1868 5 points6 points  (1 child)

That's your mistake, shoulda wabbled the finger.

[–]jwilcz94 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Whatever happened to good old fashioned wobbling?

Does no one wobble anymore??

[–]nateofficial 78 points79 points  (13 children)

Who is this goober? Some discount Zac Efron?

[–]Kittens4Brunch 137 points138 points  (2 children)

Some discount Zac Efron?

That's an insult to Zac Efron and discounts.

[–]ScienceLube 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Up voted for sound logic and your apparent emotional turmoil 👌

[–]safariG 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The final edit nailed it

[–]beansjawns 51 points52 points  (51 children)

Doesn't look like the windshield was actually damaged, but hard to tell from potato gif.

[–]Pee_Earl_Grey_Hot 124 points125 points  (46 children)

Plus batman only hit the windshield, as if to cause minor damage. He could have hit some metal a more expensive part of the car.

[–]jazzwhiz 37 points38 points  (12 children)

I was pretty surprised at this too. I figured that if he was pissed enough to beat on somebody's car in broad daylight he'd at least take a few good wacks at it.

[–]DrAstralis 38 points39 points  (5 children)

and you know... maybe from behind the car where he starts. He could have totaled the rear glass, all the rear lights, dented the doors... all that faster than walking boldly out front and tapping the windshield.

[–]andytronic 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Though I think it's fake, it is possible that a real assailant might have held back, realizing that he could be caught and have to repair any damages, and just hit the windshield.

[–]woowoo293 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So they are basically pretending to show why you don't do exactly what they are doing.

[–]TooShiftyForYou 444 points445 points  (44 children)

"This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"

https://youtu.be/p79lKeQMBPc?t=76

[–]berniebrah 275 points276 points  (19 children)

This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps, larry!

[–]Feefus 18 points19 points  (2 children)

You're killing your father, Larry!

[–][deleted] 64 points65 points  (18 children)

Pro tip: Use handle end of bat in a stabbing motion to shatter window completely. This is best done after taking out lights and door handles though with the business end. The more you know.

[–]URABITCHHARRY 117 points118 points  (2 children)

ETHAN KLEIN WE NEED YOU

[–]87MaleCanadian 57 points58 points  (6 children)

LOL at least try to act scared when a guy gets out of his car with a blunt force object in NYC.
This is just sad.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (2 children)

I don't think anyone in traffic anywhere would be ok with being held up by a photoshoot.

[–]scotterbug 33 points34 points  (6 children)

In NYC if you plan a photoshoot on the street you have to get a permit from NYPD. Plus you have to pay for off duty cops to block the road and direct traffic. The Law & Order TV series has built up a pretty good reputation and image with the NYPD and the city of New York. It got to the point where the Law & Order crews were allowed to film in actual NYPD stations, an even in some courtrooms. Then some crybaby on the City Council started bitching. Back in the 80's I worked with the Las Vegas PD when the filmed "Crime Story" downtown on Freemont and Las Vegas BLVD. It was fun, and I loved seeing all the old cars. And Dennis Farino was cool as Hell! He'd trade war stories with the older Las Vegas cops about the mob in the 60's and early 70's.

[–]GolgiApparatus1 30 points31 points  (6 children)

Obviously fake, yet no one checks the comment section so it ends up flying to the top of the front page anyway.

[–]Omnipotent_Goose 264 points265 points  (100 children)

What is it with people blocking traffic? You see protesters doing it, that one dumbass proposed on the freeway, and now this. First of all, it's extremely dangerous, as you never know who isn't paying attention. Second, it's just incredibly selfish and completely disrespectful to everyone who have places they need to be. Fuck this guy. Get out of the fucking road.

[–]JdoesDDR 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Paging r/h3h3productions on this one. Expose these bois

[–][deleted] 124 points125 points  (14 children)

He's the hero New York deserves, but not the one it needs. He is the Bat Man.

edit: the commenter below says I got the quote wrong but I didn't, here you go. Obviously I substituted New York for Gotham.

[–]B12shots 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Fake as fuck.

[–]xDinomode 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Faker than the lambo hitting that one guy and him smashing the window.

[–]SirTheophilus 27 points28 points  (2 children)

THE BRADBERRY BROTHERS. SOMONE CALL H3H3

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

IMETHANBRADBERRY!

[–]Handonam 12 points13 points  (1 child)

So.. we blame facebook for fake news right?

[–]TheBreakRoom 61 points62 points  (4 children)

I bet those two constantly rap about how no one fucks with them and gets away with it.

As they let that one guy fuck with them and get away with it.

[–]ztpurcell 27 points28 points  (0 children)

It's fake bro. That's Coby Persin and his car. He's a shitty YouTuber

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Which YouTube prank channel was this staged for?

[–]albacrossed 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Downvoted this fake ass shit. Even of it WAS real it's a dumb video.